DUKE NUKEM FOREVER

Started by Sinitron, June 10, 2011 03:40 PM

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Sinitron

installing it right now

people complain a lot about the BOS bust but it's pretty cool imo and the dice are nice as well

6 gig install

Sinitron

i got a bug that prevents me from continuing past the first level, frozen stuck in an elevator and nothing i've done works

funzop

sounds like a great game

Sinitron

i got it working, it looks like it's a bug related to the steam overlay

it's pretty fun but performance is very erratic as some scenes are really intense with a lot of high-end effects while others are pretty junky in comparison

sev

Quote from: nonzopsounds like a great anime

read this for some reason

are you gonna stream that shit siniminamina


Necronomitr0n

how is it gameplay wise
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

funzop

Quote from: sev
Quote from: nonzopsounds like a great anime

read this for some reason

Sinitron

Quote from: systechhow is it gameplay wise

for the most part pretty good

and no i wont stream it because it doesn't work with the desktop mode thing

billy


Taokaka


Sinitron

You're shit.

The game is fine. It is VASTLY superior to the majority of FPS games that are being developed and released, and the second most fun game this year for the PC. It needs a patch or two badly for the instability bugs, but the game itself is just as I expected it to be - an unpolished mash-up of whatever they've been screwing around with for the past decade, but a fun one. Yeah, the ending wasn't great... but to me, it was bad because it ended. The only place it fell a little short was the overall duration, I thought it would be a little longer, but 10-12 hours is still alright.

Even if people aren't extremely keen on it, it's definitely worth a bargain purchase for a playthrough, just because of all the shit you can do.

I've also only heard good things about the multiplayer, but I haven't gotten around to it yet.

The only reason someone wouldn't like this is if they wanted a non-stop action fuckfest like the shitty ass Call of Duty games. If you want to drive RC cars, slap alien walltits, and laugh at unintentional jokes about black strippers and abortions, Duke Nukem Forever is 4 U!

Taokaka

#11
the game is vastly overrated and a piece of shit

multiplayer is shitty generic capture the flag and deathmatch shit. not fun because its basically call of duty but worse.

its funny that you mention call of duty because they obviously tried to copy them I mean geez

haha wacky joke lol off da wall boobies lol randome duke nukem womanizing funny

Sinitron

nah you haven't played it

just like billy didn't play starcraft 2

Ashington

#13
played a few levels on it and im loving it already, action takes a little time to get started but i didnt mind what with all the interactive stuff including punching out a jerky actor and writing on boards/books whatever you want

[spoiler]also when you get shrunk and drive around in an rc car you can drive into the shins of the enemies[/spoiler]
<@salutations> i just ate 5 guys for the first time
<@salutations> my heart kinda hurts
<Ry99an> you mean
<Ry99an> their dicks?

<@Ashington> also only ops and vocaloids can grab my many boners
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rtil

#14
i think what i'll do is buy it in the future when there are patches and maybe it's a little cheaper and i actually have money i can be spending on things i don't need

BluPhoenix

Quote from: TaokakaVIDEO GAMES i like to use line breaks to seperate my point-for-point arguments on why everything is gay i am always right no you are wrong you big gay _____ (talks loudly, makes self hoarse (yanks it to anime))
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

Sinitron

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Necronomitr0n

so the gameplay is decent

good

i was nervous that it had fallen prey to every modern fps cliche in the book
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Sinitron

it's just a dumb game to piss around in, if you take it seriously you won't like it

billy

i didn't like the demo at all

i don't see how the full game can possibly be good

but i'm glad you're having fun

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