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hamburglar
twenty three skidoo
hangin on the hornpipe, hornpipe, hornpipe
bring out the tins
you
CUNTS

must i do EVERYTHING myself
i plant the seed
i water it
i water the wheat
i sow the wheat
i grind the wheat
i bake the bread
i bake the bread
i bake the bread
i bake the bread
i bake the bread
i bake the bread
i bake the bread



a singular compound fracture is all i ask
just one
uno
from the producers that fucked shrek

[dont put your personal information online, especially around people you dont know]

unfortunately this kind of thing has happened before, many times, in many other online communities, games and networks over the years

and it will continue to happen as long as parents dont keep their kids off the internet or away from media that has the potential to harm them, dox them, or worse

the main thing that makes the roblox mess novel in some way is that its happening in an age when pretty much everyone uses the web and has access to knowing this info

but overall this is nothing new
the golden rule of the internet since it became accessible in the 90s was:

dont put your personal information online, especially around people you dont know


when people dont follow that one simple rule, they get hurt
it is the one rule
when its broken is when you get events like the Nintendo Swapnote Controversy, the guy opening fire at a tekken tournament, streamers getting SWAT'd, and the literal hundreds of times a pervert has hunted down someone they met on a social media platform

you cant rely on companies to keep you safe
you cant rely on companies to keep your kids safe
no modern company has good intentions
no modern company wants to be accountable

if your kid is posting personal info on roblox, you didnt teach them the rule
if your kid is sharing personal info on discord, you didnt teach them the rule
if your kid is sharing selfies on keek or tiktok or wherever, you didnt teach them the rule
you have allowed them to expose themselves to a world full of freaks
and you, the parent, are ultimately at fault

i am going as james hong in a labcoat based off his uncredited appearance in the 1970 film colossus the forbin project where he briefly plays one of the background scientists who create colossus before it merges with soviet artificial intelligence and takes over all electronic and weapon based systems on earth, forcing the world into a totalitarian stalemate and virtual surveillance hellscape

IT LOOKED LIKE ME BUM, LAD

one night i woke up to find a knife to my throat
a finger shushed me on a pair of lips in the darkness, adorned on a large rectangular figure hunched over my bed
it beckoned me to stand and the knife moved from my throat to my back
a meaty gloved hand grabbed my shoulder and shoved me forward, taking me on a macabre tour of my own home
from room to room we went, friends, family, pets, all butchered and adorning the walls via metal stakes
it was like when you see a scientific display of butterflies, but on a much larger much more horrible scale
there was no time to really grieve or even process what was happening
room to room we went
until finally we arrived at the kitchen
i was soaked with sweat and piss, and i felt the knife slide from my back and find itself near my throat again
the figure, even more rectangular in the dim lights from the porch filtering through the kitchen blinds just stared at me
two stark blue eyes, sterile and unfeeling
it hunched over to be at my level and got very close
and all it said was













MAMA MIA

and that is why mario kart world is a bad game

hypnospace outlaw is a masterpiece

i have a youtube channel where i have tried to archive animations that are no longer available to find on the web
either because they were demos for animation software that no longer exists, bits of demo reels for artists or studios who have since vanished, or animations for art websites that went defunct many years ago

i wish i'd been more aggressive about collecting these things. theres so much wonderful stuff i remember that is now completely utterly lost to time that i had the chance to archive but never did

either way, here

bumslander

little known fact: everyone who resisted transtitioning from IRC to Discord is still active on IRC and they're shittalking everyone who forsook the old ways of internet communication

Always loved the original. The shot of the two guys going through the skyscraper is one of my favorite shots of anything ever.

Glad the original creator is still around.

i liked the bit where nicolas cage unzipped his skinsuit and revealed himself to be a stack of warwick davis's in an elaborate costume

Одна из популярных вариаций современных молочных коктейлей – Сникерс. Его особенность в том, что это уже не столько напиток, сколько полноценный десерт – с орехами, шоколадом и другими вкусными добавками. Невозможно устоять!
 
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i concur

          

nah

a cashier

This answer still has not changed.

My sole grievance lies with people who define themselves with labels because they are devoid of an actual personality.