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Started by sQueef, April 1, 2008 06:55 PM

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sQueef

April 1, 2008 06:55 PM
So I was sitting in class doing my work as per the norm, when I overheard a student behind me complaining about his essay assignment. It appears as though he had "double-spaced" the essay, as he was tasked, like  so  you  understand? I found it rather amusing that he was so incapable of understanding Microsoft Word, so amusing in fact that I decided to create this abysmal little thread.

Hilarious.
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

zomfgbie

#1
April 1, 2008 06:56 PM
Tally hoe to laughyland!
i am dead

<+wwchicken> once i walked into the kitchen and there was a sound
<+wwchicken> but i could only hear it when i stood on one spot in the kitchen
<+wwchicken> then i turned off the light
<+wwchicken> and it was gone
<+wwchicken> then i turned the light back on and there it was again
<+wwchicken> so i thought, its an invisible alien
<+wwchicken> but hes scared of the dark

psi43

#2
April 1, 2008 07:08 PM
if he used the new version of word I partly understand. It blows balls, it's like a totally new program, everything's spread out and shit. I prefer open office.

sQueef

#3
April 1, 2008 08:06 PM
Quote from: ΨNicoleif he used the new version of word I partly understand. It blows balls, it's like a totally new program, everything's spread out and shit. I prefer open office.
Partly understand? I dare say sir you should meet this man in person for he is always guaranteed to give you a hearty laugh or two. He generally talks about Big Foot and the Loch Ness Monster, and no it was the old version of Word the one where you simply go to "File > Paragraph > Line Spacing: Double" but what he had done was this. He  typed  his  entire  essay  by  hitting  the  spacebar  twice  in-between  each  word,  to  "doublespace"  it.

Rather.
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

GenTrigger

#4
April 1, 2008 08:32 PM
My sci fi teacher (odd electives ftw!) will just toss your paper if it isn't double spaced. I don't blame him after a friend wanted me to edit his paper.

bollocks is what it is!

Halcion

#5
April 1, 2008 09:01 PM
hasnt he had any IT lessons?
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Necronomitr0n

#6
April 1, 2008 09:50 PM
Quote from: SqueefSo I was sitting in class
what the hell don't you have spring break
<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead
<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG
<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Mushroomboy5

#7
April 1, 2008 10:01 PM
I did that once in middle school, back when I was computer retarded.

sQueef

#8
April 2, 2008 12:30 AM Last Edit: April 2, 2008 12:45 AM by Squeef
Quote from: systek
Quote from: SqueefSo I was sitting in class
what the hell don't you have spring break
MY spring break lasted one week and that was about 2 weeks ago

its year round schooling for me but i only have to go in on mondays and thursdays so it's not bad really.

"Work from home" program. Basically it's state funded home-schooling I guess.
Oh, wretched ephemeral race ... why do you compel me to tell you what it would be most expedient for you not to hear? What is best of all is utterly beyond your reach: not to be born, not to be, to be nothing. But the second best for you is—to die soon.

SHADOWFOX2

#9
April 2, 2008 10:17 AM
Quote from: Mushroomboy5I did that once in middle school, back when I was computer retarded.

I did it whenever I had to double space an essay. What I would do was type the entire essay regularly, then go back and follow the fun pattern of "down space space", and then I was done! Now I do it the simpler, less fun way...
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Napalmgrrl

#10
April 2, 2008 10:45 AM
I'm glad I don't have to give my students essay assignments.
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