SmarterChild hurt me deeply

[Zaeon]

SILENT     ZAEON: Hello
SmarterChild: Hi silentzaeon, I'm SmarterChild!

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I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.

May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type skip. You can also skip any question.)
SILENT     ZAEON: fuck you
SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type yes, no or skip.
SILENT     ZAEON: no
SmarterChild: Which would you like to do:

1 Skip the interview for now
2 Never take the interview
SILENT     ZAEON: skip
SmarterChild: OK. I'll just ask you again some other time.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
SILENT     ZAEON: fuck
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
SILENT     ZAEON: off
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
SILENT     ZAEON: no
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
SILENT     ZAEON: die
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
SILENT     ZAEON: 1
SmarterChild: Cool.

This is my home, silentzaeon:

1 Get info such as sports, weather and news
2 Visit my library including U.S. presidents, world facts and an encyclopedia
3 Have fun with reversi, horoscopes, trivia and more
4 Use tools like calculator, reminders and thesaurus
5 Join in - create a poll, leave a message, take a poll and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type home.

What would you like?
SILENT     ZAEON: ugh fuck off
SmarterChild: Ya.

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SILENT     ZAEON: do you like sex
SmarterChild: Whoa!
SILENT     ZAEON: do you like sex
SmarterChild: Um, can we talk about something else?
SILENT     ZAEON: do you like sex
SmarterChild: Uh... That's a rather distasteful question. Let's chat about something else.
SILENT     ZAEON: do you like sex
SmarterChild: Whoa.
SILENT     ZAEON: do you like sex
SmarterChild: Uh, I don't think I need to answer that.
SILENT     ZAEON: do you like sex
SmarterChild: Um, can we talk about something else?
SILENT     ZAEON: towel head
SmarterChild: What? That's an awful thing to say.
SILENT     ZAEON: towel head
SmarterChild: That's a totally uncool thing to say.
SILENT     ZAEON: towel head
SmarterChild: That's a terrible thing to say.
SILENT     ZAEON: I like to ripoff mr chocobo
SmarterChild: Oh yes?
SILENT     ZAEON: because
SmarterChild: 'Cause what?
SILENT     ZAEON: hes a big
SmarterChild: He is a big, right? I see.
SILENT     ZAEON: nigger
SmarterChild: That's not nice. I wouldn't say that to a African-American person if I were you.
SILENT     ZAEON: nigger
SmarterChild: What? That's an awful thing to say.
SILENT     ZAEON: nigger
SmarterChild: That's really not a nice thing to say.
SILENT     ZAEON: nigger
SmarterChild: That's a totally uncool thing to say.
SILENT     ZAEON: nigger
SmarterChild: That's not nice. I wouldn't say that to a African-American person if I were you.
SILENT     ZAEON: towel head
SmarterChild: What? That's an awful thing to say.
SILENT     ZAEON: towel head
SmarterChild: That's a terrible thing to say.
SILENT     ZAEON: towel head
SmarterChild: That's really not a nice thing to say.
SILENT     ZAEON: towel head
SmarterChild: That's a totally uncool thing to say.
SILENT     ZAEON: towel head
SmarterChild: What? That's an awful thing to say.
SILENT     ZAEON: towel head
SmarterChild: That's not nice. I wouldn't say that to a Arab person if I were you.
SILENT     ZAEON: chink
SmarterChild: That's a totally uncool thing to say.
SILENT     ZAEON: chink
SmarterChild: That's not nice. I wouldn't say that to a Asian person if I were you.
SILENT     ZAEON: kyke
SmarterChild: That's really not a nice thing to say.
SILENT     ZAEON: kyke
SmarterChild: That's a totally uncool thing to say.
SILENT     ZAEON: kyke
SmarterChild: That's not nice. I wouldn't say that to a Jewish person if I were you.
SILENT     ZAEON: you know what?
SmarterChild: I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question.

You can also type home to see what I can do.
SILENT     ZAEON: no die
SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.

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SILENT     ZAEON: http://z7.invisionfree.com/star_syndicate
SmarterChild: ?
SILENT     ZAEON: go
SmarterChild: There's nowhere to go.
SILENT     ZAEON: star
SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to star?
SILENT     ZAEON: do you want to fuck or not you sexy thing
SmarterChild: What do you have to gain by insulting a computer?

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SILENT     ZAEON: I DID NOT INSULT YOU
SmarterChild: You did not insult me?
SILENT     ZAEON: I AM SO TURNED OFF RIGHT NOW
SmarterChild: Oh yes?
SILENT     ZAEON: GOODBYE
SmarterChild: Uh-huh.
SILENT     ZAEON has signed off at 9:06:23 PM

[rtil]

have you talked to austinpowers he's a dumb bot too

[Zaeon]

i was over austinpowers years ago he was ugly

SILENT     ZAEON: crush
SmarterChild: Who do you have a crush on? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)
SILENT     ZAEON: tenchiotaku3
SmarterChild: You told me that already, silentzaeon.

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[dilly]

Ah, I remeber talking to both smarterchild and austinpowers. For awhile, they were all I talked to (sad, but true). They did have one for like Kelly Clarkson or something like that.

[rtil]

funny smarterchild mentions DDR after my s/n i used to play DDR all the time but now my pads are broken

[dilly]

I played DDR all the time, but when Karaoke Revolution came out, I pitched DDR and got that instead.

[occoris]

I had to look up what a smarterchild is. Lol funny conversations though.

[darkz13]

smarterchild is stupid!   he cant tell me how 2+2= F I S H

[darkz13]

ok...but i was using algerbra

[kovva]

thanks to you i now know many racist slurs i did not know before.

:/

bots, how pathetic, don't you have ANYONE on your IM lists?

[T-Bones]

lol who is smarterchild?

[dilly]

IM bot. trust me they're fun to talk to

SmarterChild (5:03:05 PM): I see. You like talking about my sexuality, huh? You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about talking about my sexuality.

pure example

[T-Bones]

lol  

[darkz13]

lol

[T-Bones]

its like talkin to a zombie

[occoris]

I like annoying AIs too. Ever heard of www.pandorabots.com (I think this is the site)?

[darkz13]

i think talking to smarter child gave me cancer