tf2 motds

Started by ropesnake, April 23, 2010 11:24 PM

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ropesnake

a motd is whatever appears on the chalkboard at the start of tf2. if you ever wondered what that pryo thing was i drew that and zekey colored it =]

rtil made it so it now loads a random image each time you visit the server so go ahead and make something and post it in here. theres no real requirements except that it should probably say thebackalleys in it and maybe the IP which is 68.232.163.109:27015 the image specs should probably be somewhere AROUND width: 766 height: 383 but they dont HAVE to be. at the very least make sure its wider than it is tall.


rtil

as far as the specs go, yeah they don't really matter because the images will get automatically resized to fit. just make sure they're not TOO huge in kb size and it'd be preferable if they were wider than they were tall.

emanhattan

this sounds like fun I might make something for it


rtil

and we'll need plenty cuz there's only like 7 or 8 right now!

psi43


rtil

hahaha awesome thank you

SHADOWFOX2

That Heavy reminds me of Bear Hugger
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spite


BluPhoenix

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emanhattan


Necronomitr0n

for some reason i read this as tf2 mobile
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

shura

#11
here's what i got so far
apologizing in advance for the gayness



dont worry, i will color it and clean it up the parts that look like ass. im just kind of exhausted right now =(

rtil

wahahahaha good idea

rtil

also for anyone interested here are the two colors used on the motd page:

background color: #c1a18a


text color: #34302d

if you're looking for tf2 fonts they're located in program files/steam/steamapps/yourname/team fortress 2/tf/resource/


rtil


Necronomitr0n

speaking of tf2 and since zekey's in here

zekey why don't you ever come on the server?
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

emanhattan

#17
spoiler: zeke does not actually play the game he just got it for the pleasure of idling

DrRumack

zeke doesnt play on the server because of taokaka and pals

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Necronomitr0n

Quote from: MrScriblamzeke doesnt play on the server because of taokaka and pals
well that is









understandable but still kind of gay
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me