you wake up and find yourself to be a cat

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dilly

i'd get up, stretch my back, walk around in a circle, and lay right back down to fall back asleep

or lick my butt

<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

Philip K Dick


BluPhoenix

[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

Philip K Dick


creamcorn


creamcorn


funzop

pee on shit and not give a fuck like a boss

BluPhoenix

[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

CVG


rtil

spend all my time that i'm awake trying to figure out how to turn back into a human

creamcorn


Taokaka


spite


Necronomitr0n

<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

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Sinitron

that would be a.... CAT-ASS-TROPHY HA HA HA GET IT LOLZ A CAT ASS TROPHY IT WOULD BE SHAPED LIKE A CAT'S BUTT XD

creamcorn


cipher