COUNTDOWN TO BABY

[zhicago]

so the other fags in preschool won't mock your child

i dont think you saw the evil dead 2
im pretty sure that neutralizes any bullying

[Sinitron]

i'm pretty sure child protection doesn't see it that way

or the preschool teachers when your child starts drawing DISMEMBERED BODIES and SATANIC IMAGERY ON THE FUCKING WALLS with BLOOD flowing freely from THE EYE SOCKETS OF A THOUSAND DEAD etc

[Taokaka]

my baby can swag

[zhicago]

i'm pretty sure child protection doesn't see it that way

or the preschool teachers when your child starts drawing DISMEMBERED BODIES and SATANIC IMAGERY ON THE FUCKING WALLS with BLOOD flowing freely from THE EYE SOCKETS OF A THOUSAND DEAD etc

because im being 100% serious about everything ive ever said ever

also my dad actually had me watch this as a kid, along with nightmare on elm street, and i never once felt the urge to do anything like that at all, nor was i ever frightened. he laughed at it because it is a comedy and i thought it was hilarious too, even at age 6.

will i let my kid watch it at that age too? most likely not. thats not exactly the path im going to take in parenting. will i freak out if i find out my kid has seen something rated r or even this movie specifically? also not likely, because i know what i saw and what my family has seen, how we turned out, and i also know that my dad and stepmom's very strict policy on age and movie rating has done nothing for the terrible sick minds of my two brothers (age 6 and 8) who shock me with some of the shit they say and think without having seen anything in a movie. imaginations are a wild place

im going to go back to eating my yogurt and pretending i didnt have to state the obvious about whether or not i was seriously listing Evil Dead 2 as something i was going to purchase for a newborn infant

[W.A.S.I.M.]

i cant unsee rtils face in this

[Hnilmik]

how the heck did i miss this thread...

 Congratulations!

[emanhattan]

eblin ded

[Sinitron]

BIG lettering

[logen]

no question


it should be evil dead 2

[GhostingFish]

idk if i missed it or not (who even likes going back in topics to find something, when i can just ask :p ) Do you know if ponyo is a boy or a girl yet?

[zhicago]

I wont know for another 2 months or so when I have my 18-20 week sonogram.

[dilly]

:3c

[rtil]

if it's a boy he will be the greatest super saiyan who ever lived

if it's a girl she will conquer the world with her magic wand of uguu

[tmk]

[zhicago]

Yet another week has passed.

Let's see what Amalah has to say about Ponyo this week.


11 Weeks
Your baby:

Is the size of a small lemon or large lime. With a twist! Yeah, we're done with the bean and nut comparisons and have moved onto fruit. Next stop, small household appliances!
Is officially a fetus, and is downright human-baby looking with non-webbed fingers and toes, although s/he needs a lot more cooking and fattening up.
Is moving and kicking and dancing and even hiccuping, although you won't be able to feel the acrobatics for a few more weeks (sometime between weeks 16 and 20).

You:

Please, it's just all more of the same. The pregnancy books are all yapping about how much better and less sick/exhausted/crabby we should be feeling by now, and I spent a very productive morning hurling several particularly annoying tomes at the wall.
(whispers) The puking has stopped. Last time I puked straight through week 14, and still couldn't really eat anything until week 16. I'm still not loving food and food smells, but oh, dear God, I think the puking has stopped.

[Sinitron]

yo forget everything else

there is only one thing a child needs

ONE THING

a truly amazing book and i think you will agree

a classic by Eric Carle

loved by generations




yes

[GhostingFish]

yo forget everything else

there is only one thing a child needs

ONE THING

a truly amazing book and i think you will agree

a classic by Eric Carle

loved by generations

yes

 
i
am
unpure..................

[dilly]

congrats to ponyo for being an official fetus! ^-^

[Sinitron]

oh no. that book was never read to me    
i
am
unpure..................

Your parents always hated you and you MUST kill them >RIGHT NOW< to make up for their transgressions. AVENGE YOUR CHILDHOOD.

[zhicago]

yo forget everything else

if i decide to do a 'theme' for the baby gear, it will almost certainly be this