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OK and here's my serious post fellas.

The more time I spend away from Newgrounds and the flash scene / whatever, the more i realize how silly these little squabbles we have are. The only interaction I have with the old group now is through the star syndicate aim chat which is more about a group of friends hanging out and chatting than an actual organization. The reason we all came together was through this group and the common interest of creating flash movies. Some of us liked to spam NG and upload crap, while others liked to put on decent shows and showcase their talent. For me it was a mix of both, because I'm NOT artistically talented at all, and got a lot of pleasure from the simplest accomplishments such as making a preloader or intro.

There's a lot of mud thrown around here for no reason and it honestly surprises me because we have so much in common. I look at TBA and see a community that resembles what SS was a few years ago. But just because our little groups don't exist in the same sense anymore doesn't mean we need to be so adversarial towards each other. Getting all worked up because there is a new season of daily toons isn't worth the energy. The people making these cartoons are still core star syndicate members (3, lauch). We all still share the passion that we held 5 or 6 years ago (hard to believe it's been this long) for making silly little cartoons and showcasing them.

I'm just typing things out as they come to mind, so forgive me if I'm repeating myself or it's not very well organized but that's something I wanted to get off my chest. Hopefully you guys read this and don't just skip over it because OMG its that spammer guy from before. For people who don't know this is rexCo and many of you were and still are my flash making buddies that I would be proud to be coauthored to.

Here's a lnk to Time Loog 2.

You'll have to get to starberry if you want a link to Time Log

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/540889

Has anyone seen Time Log?

which one did this

Why, it was SixRtil, when he got real furrrred.

I'll just say this. Has any TBA member ever tattooed the 7 rtils on their chest? Because I know a long haired fellow with 7 smiling stars on his.

Looks like I cant make new topics for a while so i decided to edit this one instead. Still waiting for that dailytoon link btw.

RTIL HAS SPLIT PERSONALITIES.

I figured it out a few years when he left SS and I'll go over them now.

OneRtil - Likes to crossdress, make youtube videos and grow his hair.
TwoRtil - a staunchy brit who is hopelessly addicted to WoW
ThreeRtil - the voice of reason holding them all together and is thought to be his feminine side
FourRtil - Master of all things, sleeping, violin and unicycles
FiveRtil - King the pencil tool
SixRtil - a drug addicted layabout
SevenRtil - His dominant personality. This is the side that gives him his artistic talent and libido.

Insightful

ADDRESSED TO: The Fine Citizens of the Butt Alleys & Rtil_fina

Would you kindly photo-shop this to read 'Bortnerlands' and change the face to Taylor's mug getting blown the fuck apart.

found a pic of charlotte btw

RTIL_fiNA

BODACIOUS BABE

NOW

I want to see that stupid tinkerbell thing next to her villainous posts

:]

Black man hijo de puta, tu juego me llega a la punta del glande erecto y venoso, no cantes re concha de tu madre pareces un imbecil, eres la SHIT OF THE SOCIETY me entiendes negro de mierda.

Por que no agarras tu arma y te la incrustas en el recto negro y apestoso que tienes reconcha de tu madre!!!›

Dear Sir Rtil_Fena

I nominate that you promote Charlotte to the group of ||Group: Bodacious Babes|| as I feel this is quite fitting for a مثليه such as herself

here is his card

here is my sonichu

he is an electric hedgehog pokemon

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First off, should such images [of men's asses] enter your mind at random, just stop yourself. I have had this problem too. I would take all such images when they enter my mind and just delete them; I imagine, in my mind, rolling them all into a ball, shrinking it down, and tossing them into a garbage can that links to my Stomach through a direct bodily vein. I imagine the feeling of it falling through the vein and making its splash landing into the stomach acid and dissolving; gone forever.

الأولى باتجاه آخر ، وينبغي أن مثل هذه الصور [من الرجال تقويم] أدخل عقلك عشوائيا ، لمجرد التوقف عن نفسك. لقد كانت هذه المشكلة أيضا. وأود أن تتخذ جميع هذه الصور عندما يدخلون رأيي فقط وحذف منها ، أتخيل ، في رأيي ، يلف كل منهم الى الكرة ، وتقلص عليه ، وقذف بهم في القمامة يمكن ان روابط لمعدتي من خلال جسدي مباشر المنوال. أتخيل شعور سقوطها عن طريق الوريد ، وجعل الهبوط من البداية إلى حمض المعدة ويحل ؛ ذهب الى غير رجعة.

If I could have it my way, I'd make it illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe. Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word "gay", being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions and sayings of the word will ONLY LEGALLY be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like "Deck the Halls"

الله واذا اردت ان يكون ذلك في طريقي ، كنت جعلها غير مشروعة ويحظر على الرجال واللوطي ، والمرأة ليست آمنة. أيضا ، وأود أن تعريف الثانوية لكلمة "مثلي الجنس" ، ويجري المثلي ، والبعد عن الكلمة في المعاجم ، وجميع instinctions وأحاديث نبوية للكلمة سيكون قانونا فحسب ، يمكن استخدامها لتعني سعيد ، لأنه كان المقصود أصلا بين الأغاني مثل "سطح السفينة قاعات"

Here are the rest of the facts my brothers. I feel our religious beliefs will be persecuted soon and this important information CAN NOT be ignored. I cannot be bothered translating this all into the holy language because my right hand is fatigued from wiring bombs all day etc.

