Best game/favorite game/worst game

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Binary_2

#20
favorite-
Metroid series(no one saw that coming)
Robotech invasion(feels held back, should be remade)
Macross (x) frontier(the PSP games not the anime)
Halo reach(barely made it, was still good, solid campaign, gameplay, so on.)
Mass effect series
Chrono Trigger
Minecraft

good-
Halo
robotech battlecry (jesus so many failed missions)
Fallout series
Too human(people say it's bad but I haven't played through the whole thing yet, still feels alright)
Assassin's creed
Hydrophobia: Prophecy(nice gameplay, too short)
Pikmin

Bad-
Infinite space(liked the plot, too much text, slow mechanics, overall, bad game)
Sonic(everything, however it was fun when I was a kid, but when I went back to play it, it felt terrible somehow. Maybe it's all the furries at my school)

Can't think of much else...  




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tmk

best:
favorite:
worst:
sooooooo bad

emanhattan

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Quote from: vegetaLMAO star x is terrible


i only bought it cause it had 3d polygonal graphics and looked like a half-decent ripoff of star fox
HOW WRONG I WAS

I beat it anyway :C

i was with a friend at a vg store once and when he saw that game he said "NO WAY starfox for gameboy!>>>> wahhhaaa??? its not starfox? its just mising the f and the o!"

BluPhoenix

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funzop

#25
best: majoras mask

or


favorite
: smw

^except that guy he scared the shit outta me when i was a kid and refused to play that level and progress any farther in the game than that first level (yoshis island 2 i think) which i played over and over until i maxed out the amount of lives i could get cuz id collect a few everytime i played

worst:
ok
so right
this fucking game

no one remembers it and no one talks about it
but it is in fact the worst ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XSrNlYtamM

things to do while watching:

look how its fucking shrek
look how much it wants to be mario kart and even that kind of didnt work on the gba all that well
listen to the fucking title screen music jesus christ what is it even trying to be HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ANYTHING SO FUCKING AWFUL
look at that picture of shrek on the cart in the menu i mean what
look at the 3d characters on the selection screen
look at the comic sans-esque font with black outline when choosing a course
look how broken the racing mechanics are. just watch him try and steer. WATCH HIS FUTILE ATTEMPT AT MANEUVERING SHREK
look how choppy everything is. look how every obstacle comes at you just as you are in front of it.
look how ugly the course looks everthing is fucking brown and green
listen to those sound effects (playing "bye bye" every time you bump into someone without shrek S fucking things or whatever/ the banging and clanging and screeches/ pixely lo-fi fart sound effects when certain items are used)
listen to how repetitive the music is aaaaaaaaaaa
look how shitty the animation on EVERYTHING is LOOK AT THE FUCKING SMOKE ON THE SCREECHING TIRES IT JUST STAYS (another note, this smoke and screeching happens randomly and dramatically affects your turning (not that you could anyway). sometimes itll happen and sometimes it wont.)
look how bizarre the items are (instead of shells there are pumpkins/ what is that hood shit? is that like the ghost in mario kart? but you dont take an item? i mean what/
WHAT DOES THE FUCKING CINDERELLA SHOE DO)
another thing to note: the instruction manual contains NOTHING to help you. everything you had to pretty much figure out on your own.

in conclusion: fuck this game. it beats big rigs for title of worst racing game simply because that game wasnt  finished. this is a full finished product that was widely distributed based on a popular movie franchise. this was funded my a major studio to be produced. also, its shrek. fuck you shrek.

CVG

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lmao thats horrible


Yeah it really is a horrible game. Your caveman runs like 4mph and the randomly falls asleep every couple on mins for no reason (EVEN as you are running or hitting an animal or doing something else, BLAM the polygon figure becomes immobile and falls on its face snoring) and you can't wake him up either, so you just sit there with the controller in your hands staring at it snore for like 3 mins until it stands up again and you run some more on a green wasteland with no objects,trees, or landscape...then more mins go by and he goes back to sleep again. Also if you see ANYTHING like a bad guy in the distance it can hit you once and you instantly die because there is no health meter...and then you start back at camp and wherever you were on the map (like the one hour you ran to get on the other continent, you have to do that ALL OVER AGAIN to get back there). The game really really sucked

BloodyCheery

#27
Ehhhh having a bit of a hard time deciding the overall favorite, best and worst, so I'll do it by system. Don't mind me.

