Post Yourself pt. IX

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soup

#1820
December 9, 2015 06:53 PM

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

d-floe

#1821
December 9, 2015 07:16 PM
How does that even happen.

I suppose she's expecting us to think that the camera flew 6 feet from her, took a perfect picture, uploaded it to Facebook and left that tag.

soup

#1822
December 9, 2015 07:46 PM
its satire, designed to mock the people who actually suggest things like this happened

"He was shown the smallness and tinsel emptiness of the little Earth gods, with their petty, human interests and connections - their hatreds, rages, loves and vanities; their craving for praise and sacrifice and their demands for faiths contrary to reason and nature."


"...it stimulates the part of the brain called "shatners-bassoon", and that's the bit of the brain that deals with...time perception..."

ProtoChaud

#1823
December 9, 2015 07:49 PM
Quote from: michaell on December  9, 2015 03:39 PM
Quote from: SrsSam77 on December  9, 2015 01:13 PM
How did you take a webcam pic outside

!

Was sitting outside to watch the goats, make sure they didn't die somehow, so I brought my laptop with me.

d-floe

#1824
December 9, 2015 08:29 PM Last Edit: December 9, 2015 08:32 PM by Kizunami
goatman goatman goatman them goats up to somethin

they just spent like two or three weeks outside the backyard

rtil

#1826
December 10, 2015 06:49 AM
Quote from: ExBerian on December 10, 2015 06:29 AM
Quote from: soup on December  9, 2015 06:53 PM

Sal's sister in the wild

only thing it's missing is a high school senior boytoy

zwimmy

#1827
December 10, 2015 04:14 PM

BluPhoenix

#1828
December 10, 2015 05:37 PM
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

SHADOWFOX2

#1829
December 10, 2015 05:46 PM
Beat me to it
Quote from: TomI followed a certain anigen in here one day
Quote from: lenkoalso i made tea instead of coffee fuckkkkkkkk
Quote from: lenkosugar MAKES the tea
Quote from: spiteI'm going to trick the top professional NBA basketball players to touch a magic basketball that absorbs all of their talent; Then combine their talent with mine own and destroy the world by reverse slam dunking over Micheal Jordan from half-court.
Quote from: Mad MeatUnlike before, when I`m ejaculating, there aren`t any ``sperm`` coming out anymore, and I am wondering if it is a bad thing? will it be permanent? or in the worst case, do anybody know what I should do?
then again, sorry for that question

BluPhoenix

#1830
December 10, 2015 06:07 PM
I WANNA GET DOWN
[12:59 AM] elm: yea honestly if you dont want to cum on elmer fudds bald head whats wrong with you
[07:49.46] <+slack> cum erupts from the dick at an alarming rate
[07:49.59] <+slack> it will blast off and slap the wall at like 40 mph

dilly

#1831
December 11, 2015 08:02 PM

<@reptilicus> am I in backwards land?
<@reptilicus> if i go to the toilet will poop go up into my rectum

slack

#1832
December 14, 2015 04:15 PM
what in the fuck

crackers

#1833
December 14, 2015 10:14 PM
grandaddy give me the cummies

d-floe

#1834
January 24, 2016 04:27 PM

i got one of them trendy haircuts

slack

#1835
January 24, 2016 04:31 PM
we have the same glasses

d-floe

#1836
January 24, 2016 05:51 PM
raybans are trendy too

slack

#1837
January 24, 2016 05:55 PM
i actually have two pairs, one is normal glasses and the other are sunglasses, both prescription

d-floe

#1838
January 24, 2016 08:07 PM
i wish i had a pair of sick rayban shades

michaell

#1839
January 30, 2016 07:02 PM
i will have my hair cut when i get my scholarship for excellent students because for now its too expensive. fuck all.

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