وهنا بقية الحقائق اخوتي. أشعر معتقداتنا الدينية سيتم قريبا للاضطهاد وتجاهل أهمية هذه المعلومات لا يمكن. أنا لا يمكن ازعجتترجمة كل هذا الى لغة مقدسة لأن يدي اليمنى هو مرهق من القنابل الأسلاك كل يوم الخ.

2) "Muslim" means "anyone or anything that submits itself to the will of God".

3) Islam is not a cult. Its followers number over 1.5 billion worldwide. Along with Judaism and Christianity, it is considered to be one of the three Abrahamic traditions.

4) There are five pillars of practice in Islam. These practices must be undertaken with the best of effort in order to be considered a true Muslim: A) Shahadah - declaration of faith in the oneness of God and that Muhammad is the last prophet of God.  Formal prayer five times a day. C) Fasting during the daylight hours in the month of Ramadan. D) Poor-due "tax" - 2.5% of one's savings given to the needy at the end of each year. E) Pilgrimage to Mecca at least once, if physically and financially able.

5) There are six articles of faith in Islam. These are the basic beliefs that one must have in order to be considered a true Muslim. They are belief in: A) the One God.  all the prophets of God. C) the original scriptures revealed to Prophets Moses, David, Jesus, and Muhammad. D) the angels. E) the Day of Judgment and the Hereafter. F) the divine decree (or destiny).

6) Islam is a complete way of life that governs all facets of life: moral, spiritual, social, political, economical, intellectual, etc.

7) Islam is one of the fastest growing religions in the world. To become Muslim, a person of any race or culture must say a simple statement, the shahadah, that bears witness to the belief in the One God and that Prophet Muhammad was the last prophet of God.

8) "Allah" is an Arabic word that means "God". Muslims also believe that "Allah" is the personal name of God.

9) Allah is not the God of Muslims only. He is the God of all people and all creation. Just because people refer to God using different terms does not mean that they are different gods. Spanish people refer to God as "Dios" and French people refer to God as "Dieu", yet they are all the same God. Interestingly, most Arab Jews and Arab Christians refer to God as "Allah". And the word Allah in Arabic appears on the walls of many Arab churches.

10) The Islamic concept of God is that He is loving, merciful, and compassionate. But Islam also teaches that He is just and swift in punishment. Nevertheless, Allah once said to Prophet Muhammad, "My mercy prevails over my wrath." Islam teaches a balance between fear and hope, protecting one from both complacency and despair.

11) Muslims believe that God has revealed 99 of His names (or attributes) in the Holy Qur'an. It is through these names that one can come to know the Creator. A few of these names are: the All-Merciful, the All-Knower, the Protector, the Provider, the Near, the First, the Last, the Hidden, and the Source of Peace.

12) Muslims believe in and acknowledge all the prophets of old, from Adam to Jesus. Muslims believe that they brought the message of peace and submission (islam) to different peoples at different times. Muslims also believe that these prophets were "muslims" because they submitted their wills to God.

13) Muslims neither worship Muhammad nor pray through him. Muslims solely worship the unseen and Omniscient Creator, Allah.

14) Muslims accept the original unaltered Torah (the Gospel of Moses) and the original Bible (the Gospel of Jesus) since they were revealed by God. However, none of those original scriptures are in existence today, in their entirety. Therefore, Muslims follow the subsequent, final, and preserved revelation of God, the Holy Qur'an.

15) The Holy Qur'an was not authored by Muhammad. It was authored by God, revealed to Muhammad, and written into physical form by his companions.

16) The Holy Qur'an has no flaws or contradictions. The original Arabic scriptures have never been changed or tampered with.

17) Actual seventh century Qur'ans, complete and intact, are on display in museums in Turkey and many other places around the world.

18) If all Qur'ans in the world today were burned and destroyed, the original Arabic would still remain. This is because millions of Muslims, called Hafiz (or "preservers") have memorized the text letter for letter from beginning to end, every word and syllable. Also, chapters from the Qur'an are precisely recited from memory by every Muslim in each of the five daily prayers.

19) Muslims do not believe in the concept of "vicarious atonement" but rather believe in the law of personal responsibility. Islam teaches that each person is responsible for his or her own actions. On the Day of Judgment Muslims believe that every person will be resurrected and will have to answer to God for their every word, thought, and deed. Consequently, a practicing Muslim is always striving to be righteous.

20) Islam was not spread by the sword. It was spread by the word (Islamic teachings) and the example of its followers. Islam teaches that there is no compulsion in religion (the Holy Qur'an 2:256 and 10:99).