Super Nintendo
Best: Super Metroid
Favorite: Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Worst (tie): Jurassic Park and Super Godzilla

Nintendo 64
Best (tie): Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask and Banjo Tooie
Favorite (tie): Vigilante 8 and Conker's Bad Fur Day
Worst: A Bug's Life

Gamecube
Best: Luigi's Mansion
Favorite: Super Smash Bros. Melee
Worst: Universal Park

Gameboy Series
Best: Pokemon Silver
Favorite: Krazy Racers
Worst: Conker's Pocket Tales

Playstation 2
Best: Klonoa 2
Favorite (tie): Grand Theft Auto 3 and Fatal Frame 2: Crimson Butterfly (love/hate)
Worst: Onimusha 2

Xbox/360
Best: Left4Dead
Favorite: (tie) The Orange Box and Psychonauts
Worst but so-bad-on-purpose-I-love-it: Deadly Premonition
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHMuwlchhmM&feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp5krDoflLI
C'8

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Best: Luigi's Mansion
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Hey, it's not really a popularity contest but a choice one feels. I had still preferred playing the N64 than the Gamecube, so my choices are pretty small for that category. Whatever.
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DrRumack

luigi's mansion was kinda fun

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lenko

it would have been more fun if it was more than 3 hours long

also lmao zop i remember reading a review for that shrek kart game
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<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
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<emanhattan> consequence free

W.A.S.I.M.

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lenko

other really good games i'd call my faves:

yoshi's island - best platformer ever motherfuckers plus actual tactics are used in the boss battles. unlike most other mario games where you just jump on shit to win. its a shame yoshi's story was awful

advance wars 2 - everything about this is gold. its a simple strategy game on the surface but delve past the first few missions and holy fuck you will not be able to stop playing - the game is deceptively tactical and deep. i used to be fairly impatient with strategy games, but thankfully AW2 moves along at a steady pace. also the CO you choose will affect your battle pretty dramatically, and there's like 16 to choose from

streets of rage 2 - 2 player co op on this is still fun. the other two SoR games aren't so great nowadays but this one is still a gem

viewtiful joe - kickass visual style. pretty much a modern streets of rage with a speed-up/slow-down gimmick

outrun 2006 - outrun is dated as fuck now so sega updated it with a slick modern sequel. i used to play this in the arcades all the time

final fantasy 9 - the only FF i'll still probably play, the plot and characters are interesting, everything moves quicker than normal FF games and the main quest thing is huge. plus it still looks decent for a PS1 game

tales of phantasia - awesome battle system, hilarious unofficial translation (snes version), cool sprites

gunstar heroes - just really fun best co op ever

banjo kazooie - rare at their peak. reason to get an n64 along with ocarina, goldeneye, mario kart. shame it was all downhill a few years after they released this.

battle circuit - really fun '97 capcom beat em up with over the top characters. pretty much as good as they got to perfecting the 'final fight' formula. you fight an elvis impersonator boss at one point.

power stone - yes

the shittest of shit:

war gods - remember when mortal kombat was cool the first time round? eventually it became uncool so midway ripped themselves off and created this god awful fighter for the arcade. but even worse than the arcade game was the shitty n64 port just take a look! plus one of the characters is called 'kabuji jo' and he looks like ronald mcdonald

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0pxmWzn4PQ

sonic labyrinth - everyone plays sonic games to go fast right? then why is this the slowest fucking piece of shit i've ever played i hate you sonic labyrinth

carmageddon 64 - the only good thing about this game is that the germans got so upset about it that they changed the humans to zombies

awesome possum - THE TITLE SCREEN THE SHITTY SONIC RIPOFF GAMEPLAY THE GOD DAMN VOICES OH MY GOD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kreAZRCW6U4

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<emanhattan> consequence free

sev

#34
it changes a lot but

Best: Starcraft II (current most played by me for months and a professional sport in South Korea and now the US.)
Favorite: Pokémon Silver (ate 90% of my childhood. the other 10% was consumed by other Pokémon titles and Paper Mario.)
Worst: Sonic Heroes (i'm sure there are worse Sonic titles, but i haven't actually had the misfortune of playing them. i actually felt embarrassed playing Sonic Heroes. it's one of those games you don't want other people to watch you play through, not even as a joke.)


runnerups:

Best: Team Fortress 2 (it used to be functional and really fun and not visually distracting before they added a plethora of terrible items. the game is kind of a turnoff now)
Super Smash Bros. Melee, Super Smash Bros. Brawl (pure fun with some competitive value)
Kirby's Adventure (basically has everything you can like about a platformer)

