Perhaps the greatest Front Page flash ever

Started by CoolDrMoney, October 15, 2007 12:42 AM

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CoolDrMoney

http://cooldrmoney.deviantart.com/

"Hmmm...."
by: SpeedyPac
date: December 1, 2007
Wade is not gay, read his profile! It's sad that you would use sexual orientation as a joke, shows that you have no real sense of humor.

Necronomitr0n

Standards are reaching a new low every day
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

rtil

at the very very least at least he made some of his own sprites. still it was mario and still it was horrible

CoolDrMoney

It is essentially what all the sprite movies are when you take away the stolen material such as sound and graphics. I appreciate it for that and the "so bad its good" quality.
http://cooldrmoney.deviantart.com/

"Hmmm...."
by: SpeedyPac
date: December 1, 2007
Wade is not gay, read his profile! It's sad that you would use sexual orientation as a joke, shows that you have no real sense of humor.

zomfgbie

haha i cant believe they actually frontpaged it. bluehippo made a petition topic asking for it to be and it got about 20 pages long
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

mishkamash

#5
what the fuck is that cock-flipping shit Tom smoking

"by popular demand"  
<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 

zomfgbie

i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

trent bortknob


KingDavid

Atleast it isn't stolen artwork, which is much more than most sprite artists can say
Quote from: taylor
Quote from: Sinitronit sucks ass okay

and muse isnt that great anyway
thanks ill use this comment to help myself improve

Dagolith

Quote from: taylorfuck dagolith
Quote from: systechovans with paintings of viking women on them are impervious to all types of damage

W.A.C.

There's sadly already a sequel. This isn't the worst thing they've ever font paged. At least the creator of that horrible flash tried to put some effort into it, unlike this flash.

zomfgbie

jump around was really a waste. i mean fair play if you wanna waste your time submitting that crap, but to take up a front page slot that would have been really appreciated by a hard working artist is pretty fucked up.
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

Necronomitr0n

The point is that it's so terrible it's funny
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

mishkamash

Quote from: SystekThe point is that it's so terrible it's funny
I HOPE MARIO FUCKS YOU IN THE ASS D00D !! !
<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 

rtil

Quote from: MishkaMash
Quote from: SystekThe point is that it's so terrible it's funny
I HOPE MARIO FUCKS YOU IN THE ASS D00D !! !
that just reminded me of a horrible mario cartoon bug and i used to make fun of called 'M is bad!'. your quote there is literally the plot of the cartoon. it got something like weekly first, some other awards and hundreds of thousands of reviews in the 9.+ range.

mishkamash

Quote from: rtil
Quote from: MishkaMash
Quote from: SystekThe point is that it's so terrible it's funny
I HOPE MARIO FUCKS YOU IN THE ASS D00D !! !
that just reminded me of a horrible mario cartoon bug and i used to make fun of called 'M is bad!'. your quote there is literally the plot of the cartoon. it got something like weekly first, some other awards and hundreds of thousands of reviews in the 9.+ range.
<lenko> i saw a hedgehog on the way home if i was drunk i would have yelled IM DOCTOR RRRRROBOTNIK and chased it 

RichChap

#16
Hahaha, awesome. That was a joke right?

Quote from: MishkaMash
Quote from: SystekThe point is that it's so terrible it's funny
I HOPE MARIO FUCKS YOU IN THE ASS D00D !! !

this cartoon? http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/311261

rtil

yyyyyyyep. that one. when it first came out, i wrote this huge review explaining why i hated it and gave it a 0/10. then i told everyone in the SS to copy/paste it. some other people caught on, and at one point it had to have at least three dozen of the same review with the same text and 0 score. needless to say they removed all of them, and much later on mine was removed for being 'abusive'.

QuoteDaily Feature and front page! Awesome! Not bad for "an abomination"!
that was the title of my review. "an abomination" . haha

trent bortknob

"Kids don't watch this. Go and sing with Barney instead."

makes me think this guy is like 12 years old

KingDavid

#19
Rtil, a loooong time ago when that first animation came out and i made ghey sprite movies i use to sadly post at vgdc and ur review was a huge uproar there lmao.
Quote from: taylor
Quote from: Sinitronit sucks ass okay

and muse isnt that great anyway
thanks ill use this comment to help myself improve