greetings! i am the genie of the lamp.

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lenko

May 28, 2011 02:55 PM


my name is ali baba djinnsultan. i can grant you three wishes. what are they?

<emanhattan> i remember pingu ice cream
<emanhattan> it was a better time
<emanhattan> when the penguins were cold and delicious
<emanhattan> and i knew i was gonna be
<emanhattan> consequence free

DrRumack

#1
May 28, 2011 02:57 PM
i wish i wish for a wish fish dish

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore
<+mrscriblam> lmao

W.A.S.I.M.

#2
May 28, 2011 03:20 PM Last Edit: May 28, 2011 03:20 PM by W.A.S.I.M.
money, money & money

rtil

#3
May 28, 2011 04:06 PM
more wishes

Sapphire

#4
May 28, 2011 04:08 PM
mo' money
mo' problems

Sinitron

#5
May 28, 2011 04:08 PM
greetings u are huge shyt

Necronomitr0n

#6
May 28, 2011 06:43 PM
Quote from: rtilmore wishes
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Philip K Dick

#7
May 28, 2011 07:00 PM
more bitches

emanhattan

#8
May 28, 2011 09:26 PM
more putas

BloodyCheery

#9
May 28, 2011 10:40 PM
Will my wishes not turn me into a magical girl?
*  Isabella_ ( ~Isabella_Python.Bot) has joined #thebackalleys
<BloodyCheery> oh look it's Isafaggot
<Isabella_> Shut your whore mouth
"Hello?""Are you still there?"
"I see you!"

retrosmash

#10
May 29, 2011 02:20 AM
Quote from: rtilmore wishes
more genies.............

dilly

#11
May 29, 2011 02:30 AM
i wish for infinite amounts of pizza, video games, and corgi puppies

<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

CVG

#12
May 29, 2011 02:58 AM
Lmao what a costume, but not as great as the beauty and beast one

Shida

#13
May 29, 2011 07:13 AM
I only wish for u bby


not really, I wish for a 100% success rate
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

<+edillyward> "Grabbed a whole bottle of naked guy in the trash cans" B)
<@sevv> rocket power is by far the best anime
"@Y3LL0WN1NJA they convert the electrical waves given off from earth, and convert them into sound waves, you gay animated dinosaur"
red: am I seriously the only person left online that is willing to argue with some idiot on a messageboard?
<+lenks> um i know that i try to get by with a lethal dick on my face but u always have 2 bring it up
SHADOWFOX2: I'm not sure if you've ever heard of the website: The Backalleys before
<+bd648> why are there no mario survival horror games.

BloodyCheery

#14
May 29, 2011 08:59 AM
*  Isabella_ ( ~Isabella_Python.Bot) has joined #thebackalleys
<BloodyCheery> oh look it's Isafaggot
<Isabella_> Shut your whore mouth
"Hello?""Are you still there?"
"I see you!"

zhicago

#15
May 29, 2011 10:31 PM
i wish for more colin

sevv: btw dude you dropped your wacky-colored paste-on nose here i'll give it back to you

dilly

#16
May 29, 2011 11:19 PM
some can't handle his mochrie

<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

redmongoose

#17
May 29, 2011 11:35 PM
I wish for peace love and understanding
Quote from: Inaxisdo u have a problem, bastard?!

DrRumack

#18
May 30, 2011 12:52 AM
Quote from: REDMONGOOSEI wish for peace love and understanding
gross

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore
<+mrscriblam> lmao
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