Favorite: Metal Gear Solid, Metal Gear Solid 2, Metal Gear Solid 3, Metal Gear Solid 4 (not the best games, but i've always liked how Kojima tells stories, even if it's sometimes way overly wordy. i feel like the power of his symbolism is unmatched in any game i've ever played)
Yume Nikki (just play this one and see what I mean)
Pokémon Soul Silver, Pokémon Platinum, Pokémon Emerald (all probably the most 'complete' Pokémon games)
Portal 2 (much better and funnier than Portal, it was a pleasure to play through twice)

Worst: to be honest I don't actually buy a lot of videogames. When I do, it's because I already played it beforehand at a friend's house or saw a trailer or because it was part of a series i really liked already. so because of that i don't actually really have a lot of bad games, but if i had to pick another one it'd be
Shadow the Hedgehog (another really bad, confusing Sonic game. another one you have to play through to understand the shittiness)
others might include every rerun of a madden game and the majority of movie cashcow games (literal example: BARNYARD: THE GAME)

there are other ones i really want to play but haven't yet so i'm sure this list will change


CVG

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Best: Starcraft II (current most played by me for months and a professional sport in South Korea and now the US.)
Favorite: Pokémon Silver (ate 90% of my childhood. the other 10% was consumed by other Pokémon titles and Paper Mario.)
Worst: Sonic Heroes (i'm sure there are worse Sonic titles, but i haven't actually had the misfortune of playing them. i actually felt embarrassed playing Sonic Heroes. it's one of those games you don't want other people to watch you play through, not even as a joke.)


runnerups:

Best: Team Fortress 2 (it used to be functional and really fun and not visually distracting before they added a plethora of terrible items. the game is kind of a turnoff now)
Super Smash Bros. Melee, Super Smash Bros. Brawl (pure fun with some competitive value)
Kirby's Adventure (basically has everything you can like about a platformer)

Favorite: Metal Gear Solid, Metal Gear Solid 2, Metal Gear Solid 3, Metal Gear Solid 4 (not the best games, but i've always liked how Kojima tells stories, even if it's sometimes way overly wordy. i feel like the power of his symbolism is unmatched in any game i've ever played)
Yume Nikki (just play this one and see what I mean)
Pokémon Soul Silver, Pokémon Platinum, Pokémon Emerald (all probably the most 'complete' Pokémon games)
Portal 2 (much better and funnier than Portal, it was a pleasure to play through twice)

Worst: to be honest I don't actually buy a lot of videogames. When I do, it's because I already played it beforehand at a friend's house or saw a trailer or because it was part of a series i really liked already. so because of that i don't actually really have a lot of bad games, but if i had to pick another one it'd be
Shadow the Hedgehog (another really bad, confusing Sonic game. another one you have to play through to understand the shittiness)
others might include every rerun of a madden game and the majority of movie cashcow games (literal example: BARNYARD: THE GAME)

there are other ones i really want to play but haven't yet so i'm sure this list will change

Aww but I liked Sonic Heros and Shadow the Hedgehog

emanhattan

#36
this isnt really the worst game ever but i think it deserves a honorable mention for being so BAD and so popular during its time of release.

its a game that i loved as a kid, but only now do i realize how poorly crafted it is.

This game is poorly written, poorly programmed, poorly voice acted, the enemy colissions dont work and the level designs are often awkward and go against logic. And it is one of the few games that ive ever played with Agressively obvious bad animation.

Sonic adventure 2. i believe, probably incorrectly, this is where the sonic franchise started getting really damn bad

I mean look at these fuckin cutscenes with horrible lipsinc somehow i dont believe that the animation fit even with the original voice cast.

LOOK AT HOW NONE OF THE CHARACTERS EVER FINISH THEIR OWN LINE OF (already stupid) DIALOGUE BEFORE THE OTHER ONE  STARTS TALKING. its nearly always leaving a big gap of silence or theres two characters talking at the same time OR the music is too loud and you cant hear what theyre saying. this seems to be more frequent with eggman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4V5pKF7gyM
it doesnt even make fuckin sense why did that bat girl need to be rescued she has wings!!!!!

hey lookit me ma im floatin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRRDhU7_dKk

emanhattan

also everyone in this game is so obnoxious!!!!!! aaaaa

funzop

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W.A.S.I.M.

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thats her opinion, aint no need to bash the shit about it


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