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the great emerald's knowledge allows me to clever

you're better than me i guess

Can we throw this thread into "I threw up"

the only place i belong is

[spoiler][spoiler][spoiler]your mum[/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]

i wasn't adopted

ie. my opinion isn't valid

hells horses

where is pelicanos he is the only one to hug

Hello yes Mr Ballmer I will be your son fork over some moolah

please, call me steve

would you like the money in form of microtransactions?? in exchange for ascending to sonhood *laughs softly*
*laffs*

*cries*

how do i know you're a real dad

i fought long and hard before i ripped the throat out of my own , it was only then i could claim to be a father

also i kind of slept with my adopted sons mother and a baby came out her

[adopted]

Greetings I am a middle aged man of approximately 52 years old , I have just recently learned how to internet . Recently , I heard a rumour , that the last in my lineage might have survived the culling of my family approximately 58 years ago . I had my son adopted away to save him from the raids while i valiantly stayed and fought . if you know any adopted sons , please tell him his father is looking for him

if any of you know where he may me , contact me via email :

dad69@hotmail.comdom

thank you for your patronage

here is a picture of me for family resemblance