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dilly

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whereabouts in ohio are you from dilly? I have never asked
Columbus :]

<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
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aether

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Quote from: systechjoining the air force hopefully pretty soon

plan on leeching off taxpayer money until the acconomie un-fucks itself



SUPPORT UR TROOPS
I'm joining the Air Force too woo

Of all the branches to join i think thats one of the hardest right now given the economy (especially if you're trying to becoming a pilot) i dunno what you guys would want to do for the air force though.


tmk

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Quote from: tmkmmmm skyline
whereabouts in ohio are you from dilly? I have never asked
Columbus :]

oh cool i live outside of lancaster

dilly

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Quote from: dillybar
Quote from: tmkmmmm skyline
whereabouts in ohio are you from dilly? I have never asked
Columbus :]

oh cool i live outside of lancaster
neat. i've been there a few times to visit family

<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

salutations

i work at a sushi place called dadami. i serve, clean, prepare food, answer phones, handle the register, wash dishes, roll silverware, set tables and get yelled at by my insane boss, yooni

pros~sometimes i get free sushi, my coworkers are all fantastic people, i usually only work from about 10-4:30 every day.

cons~ my boss is nuts, the ice machine is broken right now so i have to cart over 10 pound bags of ice from the store every day, i am pretty sure i broke the cd player so we will be listening to the same 5 mix cds forever, i get no customers on saturday lunch, i only get paid 3 dollars an hour, language barrier, it's hot as fuck, and most of the time i have really rude customers. also alot of people who ask me if we have general tso's chicken. because, you know, general tso was japanese.

Blordow

i was a slave once

feels really good being a slave for some digits in an account

lenko

sal tell us all some hilarious stories about your boss
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dilly


<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

chachathefox

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BluPhoenix

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Gregly

I totally deliver pizzas for the pizza place in town!

Pros:
Tips
Good smells
Tasty food discount

Cons:
Lots of downtime on some days (=not making money)
Spend lots on gas
Get done at 3am or 4 am+

A lot better than working at Giant Eagle though.

slack

Park Worker 1 at St. Paul Parks and Recreation Operations Section

half of what i do is cutting grass

the other half is doing trash abatements

Pros
i get to work outside
i get super tan
i get to learn all the streets in the city
i have a great crew to work with everyday
the boss looks out for us
manual labor

cons
the boss is kinda intimidating
a lot of bad jobs
most people are irate and pissed about what we are doing to their yards
i touch a lot of disgusting things
i step in poop just about every day
manual labor

CVG

Work at an art store.

Pros:
Chat with other artists,
Great co-workers/managers who are all cartoonists and comic artists
Easy job sitting at an info counter answering art questions
Using downtime to draw in my sketchbook. Web and computer for browsing.
30% employee discount on all art supplies!

Cons:
Have to take the metro to get there=wake up one hour early to make it in on time
People who call always have stupid vague questions (Do you guys sell that sticky paint?)
Rich women with brat kids treating me like shit (like I'm the "help" rather than a helper)
Pay is low ($11/h).

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Work as an animator for a grant-funded animation show for PBS

Pros:
Animating cool stuff like fire and violent flashbacks for the main character
Cleaning up storyboards means extra pay on top of animating
Great team who like input and critique on the work
Pay is high ($20/h)

Cons:
Doing hours of intense work only for them to say "actually we don't need this part anymore" and it goes to waste
Late nights working and staring at a comp drains you
Hitting deadlines and still making quality stuff
Only paid once every 3 months in a lump check (at least it's big)

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Work as a fine artist, selling and showing art in galleries

Pros:
Larger Exposure of my artwork in galleries and the art community
Meeting and getting new contacts for commissions and projects
Making money on the art I love to do and art that is mine
Gallery handles all the legal mumbo-jumbo

Cons:
Only get paid if a piece sells (not always guaranteed)
Shows are sparse and take effort to pitch and get accepted
Starving artist life style to afford all the materials and paint

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Work as a self-published cartoonist

Pros:

Drawing comics and seeing a story come to life on paper
Selling comics with no publisher means I get 100% of the sale (not 12%)
Going to Cons and meeting fans and new potential readers
Promoting my comic usually brings in more exposure to my other stuff (paintings/cartoons)
Seeing your work and hard labor in a real book feels great.
Self employment=tax breaks and write-offs


Cons:

Time management of doing pages is tough thanks to the above jobs mentioned.
Cons cost money, so if I don't make a lot of sales I end up having lost money.
Packing and shipping the work myself means many trips to USPS.
Sales and tax refunds are used mostly to fund the supplies and production of new stuff
(So sometimes real profits are slim when you do the accounting and costs).

sev



Casey Pixmintro

i wish i could get paid $11 an hour  
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trent bortknob

work at some AMC movie theater

-pros:
make money
they are nice about giving me more hours and days off when need be
the co-workers are all cool
the job (used to be) pretty easy
close enough that i can walk or bike
see movies for free
can usually get rides home from co-workers
easy to transfer to a different theater if i want to move

-cons:
recently turned into a more sales oriented job with the release of our shitty new membership card thing
the pay sucks ($8/hr)
the hours are completely irregular and change every week
working in the concession stand blows because you have to try to upsell overpriced shitty food AND sell membership cards
a lot of the customers (or "guests") are pissy or just plain stupid. you get the same questions over and over about the same shit
sometimes the management and other co-workers can be passive aggressive and drama/shit talking will occur
have to cut my hair a lot
the job keeps getting harder but the pay remains the same and the crew benefits are slipping away

it's a pretty bad job but when i first started it was pretty chill.

i also make cartoons for rappy mcrapperson

-pros:
doing something i know how to do, i feel like i am actually "needed" or "important" in this sense
i get part of the revenue made from hits, so if the cartoon got popular i'd get some extra cash
deadlines are flexible and i have almost full creative control

-cons:
i actually don't enjoy animation anymore really
i don't really see this job going anywhere
the cartoons never actually blow up

i also play a lot of music

-pros:
it's really fun, fulfilling and rewarding (when it happens)

-cons:
it rarely ever happens because people are flaky
i don't get any money, so it's hard to sustain
i can't afford new equipment or recording studios
i don't really live in a musical area so i don't know many dedicated people or good venues/cultural areas

Chaos

#57
I'm a Rides Team Member at Six Flags.

Pros:
They always hire and will hire anyone
Free Admission + Tickets + Other little perks
As long as you do it way in advance, getting days off isn't too hard.

Cons:
It can possibly steal your soul.
Strict grooming guidelines.
You have to deal with loads of people... in the summer heat.
I can never get my hours quite right, the labor office is ran by monkeys.
Starts at minimum wage.
You'll probably find yourself being clocked out late or early half the time due to poor management.


I also do some ebay on the side.
You won't be winning at all.

rtil

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They always hire and will hire anyone
i see this as a con

Chaos

#59
Quote from: rtil
Quote from: ChaosPros:
They always hire and will hire anyone
i see this as a con

I guess, you could get some crappy co workers.  But in Rides it's more likely they won't be around for long.
I found it to be a good thing because I needed a job, I should've said they're always hiring.
You won't be winning at all.

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