Gender(s)* Thread

Started by zwimmy, April 4, 2015 02:46 PM

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zwimmy

This is a serious poll.



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Necronomitr0n

i've always felt i was meant to be a Hind D

<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

zwimmy

I know a doctor who can attach a rotor to your back. It's mostly cosmetic, but I've heard that some heli-kin have managed to fly for short periods of time with enough practice. There is hope!

Gladius

call me something

can't quite recall
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SrsSam77

Hey guys I know this is sudden but I feel now is the right time for it
I've been noticing this for awhile now but my sudden surge of interest in schnitzel, bratwurst, and weiners confirm it

[spoiler]I am german-kin[/spoiler]
[spoiler]I am coming out of the reichstag[/spoiler]

Pixogon

*Some witty quote that goes with everything*

zwimmy


valiums

someday i will break free of these earthly bonds

SHADOWFOX2

I think I broke the bond.
Do not do.


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then again, sorry for that question

Bamyasi

Unpopular opinion but I kind of wish there were a way for transcopters to accept their non copter parts without resorting to violent surgeries. It's really society's fault that we can't just accept jet engines as feminine and rotors as masculine depending on whom the aforementioned propulsion system belongs to.

zwimmy

Quote from: Bamyasi on April  5, 2015 01:35 PM
Unpopular opinion but I kind of wish there were a way for transcopters to accept their non copter parts without resorting to violent surgeries. It's really society's fault that we can't just accept jet engines as feminine and rotors as masculine depending on whom the aforementioned propulsion system belongs to.
am I gonna regret making this thread?

BluPhoenix

Quote from: zwimmy on April  5, 2015 05:28 PM
am I gonna regret making this thread?
i dunno, but i sure regret posting in it
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

zwimmy


SrsSam77

Quote from: zwimmy on April  6, 2015 12:18 AM
Quote from: BluPhoenix on April  5, 2015 05:46 PM
Quote from: zwimmy on April  5, 2015 05:28 PM
am I gonna regret making this thread?
i dunno, but i sure regret posting in it
=(

If I regretted posting in your thread would you enjoy it?

BluPhoenix

your sig could not be any more fitting
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

Gerkinman

I am cis as they come, if only to annoy Tumblr.

Stu4U


soup

yeh basic white guy represent come on lets hear it now

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

valiums

if you want to annoy tumblr, be a gender-critical radical feminist
white boys aint got nothing on TERFs

soup

Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They are difficult to get started, and then they don't work half the time.

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."