Really bad jokes

emanhattan · September 10, 2009 05:25 AM

What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos

:[

retrosmash · September 10, 2009 05:59 AM

even worse:

Arnold Schwarzenegger walks up to a guy and says, "You wannah be a fahhma?!"

The guy nodded and said, "Yeah."

So Arnold responded, "Then here's two ACHErs!" and kicked the guy in the nuts.

heheheheheh right guys!!!!!!!!!!!

Philip K Dick · September 10, 2009 06:01 AM

Quote from: retrosmasheven worse:

Arnold Schwarzenegger walks up to a guy and says, "You wannah be a fahhma?!"

The guy nodded and said, "Yeah."

So Arnold responded, "Then here's two ACHErs!" and kicked the guy in the nuts.

heheheheheh right guys!!!!!!!!!!!

i dont get it

retrosmash · September 10, 2009 06:11 AM

Quote from: The Sorting Hat
Quote from: retrosmasheven worse:

Arnold Schwarzenegger walks up to a guy and says, "You wannah be a fahhma?!"

The guy nodded and said, "Yeah."

So Arnold responded, "Then here's two ACHErs!" and kicked the guy in the nuts.

heheheheheh right guys!!!!!!!!!!!

i dont get it

It Cose yor very damb Bastard bastard bastard bastard....

rtil · September 10, 2009 08:26 AM

well it's certainly a horrible pun but i've seen much worse things on the internet

JimmyBiskit · September 10, 2009 08:32 AM

it's you

you are the worst joke...

ZekeySpaceyLizard · September 10, 2009 01:08 PM

what did the farmer say
when someone stole his tractor?

wheres my tractor

Greenkitten · September 10, 2009 05:31 PM

where does a cow go to have fun?

to the mooooovies

Casey Pixmintro · September 10, 2009 05:35 PM

Quote from: Magyarwhere does a cow go to have fun?

to the mooooovies

Was that a Dane Cook joke? Har har har

Alta Don · September 10, 2009 06:00 PM

What does a pig write with?

A pigpen

retrosmash · September 10, 2009 06:26 PM

What happened to the little astronaut boy when he got in trouble?

He was grounded!

psi43 · September 10, 2009 07:47 PM

lmfao that actually made me laugh retro

fuck

retrosmash · September 10, 2009 07:50 PM

Quote from: psi43lmfao that actually made me laugh retro

fuck

the astronaut one, or the arnold schwarzenegger one?

DrRumack · September 10, 2009 09:26 PM

what did the duck say to the incompetant doctor?

fuck you shithead

retrosmash · September 10, 2009 10:27 PM

What did the pickle say to the muffin?

"We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."

R. Wappin · September 10, 2009 10:50 PM

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

psi43 · September 11, 2009 04:55 PM

Quote from: retrosmash
Quote from: psi43lmfao that actually made me laugh retro

fuck
the astronaut one, or the arnold schwarzenegger one?

astronaut

LordZeebmork · September 11, 2009 07:18 PM

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza??

an astronaut

Daveb0t · September 12, 2009 02:44 AM

trent bortknob · September 12, 2009 02:45 AM

what do u call cheesse thats not yNACHO CHEESE XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD