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[lenko]

throw up but i didnet

post your near death expierciences

[Loathsome]

When I was little I got stuck in a snow cave I built far too small. Stupid as I was I went in there, head first. I was in panic and my dad had to pull me out of there.

Today I have claustrophobia. Life's a fucking bitch.

[lenko]

When I was little I got stuck in a snow cave I built far too small. Stupid as I was I went in there, head first. I was in panic and my dad had to pull me out of there.

Today I have claustrophobia. Life's a fucking bitch.

christ man thats nasty  i hate dem cramps

[rtil]

apparantly when i was very young i almost died from the flu but i don't remember it

[Gmagnum]

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[jebxz]

i almost out my liver when i was 10

[Michelle]

i almost fell down an escalator when i was 6

that really traumatized me, i had to count before stepping on there for like the next 5-6 years of my life.

[BloodyCheery]

I've had plenty of near death experiences in my life. DEATH CAN NEVER CLAIM ME!

Mmmm, I guess I'll share one.



On one of my visits to my Dad's, my little brother and I went with our Dad to a golf course. Golf is boring, but I love to drive around in the caddies! Anyway, it was my brother's turn, and he decided to drive around really fast and turn sharply to the left and right. Y'know, just to see me freak out. The biggest mistake that he made was that he SLAMMED on the brakes, and there were NO SEATBELTS in our caddy. I went FLYING HEADFIRST into the fucking dashboard mirror. Luckily it was plastic and didn't break. The only thing I can say about my experience was that I was really pissed off and walked for the rest of the day.  

[99]

I used to play around in the storm drains...NOT THE SAME AS THE SEWER!  Me and my friends had mapped out the entire series of cememt tunnels one summer.  We made like and undergorund clubhouse and would play tricks and shit on people above ground, like light their shoelaces on fire.  It was loads of fun.  By the end of the summer, it started to get colder and darker.  One time when we were down there it rained, hard.  We only found out what these drains were for once we saw a 12 foot wall of water rushing down the tunnes and sweeping us off our feet.  It was impossible to swim, i tried to find a handhold above the water, but as i ran my hands on the concrete as i rushed by, the layers of skin on my hands were scraped off...so i just gave up.  It was the weirdest moment of my life, cause i really thought it was time to die, and i just gave up.  As the water flowed more slowly and i remember sinking to the bottom, my head bouncing along on the concrete before i blacked out.  Next moment, i was soaked, lying on the bank of a resevoir, with my friend shane attempting to punch the water out of my lungs.

[BloodyCheery]

Holy shit. That's horrifying, 99!



EDIT:


Okay, I've got another one. This one happened at boot camp. We were in the middle of Marlinspike, which is an event we have to complete in order to pass boot camp. It's basically a test of seamanship knowledge, like line handling, underway and port procedures, man overboard - stuff like that. I was designated to the colors, which is hoisting the flag (whoo). As I'm waiting to hear the announcement for colors, the group next to me was preparing to heave a line out to the pier. This female handling the line accidentally threw it in my direction and the loop of the line went over me. I jumped out the way, yelling "what the FUCK! Aim AWAY from me next time!" (oh how I loved my division) What I didn't realize was that the loop was still around my left ankle. When the second group down at the pier was given orders to heave in the line, the loop tightened arond my ankle and my leg shot up to my waistline. They didn't see what was happening up on the ship, so they kept on heaving in the line. My arms were flailing in the air - trying to grab onto something - and I felt my foot touch a closed chock (here's what it looks like, 'cept ours was smaller than that - http://www.alibaba.com/product-gs/20518501.../showimage.html ). Let me tell you something...If my leg had gone through that but my body did not, I would have a peg leg right now. If somehow both of my leg had gone through but I had stopped at the waist...not a pretty sight. If I had gone through the damn thing entirely, I would have fallen maybe 12 feet before hitting solid deck (our "water" was just painted on the floor). In pure 100% panic I grabbed ahold of the ship's lifeline and started screaming hysterically for the group at the pier to stop. SOMEHOW they could hear me out of all 88 other people screaming orders to their own group (lucky for me) and my group dropped the line. Scary shit I tell you.    

Oh, and look up what "backlash" means. Pretty gruesome stuff.

[99]

Holy shit. That's horrifying, 99!

Ha, it sure wasn't fun, i'll tell you that!

[billy]

apparantly when i was very young i almost died from the flu but i don\\\'t remember it

what a fucking shame

Holy shit. That\\\'s horrifying, 99!

Ha, it sure wasn\\\'t fun, i\\\'ll tell you that!

it sounded like a waterslide how could that possibly not be fun??????

i\\\'ve always been very careful so i\\\'ve never had a near death experience. once a scary dog on a chain in a junkyard barked at me

[trent bortknob]

my dad had a knife collection hanging on the wall one time and there was a wooden desk/bar where you serve drinks kind of thing in front of the wall with the knifes behind it. one day when i was like 9 i was playin with my bros and i hid behind the desk/bar thing and one of my bros bumped into the wall and a knife fell down with the sharp pointy side down right in front of me

i was sorta hiding on my hands and knees so that probably would have killed me or given me some sorta of mental condition had it actually hit me

or at least have hurt and freaked me out

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

i cut off my own head with a headphone cord
yeah cool times

[Daveb0t]

I've had 3 concusions so far, all before the age of 10
I've encountered icky black people

[Philip K Dick]

i looked @ this thread heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

[Necronomitr0n]

I have had no near-death experiences of which to speak

[billy]

oh once i fell off the singset and got a fracture on my arm ow it sure hurt

[GenTrigger]

I've always been careful so not really any amazing near-death stories here.

Just one time I didn't consider rolling down the windows of a car I was sleeping in so in the middle of the night I woke up choking on Carbon monoxide, which was extra shitty because I have asthma.

[lenko]

I really shouldn't make topics when I come home from a night out