Saints Row 2.

[Unless]

It's free over on Good Old Games for the next 17 hours, along with 75% off some other stuff in the franchise.

[SrsSam77]

That sounds like a really enticing offer, let me go dig up a 2006-2007 windows vista 32 bit machine that can actually run the damn game properly and not stutter and crash every 20 seconds whilst staying below 25 fps

[Bamyasi]

The rich man's GTA.

[Unless]

That sounds like a really enticing offer, let me go dig up a 2006-2007 windows vista 32 bit machine that can actually run the damn game properly and not stutter and crash every 20 seconds whilst staying below 25 fps

Or you could just run it in a Windows 98 VM under your Linux dual boot like the rest of us.

[SrsSam77]

>dual boot
>not using bootp hooked up to a specific macro controller to retrieve your black edition OS builds from your local SAN/pirate network