Bayonetta and Vanquish on Steam

Started by Bamyasi, May 11, 2017 04:28 PM

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Bamyasi

May 11, 2017 04:28 PM
Now is every gay PC baby's chance to play two of the best seventh-gen action games for $20.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/460790/Bayonetta/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/460810/Vanquish/

Ignore the absolute shit tracks they chose for the trailers these games have god-tier OSTs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFCdtAQp3ss
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9lLD_hgbU4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E60q9aj6UaM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bJnukMWGe4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUm59PHH1dM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4Po879PBfI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VzTyrSHktk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMTzXMZlpc8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmZzz1Z8ie4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9FQOImlTlo

In Bayonetta you play as a witch dominatrix who uses guns and S&M to defend feminine mysterions against all nine levels of the angelic hierarchy.

In Vanquish you play as an ex-American Footballer turned DARPA test dummy who defends capitalism against Russian death robots in space.

They're both fucking amazing games made by Platinum and published by Sega at the end of the noughties.

soup

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May 11, 2017 04:44 PM
vanquish was great, so great that i might just buy it again for the ultimate gaming platform, the Personal Computer ....


"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

Bamyasi

#2
May 11, 2017 06:39 PM
More like ultimate shitposting platform smh -_-.

Also have you played Bayonetta?

soup

#3
May 11, 2017 07:33 PM
sadly no, it's on my very short list of games I wish I'd bought earlier but just never really got round to it ever

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

AtomicAstro

#4
May 11, 2017 08:47 PM
I always wanted to play Bayonetta but being the gay faggot who plays on a PC I am I never could. I gotta get on this shit ASAP.
Good Burger is a 1997 American comedy film directed by Brian Robbins and starring Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell. The film evolved from the comedy sketch "Good Burger" featured on the Nickelodeon series All That. The film was produced by Tollin/Robbins Productions and Nickelodeon Movies and released on July 25, 1997 by Paramount Pictures

rtil

#5
May 11, 2017 11:09 PM
that bayonetta girl is freakishly tall

Bamyasi

#6
May 12, 2017 05:37 AM
Canonically I think she's like 6ft but a lot of the perspectives in the game make her look like 8 yeah.

Quote from: AtomicAstro on May 11, 2017 08:47 PM
being the gay faggot
Especially so for not wanting to play Vanquish as well.

AtomicAstro

#7
May 12, 2017 01:39 PM
Quote from: Bamyasi link=topic=139Subject:77.msg298079#msg298079 date=1494567460
Canonically I think she's like 6ft but a lot of the perspectives in the game make her look like 8 yeah.

Quote from: AtomicAstro on May 11, 2017 08:47 PM
being the gay faggot
Especially so for not wanting to play Vanquish as well.

Oh that game looks cool as fuck too obviously, didn't think I needed to say.
Good Burger is a 1997 American comedy film directed by Brian Robbins and starring Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell. The film evolved from the comedy sketch "Good Burger" featured on the Nickelodeon series All That. The film was produced by Tollin/Robbins Productions and Nickelodeon Movies and released on July 25, 1997 by Paramount Pictures

Bamyasi

#8
May 12, 2017 10:21 PM
Quote from: AtomicAstro on May 12, 2017 01:39 PM

What utter witchcraft is this.

soup

#9
May 12, 2017 11:17 PM
hacked

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

AtomicAstro

#10
May 13, 2017 12:48 AM
Quote from: Bamyasi on May 12, 2017 10:21 PM
Quote from: AtomicAstro on May 12, 2017 01:39 PM

What utter witchcraft is this.

Woah what the fuck? How'd I not notice that?
Good Burger is a 1997 American comedy film directed by Brian Robbins and starring Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell. The film evolved from the comedy sketch "Good Burger" featured on the Nickelodeon series All That. The film was produced by Tollin/Robbins Productions and Nickelodeon Movies and released on July 25, 1997 by Paramount Pictures

Unless

#11
May 17, 2017 11:49 PM
Huh. Neat. I bought Vanquish for Xbox my brother for a while ago on a whim and watched the intro levels but didn't think much of it at a glance. I don't think he ever completed it. Maybe I'll give that a shot now that I'm back home again for a while.

Bayonetta has been one that's been on the list for a while, even surviving how much I turned out to hate her guts in Smash Bros.. Thanks for letting me know.
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