dirty haikus

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anigen

#20
November 20, 2009 07:43 AM
ok lordz you're being really butthurt go away already you're not being the rebel you think you are

this is a kind word of advice between friends here nothing angry...............
fuckyou

LordZeebmork

#21
November 20, 2009 07:44 AM
ok anigen you're being really butthurt go away already you're not being the rebel you think you are

this is a kind word of advice between friends here nothing angry...............
fuckyou
let's all set our phasers on "boring"

emanhattan

#22
November 20, 2009 08:04 AM

jjjjjjjjjj

#23
November 20, 2009 08:37 AM
Quote from: rtilfeel the fail
[embed]http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/2708/6296_monsterloving_Scene_1.swf[/embed]

99

#24
November 20, 2009 08:39 AM
ooooooooooooooooh MONSTER LOVE

emanhattan

#25
November 20, 2009 03:38 PM Last Edit: November 20, 2009 11:52 PM by eman
IF THE WOMAN WHO YA DATIN





LIGHTS A CANDLE WITH HER NOSE






AND SHE TRIES TO DRAIN YO LIQUIDS





FROM YOUR HEAD DOWN TO YO TOES




gosh i hate to tell you BUDDY





gosh I hate to tell ya PAL




but the woman



who ya datin






is a MONSTA





LADY GAL



LOVE CAN MAKE YOU BLIND AND



LOVE CAN CLOUD YOUR HEAD


if you ever date a monster



love can also make you


deeeeeeeeaf

so hate this whites my friend

and listen to my sooooo    oooooooooooong


DONT EVER



date a MONSTER

if you


want



to




live



real



long


if you


want



to




live



real



long

PA
PA

PA

PA

Philip K Dick

#26
November 20, 2009 03:40 PM Last Edit: November 21, 2009 12:11 AM by Uncle Tom

DrRumack

#27
November 20, 2009 09:23 PM
god bless freakazoid

<Naza> i hate penis exect mine
<Tyler Naugle> JOKE  TIME w/ JOKEOB BRECK
<+pantsman> you have yet to show me any applicable sign of intelligence yet scrib...
<HatsuneMiku> the pings and timeouts of jacob breck
<dilly> the tba will look up and cry "save us!".... and i'll look down and whisper .... "h"
Quote from: stealth trollwhat's up with you not sucking dicks like the faggot you are
<+fluffkomix> mrscriblam has added you as a friend
<+fluffkomix> ignore
<+mrscriblam> lmao

dilly

#28
November 21, 2009 04:02 AM
Quote from: MrScriblamgod bless freakazoid

<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

Fuzz

#29
November 22, 2009 03:55 AM
Quote from: dillybar
Quote from: MrScriblamgod bless freakazoid

FrozenSheep

#30
November 25, 2009 08:22 AM
My dick in your dick
It feels good but I prefer
Your dick in my dick

trent bortknob

#31
November 25, 2009 10:38 PM
i want to hear your sexy voice
i want your body

dilly

#32
November 26, 2009 03:07 AM
You are quite squishy
I would like to squeeze your ass
Ooo, jiggle jiggle

<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

emanhattan

#33
November 26, 2009 03:33 AM Last Edit: November 26, 2009 03:34 AM by eman
tu estas bien buena
te quiero apretar el culo
oooho jiggle jiggle
[/i]

trent bortknob

#34
November 26, 2009 01:47 PM
^lmdao

Quote from: dillybar
You are quite squishy
I would like to squeeze your ass
Ooo, jiggle jiggle
btw this is really fucking gross i get this image of some old fat black chicks with a flabby ass

fyuck you dillybar

*chick

dilly

#35
November 26, 2009 03:22 PM
Quote from: Uncle Tоmfyuck you dillybar

LMAO HURR

<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

Wasim

#36
December 3, 2009 11:43 AM
Quote from: Lsoldiers in the front, let the heat pump
troops on the left, fight to the death
fam on the right, infrared lights
wolves in the back, ready to attack, for what
soldiers in the front, let the heat pump

heh wu tang heh

gently put the balls in your mouth
and slap the penis with a large trout
and when he cums thats all you should know about
Moughalab zegt: Wanna keep a secret from niggas, write it down in a book they'll never read it.

zhicago

#37
March 9, 2010 08:48 AM
you guys are probably going to tsk tsk at me for reviving this but i think its LEAGUES better of a thread than the shit we have now


i wanna see some more naughty haikus, chop chop

sevv: btw dude you dropped your wacky-colored paste-on nose here i'll give it back to you

Necronomitr0n

#38
March 9, 2010 04:39 PM
Quote from: FrozenSheepMy dick in your dick
It feels good but I prefer
Your dick in my dick
lmao this made me laugh really hard and i don't know why
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Fuzz

#39
March 9, 2010 08:57 PM
shit falls from asshole
Smeared all over his nut sack
Just for you miss Ren
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