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chachathefox

June 14, 2011 01:17 AM
Out of curiosity.

Post what ya do and the pros/cons about it.

I'm an indoor lifeguard at a Rec center Oh boy.

Pros:
We don't really do anything at all.
Good pay.
Awesome coworkers.
Swim anytime you want.

Cons:
Cleaning.
Vacuuming the pool oh god.
CLEANING THE VACUUM.



My Pool whooo

I sit in that stand over there

Our office


<billymonks> if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
<chachathefox>   `8ball can i put a ring on you?
<Isabella>   ^_^ - Duh.
<chachathefox>   ...
<billymonks> ...congratulations

BluPhoenix

#1
June 14, 2011 01:35 AM
got a summer job

[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

chachathefox

#2
June 14, 2011 01:44 AM
Quote from: BluPhoenixgot a summer job

Yup, I saw that

I just lost it. You so funny.


<billymonks> if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
<chachathefox>   `8ball can i put a ring on you?
<Isabella>   ^_^ - Duh.
<chachathefox>   ...
<billymonks> ...congratulations

Casey Pixmintro

#3
June 14, 2011 02:11 AM
I work as a night auditor at a Comfort Suites in my college town.

Pros
3rd shift so I can sleep as late as I want
Don't need to deal with a lot of people, no coworkers around either
Easy as hell, 3 hours of work spread out over 8 hours
Pretty sunrises
Dick around on the computers as much as I want
Eat eat eat, set up Breakfast Bar and eat shit from there

Cons
3 miles away, I don't have a car so my roommate has to transport me to and fro
Roadkill when I have to walk home
The Breakfast Bar is suddenly not free to employees who put it together anymore but no one's around and no one cares so I still partake verily
<@jjjjjjjjjj_Seed> IXINTRO FROM IXINTRO ENTERPRISES GOES MAD WITH HIS NEW FOUND WEALTH AND KILLS A HOOKER
<+RobHalford> hi my name is ix and I wanna get intro you
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

rtil

#4
June 14, 2011 02:11 AM Last Edit: June 14, 2011 02:12 AM by rtil
Quote from: chachathefoxCons:
Cleaning.
Vacuuming the pool oh god.
CLEANING THE VACUUM.
tell us of what magical things you find in the vacuum  

also, i'm a freelance artist. i make chump change from doing what i really love (painting/animating), and money i can live off doing what is only occasionally fun (graphic video work mostly in AE, web design/programming). but i don't hate it, and i am learning a lot, and i get to sit at home all day instead of commute/sit at desk/deal with douchey coworkers, so i can't complain.

dinky-dau

#5
June 14, 2011 02:23 AM
I work returns at a warehouse that stocks Boy Scout merchandise.

Pros:
Money.
Not much legwork involved, I guess.
Plenty of good company around.
Free popcorn every Thursday.

Cons:
I've had to spend the past several weeks just replacing bar codes on shirt tags.
Waiting for the bus 30 minutes after work lets out.
this all reminds me of that dream, where you tried to run and you tried to scream, but your heavy feet, just dragged to the beat, of the world's slowest blues

chachathefox

#6
June 14, 2011 02:23 AM
Quote from: rtil
Quote from: chachathefoxCons:
Cleaning.
Vacuuming the pool oh god.
CLEANING THE VACUUM.
tell us of what magical things you find in the vacuum  

also, i'm a freelance artist. i make chump change from doing what i really love (painting/animating), and money i can live off doing what is only occasionally fun (graphic video work mostly in AE, web design/programming). but i don't hate it, and i am learning a lot, and i get to sit at home all day instead of commute/sit at desk/deal with douchey coworkers, so i can't complain.
Oh man you find everything in there. Bits of the pool putty to stuff in cracks, hair, WEAVESSSSSS, ca$h, paper, etc. Bleh it's so gross so much hair.


<billymonks> if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
<chachathefox>   `8ball can i put a ring on you?
<Isabella>   ^_^ - Duh.
<chachathefox>   ...
<billymonks> ...congratulations

rtil

#7
June 14, 2011 02:25 AM
Quote from: chachathefox
Quote from: rtil
Quote from: chachathefoxCons:
Cleaning.
Vacuuming the pool oh god.
CLEANING THE VACUUM.
tell us of what magical things you find in the vacuum  

also, i'm a freelance artist. i make chump change from doing what i really love (painting/animating), and money i can live off doing what is only occasionally fun (graphic video work mostly in AE, web design/programming). but i don't hate it, and i am learning a lot, and i get to sit at home all day instead of commute/sit at desk/deal with douchey coworkers, so i can't complain.
Oh man you find everything in there. Bits of the pool putty to stuff in cracks, hair, WEAVESSSSSS, ca$h, paper, etc. Bleh it's so gross so much hair.
no band-aids?

