June 14, 2011

Started by rtil, January 21, 2011 06:04 PM

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cipher

This game better be fucking amazing

psi43

Quote from: CipherThis game better be fucking amazing

well yeah after 12 fucking years it should be

BloodyCheery

I'm so fucking wet right now
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retrosmash

Too Much Information (TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)) WAHT THE FUCK!! are you doign

funzop

lmao^
anyway this game is gona suck of course it cant evr be good cuz
1. its hyped up beyond da point of ever reaching expectations
2. duke nukem 3d wasnt even that gr8 sorry lol
3. it looks like every other alien fps on da market rihgt now except 4 da edgy shit ike boobs n dicks n poop oo

Greenkitten

#6
why do they blur out urine? Is that some weird censorship shit in America?



CVG

Hey cool :] I liked Duke. He's one of the few lasting game characters that actually had some personality. And it looks like they actually did a good job at bringing the character and things up to the latest technology while still keeping the things it was known for like pig-bad guys and strippers and obscenities intact haha. I'll be giving this a play when it comes out

BluPhoenix

damn it

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retrosmash

ji will rip this games head off anda shit down it's neck

lenko

are people actually excited due to the fact this is a new duke nukem game or just cuz it's taken more than a decade to come out

just like the original duke nukem it looks like a standard shooter with added comedy and pigs
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retrosmash

the hype is almost undoubtedly just cuz of the 10+ year wait

psi43

Quote from: vegetaare people actually excited due to the fact this is a new duke nukem game or just cuz it's taken more than a decade to come out

just like the original duke nukem it looks like a standard shooter with added comedy and pigs

im excited cause
a. the game looks great
and b. duke nukem is a great character

Philip K Dick

Quote from: Magyarwhy do they blur out urine? Is that some weird censorship shit in America?

i dont know why the urine is blurred in this vid, and its definitely not common. but hey, why don't you stop ripping on the good ol US in every one of your fuckin posts, for real.

retrosmash

Quote from: Yoda
Quote from: Magyarwhy do they blur out urine? Is that some weird censorship shit in America?

i dont know why the urine is blurred in this vid, and its definitely not common. but hey, why don't you stop ripping on the good ol US in every one of your fuckin posts, for real.
jealousy

rtil

Quote from: Magyarwhy do they blur out urine? Is that some weird censorship shit in America?
they censor all kinds of weird things in trailers

but i guarantee the entire game will be 100% uncensored

logen

Don't care anymore, but I really wanted to play this version tho:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDlB2P1leRM

rtil

Quote from: nonzoplmao^
anyway this game is gona suck of course it cant evr be good cuz
1. its hyped up beyond da point of ever reaching expectations
2. duke nukem 3d wasnt even that gr8 sorry lol
3. it looks like every other alien fps on da market rihgt now except 4 da edgy shit ike boobs n dicks n poop oo

yet people will purchase, play and enjoy the game regardless

although it would be disappointing if the game was actually not fun

anyone with unrealistic expectations will of course be disappointed

but if it's a good game it's a good game, 12 years of development be damned

Sinitron

i like how a bunch of publications are crediting this to gearbox and mentioning borderlands even though borderlands was a fucking horrible game which combined the linearity and crappy storyline of an fps with the grinding and clunky mechanics of an rpg to make an absolute atrocity with no redeeming values aside from the pretty graphics

Ashington

buying just so i can punch that monster in the dick
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