having a danger wank

[slantedskarekrow]

once i was materbating in the same room as my whole family while we were watching a movie, then when the movie ended i went and cleaned the cum out of my underwear and no one was the wiser

i did this in the same room as you actually

once i saw marck lick his own penis

[CoolDrMoney]

In the animation lab at my school

[billy]

in high school i wanked in the back of my algebra 2 class using only 1 finger over my pants

i am not proud of this

[TimmyTurnersDad]

but i am

[aether]

I was playing paintball with my friends and I wanted to slam my ham real bad so I did and when I painted my enemy white he tought it was paint and declared himself dead

well see i had a story but compared to this it would just be dumb to tell it

[Flash]

i was wanking once and instead of shooting cum my dick shot out nitroglicerine

[funzop]

bathroom on a travel bus

[salutations]

once i was touching myself while i was skydiving out of an airplane thousands of feet in the air through a ring of fire over a tank filled with sharks and broken glass it was p dangerous

also tim i really hope you made that up

[TimmyTurnersDad]

right now right now ri