christian thread

[Philip K Dick]

hello welcome to the OFFICIAL tba christianity thread where you can be free to practice god\\\'s religion of choice til the dusk settles in and the sun has long set

Things Christians Can Do That No One Else Can:
- go to heaven
- god is on our side so fuck all other religions
- christian rock
- church meet and greets FUCK YEAH


PASSAGES FROM MY BIBLE JOURNAL

so yesterday i drove down to the local sports utility store (which is run by a greedy jew by the way)
i walked in and i saw the cashier twiddling his thumbs and worshipping satan or something
and i said "Two 12-pound weights please!"
he came out of the storage room 5 minutes later carrying two silver weights
i took them and started to leave, but he yelled out something about them costing money
so i turned around and quoted this passage:
Give, and it will be given to you. A good measure, pressed down, shaken together and running over, will be poured into your lap. For with the measure you use, it will be measured to you." – Luke 6:37-38
then i smashed his head in with my weights

[funzop]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzNzCiZwk28

[creamcorn]

WWJD

[Necronomitr0n]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFJ09XjsXPo

[Ashington]

i'm an athiest and i came in here what do i do now?

[funzop]

kill urself so you can go 2 hell quicker bithc

[Ashington]

if i dont believe in it it doesnt exist you cant explain that

[Philip K Dick]

fuck explanations, im going to heaven and youre going to hell, nyah nyah nya nyahhh nyah

[Ashington]

bugger foiled again by true logic

[Taokaka]

haha ironic thread

[jjjjjjjjjj]

i know every joke that will be posted this thread and they will all be unfunny

[BluPhoenix]

jjjjjjjjjjesus christ

this thread

[spite]

can we world filter the word "irony"
I'm tired of reading that word so much

[Abnormal]

i get the joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rtil]

can we world filter the word "irony"
I'm tired of reading that word so much

i think i'll just ban people who use it from now on instead

[creamcorn]

can we world filter the word "irony"
I'm tired of reading that word so much

i think i'll just ban people who use it from now on instead

haha i KNOW your just being ironic :P

[retrosmash]

[size=]can we world filter the word "irony"
I'm tired of reading that word so much[/size]

[sev]

this is actually a pretty funny thread i don't get why anyone is perioding all over the couch about it

[funzop]

but you see toa was using the word irony ironically because it is a gay word lMAO

[trent bortknob]

i'm an athiest and i came in here what do i do now?

why do you hate our lord and savior Jesus Christ almighty? did science die for your sins?