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Philip K Dick

November 5, 2010 10:58 PM
Are you ready for a fabulous thrill ride of a hardcore platforming adventure? No?? Well FUCK YOU. Play Dungeon Cube today!

In "METAL DUNGEON CUBE", you control the eponymously named METAL DUNGEON CUBE as he aimlessly galumphs his way through a series of inexplicably challenging traps and puzzles (disclaimer: no actual puzzles included). With 15 levels, 5 (?) bosses, and about a million golden gravy lumps to collect, who wouldn't download this cool game??


here are some amazing and also really good screenshots




CLICK HERE to download the dungeon cube game!!!

shura

#1
November 6, 2010 01:14 AM
whoa intense fukin graphics

Philip K Dick

#2
November 6, 2010 01:21 AM
i know right

Necronomitr0n

#3
November 6, 2010 03:30 AM
haha this is nice

definitely has that messhof feel to it
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Crabarms

#4
November 6, 2010 03:35 AM
mmm golden gravy lumps.

Philip K Dick

#5
November 6, 2010 06:01 PM
first person to post the victory screen gets a prize

SHADOWFOX2

#6
November 7, 2010 04:50 AM
Quote from: TomI followed a certain anigen in here one day
Quote from: lenkoalso i made tea instead of coffee fuckkkkkkkk
Quote from: lenkosugar MAKES the tea
Quote from: spiteI'm going to trick the top professional NBA basketball players to touch a magic basketball that absorbs all of their talent; Then combine their talent with mine own and destroy the world by reverse slam dunking over Micheal Jordan from half-court.
Quote from: Mad MeatUnlike before, when I`m ejaculating, there aren`t any ``sperm`` coming out anymore, and I am wondering if it is a bad thing? will it be permanent? or in the worst case, do anybody know what I should do?
then again, sorry for that question

Philip K Dick

#7
November 7, 2010 06:15 AM
sent u the prize

btw ill give the prize to pretty much whoever beats it and can prove it

Crabarms

#8
November 7, 2010 07:27 AM
Didn't realize you can jump on walls.

Necronomitr0n

#10
November 19, 2010 07:44 AM
5'd
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

SHADOWFOX2

#11
November 19, 2010 12:51 PM
You gave this submission a vote of "5"
Current Score: 2.38 / 5.00 (+ 0.084)

Your experience gave you a voting power of 7.52 votes. Your blam and protection points gave you an additional 34% of your experience power, meaning that your total vote power was worth 10.07 votes!
Quote from: TomI followed a certain anigen in here one day
Quote from: lenkoalso i made tea instead of coffee fuckkkkkkkk
Quote from: lenkosugar MAKES the tea
Quote from: spiteI'm going to trick the top professional NBA basketball players to touch a magic basketball that absorbs all of their talent; Then combine their talent with mine own and destroy the world by reverse slam dunking over Micheal Jordan from half-court.
Quote from: Mad MeatUnlike before, when I`m ejaculating, there aren`t any ``sperm`` coming out anymore, and I am wondering if it is a bad thing? will it be permanent? or in the worst case, do anybody know what I should do?
then again, sorry for that question

Crabarms

#12
November 19, 2010 01:02 PM
5'd.

slantedskarekrow

#13
November 19, 2010 03:58 PM Last Edit: November 19, 2010 04:03 PM by slantedskarekrow
the music makes the game


also 5'd

cipher

#14
November 19, 2010 04:59 PM
Fuck those teal things


'fuck em

Philip K Dick

#15
November 19, 2010 06:31 PM
Quote from: slantedskarekrowthe music makes the game


also 5'd

yes

the whole game is basically an excuse for me to use my own music

BluPhoenix

#16
November 19, 2010 08:17 PM
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

MarcK

#17
November 19, 2010 09:21 PM
Quote from: CipherFuck those teal things


'fuck em

psi43

#18
November 20, 2010 10:19 AM
i was like one of the first people to beat your game where's my prize!!

MarcK

#19
November 20, 2010 03:08 PM
Quote from: Geminibtw ill give the prize to pretty much whoever beats it and can prove it
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