having a danger wank

[rtil]

tell us about your most dangerous wank

[slack]

one time i wanked in tinychat on webcam, the other people in the chat were my ex girlfriend, her auntie and another internet friend(girl) and her girlfriend. all of them were naked, i managed to wank it without them noticing.

[emanhattan]

I was playing paintball with my friends and I wanted to slam my ham real bad so I did and when I painted my enemy white he tought it was paint and declared himself dead

[DrRumack]

one time i took a wank in the bathtub and nearly drowned

[emanhattan]

[Mew_User]

Once you've schlicked with a live dolphin's nose in in your vagina you'll never need to masturbate again.

[shura]

one time i wanked and spaghetti fell out

[spite]

wanking to the max

[Necronomitr0n]

the home theater in my barn

[jjjjjjjjjj]

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[spite]

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[PocketIllust]

I wank Leprechauns

[MarcK]

Once I masturbated in the shower, but when i came and it went towards the drain there was some hair blocking the entrance so I had to mix it around to get my cum out of my family members' hair- oh wait that isnt dangerous, i guess they couldve noticed the cum had I not done a good job extracting my cum from my mom's hair.

[slantedskarekrow]

once i was materbating in the same room as my whole family while we were watching a movie, then when the movie ended i went and cleaned the cum out of my underwear and no one was the wiser

[logen]

Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass.

[spite]

a certain story about a man diving for pearls comes to mind...

[dilly]

all my wanks are dangerous  

[Ashington]

I dont do it myself someone else always seems to grab my boner, not that im mad or anything about that!  

[billy]

once i wanked on skype video chat

[MarcK]

once i was materbating in the same room as my whole family while we were watching a movie, then when the movie ended i went and cleaned the cum out of my underwear and no one was the wiser

i did this in the same room as you actually