when you die

[salutations]

whenever I feel anxious about my inevitable demise, I find comfort in knowing that my gorgeous American teeth will remain intact hundreds of years after the electrical activity in my brain has ceased and my bones have corroded into dust

me too. perfect choppers.

[put]

The human body:
Oxygen (65%)
Carbon (18%)
Hydrogen (10%)
Nitrogen (3%)
Calcium (1.5%)
Phosphorus (1.0%)
Potassium (0.35%)
Sulfur (0.25%)
Sodium (0.15%)
Magnesium (0.05%)

Humans are a complex machine created by chance after billions of year of events out of the control of any sentient being, the brain is just a computer, life doesnt exist

known universe

[Ashington]

I believe when i die the birthday skeleton will come to collect his part of the contract, because when he seals a contract, he fucking means it!

[logen]

you cease to exists, your body rots, and goth kids will piss on your grave while posing for photos to put on facebook

nothing happens after you die, and I believe that because I've never thought otherwise. even as a child, this whole "god" and "afterlife" thing came to me as illogical, and no one can or could convince me of the opposite. oh yeah, and I took some religious class, and faked praying for years, because of (as my mother said) "educational purposes". and she's not religious, nor is anyone in the family. oh palahniuk, where are you?

my definition of the bible: the best marketed fiction of the century

also, i have nothing against religious people, unless they try to push their beliefs onto you, or are these "godsent" clowns taking away peoples money. you can think and do whatever you want, it's your life, but don't force things on anyone






ah, wait, this topic turned into the funnies thread, scratch what i just said, i'm gonna become a butterfly and rape vegeta's non-existent eyelashes

[BlueScarab]

I would say we cease to exist.

But if you want a more serious answer, since infinity has existed prior and will exist after us, it's possible someone/something somewhere has us saved in some bizzaro-museum as electronic waves or something.
Eternal life is by far the worlds oldest idea, it's actually the reason we live.

[mexifry]

I believe we all turn into anime and that there is a collective anime conscious. Theres a certain anime baby...

[creamcorn]

as a child i used to think that i would go to heaven because god loved me. So i didn't fear death, i welcomed it.
by the time i was 12 i started having doubts and a few years and some research later i was 99.9% sure there is no god. and if there is no god, then there cant be a heaven and hell. so i also believe there is nothing after death. (however, if they do find some evidence to a higher being, which is highly unlikely, but if they do, I'll be the first one to hop on board)

at first this scared me. i thought 'how do i experience nothingness?' and 'shit, im not gonna live forever?'. well, im still not sure about the first one, maybe it is impossible to imagine. just like its impossible to imagine what it was like before you were born, but it doesnt scare me anymore. I have accepted that this life is all that i have and, as rtil said, that makes me want to live it to the fullest, be with loved ones and be as good a person i can be.

[W.A.S.I.M.]

I believe we all turn into anime and that there is a collective anime conscious. Theres a certain anime baby...

soulja boy....anime.....soulja boy

[WalkingShrub]

two cents

I like these theories a lot because they're well thought out, and if I were to believe fully in the concept of reincarnation, this would make the most sense.
I have to say, it would be really interesting if the whole inter-galactic reincarnation thing were reality. Aliens and space ftw!

Either way, I like it when people can talk about their beliefs to another person without trying to convert them to the bitter bone. I find a lot of Buddhists are like this, and I respect them immensely. I still believe in death being a definite ending though, which does seem sad but makes it more important for me to live a better life. You know, because it's the only one I've got.

[sev]

buddhists are generally chill as fuck, like a handful of other eastern religions

[BluPhoenix]

no matter what though, i live by 3 principles.
i. try to be a decent person, and live by a moral code that makes sense
ii. accept the possibility of something else being out there, even if it isn't a religious interpretation of some sort of god, and respect it, and respect other people's beliefs
iii. don't ever claim to know how the universe works or what happens after life. because nobody actually knows their shit for sure.

the jake credo

[put]

These threads are always boring as fuck without religious people

[rtil]

whenever I feel anxious about my inevitable demise, I find comfort in knowing that my gorgeous American teeth will remain intact hundreds of years after the electrical activity in my brain has ceased and my bones have corroded into dust

me too. perfect choppers.

am i the only one here who plans on getting cremated? i don't want my disgusting dead body rotting in the ground

[put]

I want to be embalmed and placed in a museum for the rest of eternity

[BluPhoenix]

am i the only one here who plans on getting cremated? i don't want my disgusting dead body rotting in the ground

me but after this thread i will now donate my teeth to science

[Ashington]

im gonna give my body to science

[BluPhoenix]

fuck

i always get 1-upped

[W.A.S.I.M.]

These threads are always boring as fuck without religious people

lmao im a religious person but i think these threads is mad boring aswell tbh

[Ashington]

uh ive wanted to for some time its not all about you

[cipher]

Soon I'm going to start a fund to pay for my viking funeral