COUNTDOWN TO BABY

[zhicago]

Happy updates!

First sonogram on Monday to measure size and accurately date the age.

Nausea has subsided. Actually got to eat popcorn with Scrib today without vomiting!!

[dilly]

oooo fun!!

[DrRumack]

Happy updates!

First sonogram on Monday to measure size and accurately date the age.

Nausea has subsided. Actually got to eat popcorn with Scrib today without vomiting!!

and only 2 violent fits of rage!

all my fault, btw. i agreed when she said she was poor and didnt identify an ice cube song properly

[funzop]

didnt identify an ice cube song properly

you bastard

[DrRumack]

nonezop i am trying to acquire swag but i keep running into setbacks like this and its rather discouraging

i think im just gonna listen to some brother ali and try to sleep

[retrosmash]

to eat popcorn with Scrib today

huh

[zhicago]

well retrosmash you see it is simple

We saw Teen Titans Wizarding Action Movie pt 2 where a woman cried and I tripped a man who kept coming in front of me and scrib with a banana peel (true),, had free (conned) smoothies in which scrib and I had to share a banana because fatass 80lb hipster barista ate them all  at haunted underground starbucks, and comix book store where things were looked at and jokes were made


Edit: also I put on It Was A Good Day on the drive to the pirates starbucks and he did not know who it was and I turned it off because of the disgrace

[Taokaka]

how is your baby

[Ashington]

wait you mean he couldn't identify good day?


for shame scrib

[rtil]

don't worry scrib i have no idea what the hell that is either you're not alone

[Necronomitr0n]

don't worry scrib i have no idea what the hell that is either you're not alone

[funzop]

don't worry scrib i have no idea what the hell that is either you're not alone

but if im correct you both dont like rap
scrib does

[DrRumack]

yeah i was pretty ashamed

[trent bortknob]

what the fuck people are getting married and children are being born

because people are growing up

obviously, it's just a strange thing to witness. having "friends" who are getting married and having children. i guess i never really thought about how old you guys are

[rtil]

you say that as if you aren't getting older as well

[dilly]

bortner is Benjamin buttoning guys holy shit

[Philip K Dick]

no hes just a fucking idiot

[zhicago]

Had my first ultrasound today, after I was subjected to the terror that is an internal pelvic exam.

I was sitting there in what looked and felt like an oversized paper towel with my ass hanging out but after all the initial embarrassment, seeing Little (not so little anymore! size of a small strawberry!) Bean's heartbeat and watchin it kick around on the screen was really neat.

Both me and baby are perfectly healthy and measuring right on schedule for a confirmed delivery date of February 19, 2012.

SO THATS THE GOOD NEWS


Here is what Amalah had to say.


9 Weeks
Your Baby:

Is about the size of a large grape, a small strawberry, or perhaps a cocktail olive, the kind that's marinated in vermouth and stuffed with blue cheese.
(Is not marinated in vermouth or stuffed with blue cheese.)
Has fingers and toes and eyelids and ears.
External boy and girl-parts are present, but won't be really distinguishable for another couple weeks.

You:

Have a uterus the size of a flipping grapefruit, lady.
*BARF* Again. Still.
With all the extra blood pumping through your system (about 50% more blood volume, actually), your body temperature may be a little jacked up — if you're constantly complaining about being too hot or too cold, this is why.

[dilly]

bean is ponyo now!!!

[tmk]

let uguu baby ferment for 5 days past your expected date so he and I can be birthday buddies