Official TBA StarCraft II Thread

Gladius · December 26, 2011 02:19 AM

M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL

mechblobs are just giant fuck machines

Sinitron · December 27, 2011 06:36 AM

i lost 10 games on purpose on my EU account and then won 10 in a row because fuck you bronze 1v1 is very relaxing and therapeutic

some guy trief to PF rush me when i was random terran while every protoss built cannons in or around my base (they all died)

another terran scouted my baneling nest and expansion then just said "bad" when i blew his door up and he had like uh 4 units

psi43 · December 27, 2011 01:10 PM

Quote from: Sinitron on December 27, 2011 06:36 AM
i lost 10 games on purpose on my EU account and then won 10 in a row because fuck you bronze 1v1 is very relaxing and therapeutic

some guy trief to PF rush me when i was random terran while every protoss built cannons in or around my base (they all died)

another terran scouted my baneling nest and expansion then just said "bad" when i blew his door up and he had like uh 4 units

ih that reminds me. A while ago, someone tried to canon rush me but didn't scout. He ended up building his canons in an empty base, and that was a gold league player (that was before i switched accounts with horst). That was fun.

Gladius · December 27, 2011 04:19 PM

Quote from: psi on December 27, 2011 01:10 PM
A while ago, someone tried to canon rush me but didn't scout.

you got CANONIZED

Sinitron · December 27, 2011 04:37 PM

so i was dropping a few more games to lower my EU mmr

i was random and spawned toss, then proceeded to attack my nexus with my probes

while i was waiting for it to go down, i keep writing in allchat to my opponent that i was 6pooling, and about a minute in the lings were on the way

20 seconds later my nexus exploded

pedro: prick
You: you're so mad that i 6pooled you
you NEVER saw it coming
pedro: no i just dont like your filty mouth prick
You: but i didn't even say anything that horrible
You: i was just messing around
w/e at least i had fun! i'm going to the store have fun not being ANGRY all the time
ttyl!
pedro: but still you are a prick

cipher · December 27, 2011 05:56 PM

I like when you win games and then get BMd by your opponent. good times.

also damn sin you're almost at a free pizza. You're one of the only people who didn't just stop receiving pizza points a few months back.

Sinitron · December 27, 2011 06:17 PM

i thought the free pizza thing was a joke

Gladius · December 28, 2011 03:13 AM

probably is i mean what kind of incentive is a crappy dough base topped with b-grade lard and rotten tomatoes and dished out by struggling libarts majors

Sinitron · December 28, 2011 03:37 AM

well i mean the pizza at Jonas B. is pretty good but they're kinda local

and expensive

Gladius · December 28, 2011 04:42 AM

send me a slice in the mail if/when you get it

Gladius · December 28, 2011 04:59 AM

seriously i will pull a steve-o and eat it no matter what condition it's in

cipher · December 30, 2011 06:28 PM

Well, now that I've played it a few times, I think it's safe to say that I don't mind the new 1v1 map. I think it can be pretty good, especially for zerg. The main thing to note is that your third and your nat are directly connected by destructible rocks, and your third also has a ramp. But since they're both connected, that's basically two entrances you can use to get into the main. This forces [assuming you are zerg your protoss and terran enemies to either make two wall ins or a long, awkward one. Furthermore, if a protoss ball gets into your base, and forcefields your ramp, you have the option to go around. I mean they could still force field the second entrance, but they won't be able to maintain them both for very long.

rtil · December 31, 2011 03:49 AM

it's a shame i will never play on it then

Sinitron · December 31, 2011 06:34 AM

which one is the new one again

is it the shitty desert one?

it's ok

cipher · December 31, 2011 07:54 AM

this one

rtil · December 31, 2011 08:06 AM

i see blizzard still doesn't know how to design maps

Sinitron · January 2, 2012 03:49 AM

it's fine

bit too long travel distances

xel'naga towers in better spots would do it good, the expansions in the middle are kinda gay

Sinitron · January 2, 2012 03:50 AM

i like the base layout though it could use more space in the back to maneuver air units and the whole middle area kind of sucks

cipher · January 2, 2012 06:04 AM

Yeah I'm with sin on this one, it's not as bad as it looks. It's not great, but we're getting there

Crabarms · January 3, 2012 05:25 PM

Did an ultralisk drop on some zerg it was fun. He wen't heavily into hydra because I did some damage with mutas and just picked overlords around the map. The damage wasn't that great though but it destroyed a few buildings which I then had to finish him with more ultras and lings.