COUNTDOWN TO BABY

Sinitron · October 18, 2011 04:32 PM

git 'im a G I JOE

Pants, the terrible · October 18, 2011 10:22 PM

but zhi, tell us about your incoming puddle of joy =)

and tell us if you or your partner sing to him at night

ZennyPLUS · October 19, 2011 12:22 AM

Quote from: Pants, the terrible on October 18, 2011 10:22 PM
but zhi, tell us about your incoming puddle of joy =)

and tell us if you or your partner sing to him at night

Awkward coming from pants.

zhicago · October 19, 2011 03:01 AM

stop please stop
i am using this thread to keep track of my pregnancy, it is going to be annoying to go through 3 pages of pants' commenting

also if you read the thread youd see the entire purpose of the thread is to tell you about the baby, and has all the information youll ever need about the painfully nonexistent father figure. please stop posting here unless you have something valuable to say.

DrRumack · October 20, 2011 01:37 AM

is pants banned yet

also oh my god you're more than halfway there! ive got chills thinking about it
also suddenly i have that song from grease stuck in my head

rtil · October 20, 2011 02:27 AM

Quote from: DrRumack on October 20, 2011 01:37 AM
is pants banned

yes

GhostingFish · October 20, 2011 03:41 AM

Wow! Less then 50% to go! I've been gone longer then I thought. Nice job so far Zhi. c:

Philip K Dick · October 31, 2011 04:57 AM

rtil · October 31, 2011 05:17 AM

wtf batman

Sinitron · October 31, 2011 10:51 AM

looks strangely like a baby lex luthor

Gladius · October 31, 2011 11:15 AM

WRONG!!

zhicago · November 1, 2011 04:14 AM

thank you guys

GhostingFish · November 1, 2011 05:11 AM

Quote from: rtil on October 31, 2011 05:17 AM
wtf batman

ikr?

zhicago · November 6, 2011 06:30 PM

25 Weeks!!

Not having the best day, so I will share this video:
Pregnancy: Weeks 25-28 (Month #7)

rtil · November 6, 2011 08:10 PM

a drawing fit for deviantart @ 1:02

zhicago · November 7, 2011 03:15 PM

baby had hiccups at dr's appt today

Necronomitr0n · November 8, 2011 01:03 AM

trent bortknob · November 8, 2011 03:44 AM

zhi i can't wait for your tomato

ZennyPLUS · November 8, 2011 06:46 PM

but I thought it was a pizza baby.

zhicago · November 13, 2011 02:32 AM

26 weeks

Your Baby:

Is almost two pounds. Celebrate this milestone with a two-pound box of chocolates. You know, in order to really get a good VISUAL.
Remember those early bubbly butterfly kicks? Yeah. Those have been replaced by something akin to a rabid mongoose flippin' out inside a burlap sack.
If you DO occasionally feel smaller, rhythmic movements in your belly, it's probably your baby hiccuping. Babies actually get hiccups from late in the first trimester on, but most women don't pick on them the second trimester or later.
All five senses are fully developed. Whoa.

You:

Are in the last and final week of the second trimester! (At least according to the books I've chosen to listen to — some mark the beginning of the third trimester as week 27, while some make you wait until week 28. Look, we're all big and lumpy and ridiculously cranky, let's get this final trimester STARTED.)
Of course, the end of the second trimester also marks the end of the so-called "honeymoon" phase of pregnancy, as the final three months can get awfully uncomfortable. Back and joint pain, swollen ankles, restless nights and Braxton-Hicks contractions, ahoy!
You'll gain about 1/2 inch in belly/fundal size EVERY WEEK from this point on, oh mah gah. I guess I should stop being so smug about those pre-pregnancy lowrise jeans I've been wearing (with just a little help from my trusty rubber band).