Worst Thing Your Parents Did

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99

Im in a particularily nasty and angsty mood, so i wanna share experiences.  What is the worse thing you parents ever did/said to you?  And I'm not asking for like, "my daddy forced me to wear a sailor suit and stroke his Captain's log", no i mean the most twisted, evil, fucked-up thing they ever did in your presense.

lenko

My parents are generally cool and if they've got on to me its because of something i did

i used to be a bit of a dick to my parents so naturally they've flipped out sometimes but they've never done anything bad
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texas


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ansel

Quote from: 99Im in a particularily nasty and angsty mood, so i wanna share experiences.  What is the worse thing you parents ever did/said to you?  And I'm not asking for like, "my daddy forced me to wear a sailor suit and stroke his Captain's log", no i mean the most twisted, evil, fucked-up thing they ever did in your presense.

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Necronomitr0n

one time in 3rd grade i got a C- and my dad beat me
true story
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<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Ashington

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My parents didn't really do that sort of stuff for me, but they're still great.
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emanhattan

they forced me to go to piano class with an asshole russian teacher.

and

I used to have a golden retriever dog I really liked
and my mother gave it away to someone for reasons that only she considers valid.

Daveb0t

dogs are meant to be enjoyed raw

rtil

raised me in the church

although they thought they were doing something good, so that doesn't really count i guess

billy

once my mom was mad at me because i was using the computer and she thought i was using the computer too much, so she unplugged all the computers and put them on the sofa before hiding them for like a month. when she finally gave them back they were broken from static electricity on the sofa.  

i think thats really funny though, and my parents are cool cats

zNelson24

My parents backed into my car. There was only a huge paint chip missing, but yea it happened. My parents were right, all teens do get into accidents with their first car.
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Dailyman


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Casey Pixmintro

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I moved in with my dad and stepmom 400 miles away the second I turned 12 so naturally, you can draw your own conclusions about my mom.
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GenTrigger

I know of every one of my dads sexual escapades because he has no other guy friends to brag to.

psi43

not telling

i mean why would anyone want to know anyways

Greenkitten

Not forcing me to learn Hungarian.



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Fuzz

My parents were always cool. They're hippies, so... You know?

My Ex's parents are fucking monsters tho. Always telling her she was shit, and a terrible person who would never amount to anything.

funzop

my parents are ignorant while im selfish so we balance well