when you die

Started by rtil, August 2, 2011 03:23 AM

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dinky-dau

Quote from: putThese threads are always boring as fuck without religious people

They're always boring to me, even with religious people. That won't stop me from posting, though!

Our minds won't survive the afterlife, if there is one. That's just science.
Don't know about the concept of 'souls', but if humans have souls, then that should mean every living being has some kind of spirit in them. I don't want to get a free ride just because I can form words and stuff.
Maybe they'll create a system where they can store human consciousness in computers as prep for dying people/fans of the singularity. Maybe that's possible? I don't know, I'm not that smart.
this all reminds me of that dream, where you tried to run and you tried to scream, but your heavy feet, just dragged to the beat, of the world's slowest blues

tmk

Quote from: rtilam i the only one here who plans on getting cremated? i don't want my disgusting dead body rotting in the ground

I'll probably donate my body to science

shura

i dont think anything happens after death. i think you just stop existing like before you were born. but i do sort of believe in spiritual energy and meditation because my mom and brother are both hippies who collect healing crystals :/

logen

Quote from: tmkI'll probably donate my body to science

even if you don't donate it, there's no real guarantee that they won't take it, medical students will probably practice on your organs without your consent

Quote from: rtilam i the only one here who plans on getting cremated? i don't want my disgusting dead body rotting in the ground

yep, i need my shitty, rotting body when i come back to life as a flesh eating zombie

you gonna do something wicked and tell your kids to keep you in a vase, pour you into the ocean, or gonna be just like "throw me in the trash can" ?

Necronomitr0n

science/people in need of organs can have my organs but not the rest of my body

anyways afterlife/reincarnation is a cool concept but is unfeasible

the only thing i wonder is if you get reincarnated, do you get to keep your memories from your former life?
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

rtil

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Quote from: rtilam i the only one here who plans on getting cremated? i don't want my disgusting dead body rotting in the ground

yep, i need my shitty, rotting body when i come back to life as a flesh eating zombie

you gonna do something wicked and tell your kids to keep you in a vase, pour you into the ocean, or gonna be just like "throw me in the trash can" ?
i most likely won't have kids, but if someone was going to do something with my ashes i'd prefer they'd be dusted over some majestic yet somewhat convenient to travel to mountain

Quote from: systechscience/people in need of organs can have my organs but not the rest of my body

anyways afterlife/reincarnation is a cool concept but is unfeasible

the only thing i wonder is if you get reincarnated, do you get to keep your memories from your former life?
obviously not or we would have memories of our former selves. i know some people think they discover their former lives and the memories need to be "re-awakened", but i again attribute that to wishful thinking

cipher

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Quote from: logen
Quote from: rtilam i the only one here who plans on getting cremated? i don't want my disgusting dead body rotting in the ground

yep, i need my shitty, rotting body when i come back to life as a flesh eating zombie

you gonna do something wicked and tell your kids to keep you in a vase, pour you into the ocean, or gonna be just like "throw me in the trash can" ?
i most likely won't have kids, but if someone was going to do something with my ashes i'd prefer they'd be dusted over some majestic yet somewhat convenient to travel to mountain


I was told that when you are cremated, what remains is nothing like dust, but more like a chalky dirt with rocks (aka bone chunks) in it. I think the fact that its a light dust that can be easily blown away (or drank in milk) is a creation of movies.

Or I could be totally wrong

BlueScarab

I have a fairly large obsession with skeletons and skulls, so I wonder if I could have my skeleton preserved and given to some respected artist who would make something interesting with it and not rape it.

put

I can't wait for the grey goo to come true and turn us all into a universal unique consciousness so we can live forever.

zhicago

atheist, no afterlife, no sky-daddy for me

my family members get cremated and its totally normal to me. having graves always weirded me out. why would you put your body in a box and put it in the ground, idk

id like my ashes to be scattered

sevv: btw dude you dropped your wacky-colored paste-on nose here i'll give it back to you

Sinitron

i'll donate my body to science but first i'll make sure to cut myself open and hide nasty surprises for the fags cutting me up like pictures of hannah montana

DrRumack

i just want my funeral to be as cheap as possible

fuck human dignity, i aint made of money

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redmongoose

when I am killed I will get up and kill and the things that I kill will get up and kill
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redmongoose

and as the dead walk the earth with insatiable fury the pits of hell shall flood

while jesus wept
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redmongoose

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