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GhostingFish

#60
April 16, 2011 03:30 PM
Quote from: retrosmashnever take any advice from lostman

Never assume things
(who said that i was lostman anymore)

pocketpinecone

#61
April 16, 2011 05:00 PM
i like the guy with the ghost
that's my advice

retrosmash

#62
April 16, 2011 08:13 PM
Quote from: GhostingFish
Quote from: retrosmashnever take any advice from lostman

Never assume things
(who said that i was lostman anymore)
you will always be thel ostman to me, fair negro

spite

#63
April 16, 2011 09:34 PM
I like to bite

GhostingFish

#64
April 17, 2011 03:53 AM
Use big words, the 'Man' is watching....

Philip K Dick

#65
April 17, 2011 04:33 AM
forever lost........................

spite

#66
April 17, 2011 06:21 AM
I'm gonna go out and bite some ankles tonight

funzop

#67
April 17, 2011 06:38 AM
never listen to punks from the internet

DrRumack

#68
April 17, 2011 07:44 AM
mock everyone and everything except yourself

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore
<+mrscriblam> lmao

FunnyDog

#69
April 17, 2011 07:44 AM
dogs are alright

sev

#70
April 17, 2011 08:22 AM
Quote from: DrRumackmock everyone and everything except yourself

and if you do choose to mock yourself, make sure to do it ironically

Ashington

#71
April 17, 2011 11:01 AM
mock the week too
<@salutations> i just ate 5 guys for the first time
<@salutations> my heart kinda hurts
<Ry99an> you mean
<Ry99an> their dicks?
<@Ashington> also only ops and vocaloids can grab my many boners
* Ashington sets mode: +o CVG
<@CVG> :D
<aether> how do you turn the drew pickles theme off of your profile
<aether> actually how do you just turn it off its on my forum view too ffff
Waldemar Schuur: isnt it kind of ironic
Waldemar Schuur: looking for waldo on google
Sinitron: Hey do you like porn? I like porn! Lets watch porn together! I'm a faggot!

Shida

#72
April 17, 2011 02:44 PM
never leave home without a pocketbook
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

<+edillyward> "Grabbed a whole bottle of naked guy in the trash cans" B)
<@sevv> rocket power is by far the best anime
"@Y3LL0WN1NJA they convert the electrical waves given off from earth, and convert them into sound waves, you gay animated dinosaur"
red: am I seriously the only person left online that is willing to argue with some idiot on a messageboard?
<+lenks> um i know that i try to get by with a lethal dick on my face but u always have 2 bring it up
SHADOWFOX2: I'm not sure if you've ever heard of the website: The Backalleys before
<+bd648> why are there no mario survival horror games.

GhostingFish

#73
April 17, 2011 03:12 PM
Talk with your mouth full

Bite the hand that feeds you

Bite off more than you can chew

put all your eggs in one basket

count your chickens before they hatch

Burn your candle at both ends

And party 'till you're broke and they drag you away

funzop

#74
April 17, 2011 03:59 PM
tha lostman lyfestile

FunnyDog

#75
April 17, 2011 04:50 PM
sniff butts to identify people

Frank

#76
April 18, 2011 07:20 PM
only take candy from strangers if the candy is delicious (like mine is)
hey kids, wanna ride in my cool car?

FunnyDog

#77
April 18, 2011 09:10 PM
become a robot

dilly

#78
April 18, 2011 09:30 PM
don't eat those freshly baked cookies. I just pulled them out of the oven and they need to cool down before they get eaten.

<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

slack

#79
April 18, 2011 11:34 PM Last Edit: April 18, 2011 11:35 PM by slack
The best advice i ever got was "don't be an idiot", my boss told me this

He also said "don't shit where you eat"

and also "work smarter not harder"
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