Something from a game.

Started by bd648, February 26, 2013 05:36 AM

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bd648

If you could have an ability, item, skill, or anything else from any video game what would it be?
FRACTALS ARE NOT ART! IT'S MATH!
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dilly


<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

Sheepy


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rtil


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Sheepy

I would like to imagine life with sound effects from Arena Shooters. When ever I put on a jacket, you'd hear the "CLANG CLANG" armor pick up noise from Quake. A drink from a bottle of water would play the health vial noise from UT. Not to mention the announcers from the respective games commenting on your everyday tasks:

"Wow, I baked some delicious cookies!"
"IMPRESSIVE"

"oh no, I can't believe he saw my butt-!!"
"HUMILIATION"

"OH NO OH GOD WHAT DID I DO OH NO OH GOD"
"DOUBLE KILL"

Lastly, why not make power ups a reality? Wake up one morning, go out on the town, as you walk by the street, look to your right, and BAM there's a Quad Damage or Mega Sphere spinning around in the alleyway! Man, that'd be the balls, lemme tell you.

Sinitron



if only they'd had them during the bosnian war that would have shown those shitty dutch peacekeepers a thing or two

Necronomitr0n

<+fawx> im trying to animate a dick coming out of a toaster how do i go on about doing this
<~rtil> well fawx what you would do is delete the fla and do something productive instead

<+ansel> i lure children into my van with candy and then i read them passages from 'the origin of species'
<%ropesnake> billy con ends with billy raping his cat
<+billymonks> FUCK YOU BUG

<~rtil> ya one time i gave this hobo some cat food and he ate it like the animal he is it pleased me

Sheepy

There should be a button in real life that lets you aim down sights.

BluPhoenix

all you gotta do is pick up the gun

(also, i want a mutant healing factor)
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

Sheepy

Just sit in a corner and suck your thumb, that always helps my eye balls stop bleeding when ever I get shot in the torso six times.

BluPhoenix

i scarf down the supplies i walk over immediately and all i get is cramps and obesity FUCK YOU VIDEO GAMES THIS ISNT HEALTHY AT ALL
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

Sheepy

Pumped full of bullets? Just eat food!!!

bd648

Hell at least it isnt duke nukem forever.
FRACTALS ARE NOT ART! IT'S MATH!
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BluPhoenix

Quote from: bd648 on February 28, 2013 12:14 AM
Hell at least it isnt duke nukem forever.

oh, can it. DNF isn't that bad.

maybe the ENDING but not much else about it.
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

Sinitron

the problem with DNF to most people is the rape and abortion jokes tbh

it's kind of a silly game in and of itself

it's unique at least

bd648

I just didn't like the shooter parts. They seemed too repetitive. I dont think it was a bad game overall.
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redmongoose

could pokemon be considered weapons?
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