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aether

#20
April 10, 2011 08:47 PM
dont put zip ties on your dick to try to maintain an erection

redmongoose

#21
April 10, 2011 11:44 PM
get off of the internet
Quote from: Inaxisdo u have a problem, bastard?!

spite

#22
April 10, 2011 11:44 PM
Quote from: REDMONGOOSEget off of the internet

BluPhoenix

#23
April 11, 2011 12:19 AM
Quote from: spite
Quote from: REDMONGOOSEget off of the internet
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

Dailyman

#24
April 11, 2011 03:19 AM
don't mess with texas

trust me

Tha everlastin taste testin master matters.

DrRumack

#25
April 11, 2011 04:17 AM
i messed with texas once

never again

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore
<+mrscriblam> lmao

Gregly

#26
April 11, 2011 05:26 AM
wear reflective stuff if you go running at night!

Philip K Dick

#27
April 11, 2011 06:15 AM
dont go running at night thats just asking for it

BloodyCheery

#28
April 11, 2011 06:20 AM
Jesus is always the answer
*  Isabella_ ( ~Isabella_Python.Bot) has joined #thebackalleys
<BloodyCheery> oh look it's Isafaggot
<Isabella_> Shut your whore mouth
"Hello?""Are you still there?"
"I see you!"

Kooh

#29
April 11, 2011 06:41 AM
never go on facebook at 3 am
scratch that why do you even have a facebook you b


[5:21pm] bd648:
im on da
[5:21pm] bd648:
time to look for sprite sheets
[5:21pm] bd648:
OH GOD EVERYTHING IS HOMESTUCK"

spite

#30
April 11, 2011 07:27 AM
kill cops

trent bortknob

#31
April 11, 2011 08:01 AM
get money

Gregly

#32
April 11, 2011 11:46 AM
don't start studying at 7:30 for a test at 9:00

I am learning the hard way

Greenkitten

#33
April 11, 2011 02:58 PM
Never drink copious amounts of alcohol while on medication

Its better to go to class stoned than drunk

Don't try to pet wild animals, even if they are cute like a wombat or a koala


dilly

#34
April 11, 2011 06:00 PM
don't barf on my new shoes

<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

Shida

#35
April 11, 2011 06:53 PM
resign yourself to a life of solitude and green tea
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

<+edillyward> "Grabbed a whole bottle of naked guy in the trash cans" B)
<@sevv> rocket power is by far the best anime
"@Y3LL0WN1NJA they convert the electrical waves given off from earth, and convert them into sound waves, you gay animated dinosaur"
red: am I seriously the only person left online that is willing to argue with some idiot on a messageboard?
<+lenks> um i know that i try to get by with a lethal dick on my face but u always have 2 bring it up
SHADOWFOX2: I'm not sure if you've ever heard of the website: The Backalleys before
<+bd648> why are there no mario survival horror games.

Kooh

#37
April 12, 2011 12:27 AM
The answer to your shitty music is always: "The Beatles"


[5:21pm] bd648:
im on da
[5:21pm] bd648:
time to look for sprite sheets
[5:21pm] bd648:
OH GOD EVERYTHING IS HOMESTUCK"

DrRumack

#38
April 13, 2011 11:59 PM
gotta get up to get down

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore
<+mrscriblam> lmao

sev

#39
April 14, 2011 12:05 AM
master th einternet

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