chachathefox

#8
June 14, 2011 02:27 AM
Quote from: rtil
Quote from: chachathefox
Quote from: rtil
Quote from: chachathefoxCons:
Cleaning.
Vacuuming the pool oh god.
CLEANING THE VACUUM.
tell us of what magical things you find in the vacuum  

also, i'm a freelance artist. i make chump change from doing what i really love (painting/animating), and money i can live off doing what is only occasionally fun (graphic video work mostly in AE, web design/programming). but i don't hate it, and i am learning a lot, and i get to sit at home all day instead of commute/sit at desk/deal with douchey coworkers, so i can't complain.
Oh man you find everything in there. Bits of the pool putty to stuff in cracks, hair, WEAVESSSSSS, ca$h, paper, etc. Bleh it's so gross so much hair.
no band-aids?
Oh how did i leave that out? Ugh yeah I could start a used band-aid pharmacy with all the band-aids I got.


<billymonks> if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
<chachathefox>   `8ball can i put a ring on you?
<Isabella>   ^_^ - Duh.
<chachathefox>   ...
<billymonks> ...congratulations

lenko

#9
June 14, 2011 02:27 AM
pretty much what rtil does minus the web shit
<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

sev

#10
June 14, 2011 02:59 AM
pretty much what rtil and lenko do minus all of it

zhicago

#11
June 14, 2011 03:38 AM
I have my own business called Current Event Photography.

Pros:
Doing something I love
Being my own boss
Travelling to nice places
Making people happy
Making big $$$ when the sessions come through
Going to awesome events and getting paid to do it

Cons:
When the sessions dont come through
Surviving stretches of time where you just cant get work
Family trying to run everything and being quick to tell you what youre doing wrong







sevv: btw dude you dropped your wacky-colored paste-on nose here i'll give it back to you

Philip K Dick

#12
June 14, 2011 04:12 AM
hand model/nurse

CoolDrMoney

#13
June 14, 2011 04:29 AM
Work at a Wine Store
At Starbucks
and at a restaurant called Jillys currently

http://cooldrmoney.deviantart.com/

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retrosmash

#14
June 14, 2011 05:09 AM
gonna be startin as a sales associate @ a department store in like a week and a half :/

before then i only really worked for a couple of weeks at the town fair about a year back

tmk

#15
June 14, 2011 05:59 AM
production/ service at steak and shake

pros:
flexible hours
get to hang out with truckers and vagrants during night shift
decent tips since everyone seems to love steak and shake

cons:
nostalgic charm of the uniform wears thin quickly in 90 degree weather
working on grill = goodbye fingertips
typical fast food job shortcomings

Casey Pixmintro

#16
June 14, 2011 06:05 AM
i'll give you a $20 tip baby, just keep those mushroom-swiss burgers and Banochocolate shakes comin
<@jjjjjjjjjj_Seed> IXINTRO FROM IXINTRO ENTERPRISES GOES MAD WITH HIS NEW FOUND WEALTH AND KILLS A HOOKER
<+RobHalford> hi my name is ix and I wanna get intro you
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

Ashington

#17
June 14, 2011 06:54 AM
I work in a pub which is what i did before and i've done it for nearly 2 years over the two jobs

Pros:
customers can be friendly and offer good conversation
customers buy you drinks....sometimes
its like 5 mins walk from where i live
pay is pretty good

cons:
drunk customers are a pain to deal with
when it comes to drinks some customers are so fussy/petty it's unbelievable
lots and lots of little things to remember and no room for mistakes
bosses are just plain evil
<@salutations> i just ate 5 guys for the first time
<@salutations> my heart kinda hurts
<Ry99an> you mean
<Ry99an> their dicks?
<@Ashington> also only ops and vocaloids can grab my many boners
* Ashington sets mode: +o CVG
<@CVG> :D
<aether> how do you turn the drew pickles theme off of your profile
<aether> actually how do you just turn it off its on my forum view too ffff
Waldemar Schuur: isnt it kind of ironic
Waldemar Schuur: looking for waldo on google
Sinitron: Hey do you like porn? I like porn! Lets watch porn together! I'm a faggot!

logen

#18
June 14, 2011 07:17 AM
what rtil said, minus programming

pros: work is fun, mostly
cons: dealing with idiotic clients, and their "unique" vision. but those are everywhere so ff

favs:
-people who want constant changes, free of charge, months after the job is done

-guy asking in the middle of the work if his company idea is good enough, does it have a future, should he be investing more, or should he stop and forget about it. if i say my honest opinion, there's no work nor money, if i lie and convince him that he should do it, he wants me to sign up

-clients having midlife crisis, thinking of me as some kind of therapist, and asking for life counseling

-"what do you mean copyrighted?"


half the job is really about convincing people

Necronomitr0n

#19
June 14, 2011 08:01 AM
joining the air force hopefully pretty soon

plan on leeching off taxpayer money until the acconomie un-fucks itself



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