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FunnyDog

#80
April 18, 2011 11:53 PM
my boss once told me to stop shitting on the floor
i sued him for millions because i'm a dog and i do whatever the fuck i want

BluPhoenix

#81
April 19, 2011 01:28 AM

fuck tha police
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

Necronomitr0n

#82
April 19, 2011 04:38 AM
i'd show her my penal system if u know what i mean huehuehuehuehue
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

dilly

#83
April 19, 2011 07:38 AM
i'd like to search her cavity if you know what i'm talkin about ;]

<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

Necronomitr0n

#84
April 19, 2011 07:51 AM
i bet you would, you bulldyke
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

dilly

#85
April 19, 2011 08:09 AM

<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

W.A.S.I.M.

#86
April 19, 2011 09:59 AM
Quote from: FunnyDogdogs are alright

all doggs go to heaven

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