COUNTDOWN TO BABY

[zhicago]

32 weeks


How your baby's growing:
By now, your baby weighs 3.75 pounds (pick up a large jicama) and is about 16.7 inches long, taking up a lot of space in your uterus. You're gaining about a pound a week and roughly half of that goes right to your baby. In fact, she'll gain a third to half of her birth weight during the next 7 weeks as she fattens up for survival outside the womb. She now has toenails, fingernails, and real hair (or at least respectable peach fuzz). Her skin is becoming soft and smooth as she plumps up in preparation for birth.

How your life's changing:
To accommodate you and your baby's growing needs, your blood volume has increased 40 to 50 percent since you got pregnant. With your uterus pushing up near your diaphragm and crowding your stomach, the consequences may be shortness of breath and heartburn. To help relieve your discomfort, try sleeping propped up with pillows and eating smaller meals more often.

You may have lower-back pain as your pregnancy advances. If you do, let your caregiver know right away, particularly if you haven't had back pain before, since it can be a sign of preterm labor.
Assuming it's not preterm labor that's ailing you, you can probably blame your growing uterus and hormonal changes for your aching back. Your expanding uterus shifts your center of gravity and stretches out and weakens your abdominal muscles, changing your posture and putting a strain on your back. Hormonal changes in pregnancy loosen your joints and the ligaments that attach your pelvic bones to your spine. This can make you feel less stable and cause pain when you walk, stand, sit for long periods, roll over in bed, get out of a low chair or the tub, bend, or lift things.

[Sinitron]

Teagan? He's gonna kick your ass later on, what with all the abuse and jokes about getting teabagged and such.

[Sinitron]

Welcome to the Call of Duty-generation!

(it sux buttz)

[Sinitron]

son i heard you were playing baseball instead of black ops 4

are you some kind of GAY NERD?? go back to growing more flab, thinshit

[redmongoose]

hey sinitron me and jake are talking about you on aim right now (we are talking lots of shit heheh pwn3d (:{

[zhicago]

go away sinitron

[Sinitron]

EXCUSE me?? plz refer to the man who has more pizza points because his opinion is clearly the best (it is me i am the best as voted by the general public)

why not a more NORMAL name, like JOHN or THOMAS or JOHN THOMAS

i mean teagan sounds like a super-girly name which makes sense since a woman is naming the poor boy

[sev]

oh fuck you have 100 pizza points

better start thinking about what you're getting, son

[Sinitron]

i'm still not really convinced it was anything but a joke

(i'm talking about both the pizza points and the baby's name LOL!)

[redmongoose]

sinitron tell rtil to send me your fucking pizza

[Ashington]

do i get a bit of the crust for giving the 100th point?

[sev]

do i get a bit of the crust for giving the 100th point?

screenshot plz

[Sinitron]

only if you can write a 2000-word report on why you awarded the final point and the inter-cultural impact of this action

[sev]

fuck now i have 778 posts i should have never posted after 777

looks like i'm going to be posting til 7777

[Ashington]

didnt take a screeny and i may well do that essay bear with me

[Sinitron]

i was kidding please have mercy i don't want to read that shit WTF

[Ashington]

then surrender the crust boy

[zhicago]

ok sinitron youre right ill go cast myself into a pit
have a nice one everybody

[DrRumack]

guys

guys come on

[Sinitron]

throwing oneself in a pit might be going too far but i still don't like the name