21) Terrorism, unjustified violence and the killing of innocent people are absolutely forbidden in Islam. Islam is a way of life that is meant to bring peace to a society, whether its people are Muslim or not. The extreme actions of those who claim to be Muslim may be, among other things, a result of their ignorance or uncontrolled anger. Tyrant rulers and those who commit acts of terrorism in the name of Islam are simply not following Islam. These people are individuals with their own views and political agendas. Fanatical Muslims are no more representative of the true Islamic teachings than Timothy McVeigh or David Koresh are of Christianity. Extremism and fanaticism is a problem that is common to all religious groups. Anyone who thinks that all Muslims are terrorists should remember that the famous boxer Muhammad Ali, perhaps the most celebrated person of our era, is a practicing Muslim.

22) The word "jihad" does not mean "holy war". Instead, it means the inner struggle that one endures in trying to submit their will to the will of God. Some Muslims may say they are going for "jihad" when fighting in a war to defend themselves or their fellow Muslims, but they only say this because they are conceding that it will be a tremendous struggle. But there are many other forms of jihad which are more relevant to the everyday life of a Muslim such as the struggles against laziness, arrogance, stinginess, or the struggle against a tyrant ruler or against the temptation of Satan, or against one's own ego, etc.

23) Women are not oppressed in Islam. Any Muslim man that oppresses a woman is not following Islam. Among the many teachings of Prophet Muhammad that protected the rights and dignity of women is his saying, "...the best among you are those who treat their wives well." (Tirmidhi)

24) Islam grants women numerous rights in the home and in society. Among them are the right to earn money, to financial support, to an education, to an inheritance, to being treated kindly, to vote, to a dowry, to keep their maiden name, to worship in a mosque, etc., etc.

25) Muslim women wear the head-covering (hijab) in fulfillment of God's decree to dress modestly. From a practical standpoint, it serves to identify one as attempting to follow God in daily life and, therefore, protects women from unwanted advances from men. This type of modest dress has been worn by righteous women throughout history. Prominent examples are traditional Catholic Nuns, Mother Teresa and the Virgin Mary, mother of Jesus.

26) Arranged marriages are allowed in Islam but are not required. Whereas "forced" marriages, usually stemming from cultural practice, are forbidden. Divorce is permissible, however, reconciliation is what is most encouraged. But if there are irreconcilable differences then Islam permits a fair and just divorce.

27) Islam and the "Nation of Islam" are two different religions. Islam is a religion for all races and enjoins the worship of the one unseen God who, orthodox Muslims believe, never took human form. The "Nation", on the other hand, is a movement geared towards non-whites and teaches that God appeared in the form of Fard Muhammad in 1930 and that Elijah Muhammad (a man who died in 1975) was a prophet of God. These beliefs clearly contradict the basic Islamic theology outlined in the Qur'an. The followers of "the Nation" adhere to some Islamic principles that are mixed with many other teachings that are alien to Islam. To better understand the difference between the two, read about Malcolm X, his pilgrimage to Mecca and his subsequent comments to the media. Islam teaches equality amongst all the races (Holy Qur'an 49:13).

28) All Muslims are not Arab. Islam is a universal religion and way of life which includes followers from all races of people. There are Muslims in and from virtually every country in the world. Arabs only constitute about 20% of Muslims worldwide. Indonesia has the largest concentration of Muslims with over 120 million.

29) In the five daily prayers, Muslims face the Kaaba in Mecca, Arabia. It is a cube-shaped stone structure that was originally built by Prophet Adam and later rebuilt by Prophet Abraham. Muslims believe that the Kaaba was the first house of worship on Earth dedicated to the worship of one god. Muslims do not worship the Kaaba. It serves as a central focal point for Muslims around the world, unifying them in worship and symbolizing their common belief, spiritual focus and direction. Interestingly, the inside of the Kaaba is empty.

30) The hajj is a simultaneous pilgrimage to the Kaaba made by millions of Muslims each year. It is performed to commemorate the struggles of Abraham, Ismail and Hagar in submitting their wills to God.

I have just received word that our brother 'Sevenstar' has been banned!

لقد تلقيت لتوي كلمة أن أخينا 'Sevenstar' قد حظرت!

We will not tolerate these kind of hate crimes against our religion back alleys.

لن نتسامح مع هذا النوع من جرائم الكراهية ضد الأزقة ظهورنا الدين.

We demand that Sevenstar be unbanned or else this degenerate forum will feel the fire of Allah's fist.

نحن نطالب بأن يكون Sevenstar غير ممنوع والا يتحول هذا المنتدى سوف يشعر النار من قبضة الله.

Everyday I will post a new fact about Islam in this thread in hopes of broadening the simple minds of the back alleys and maybe even get a few converts.

اليومية سأقوم بعد واقعة جديدة حول الإسلام في هذا الموضوع وتأمل في توسيع العقول البسيطة من الشوارعالخلفية وربما حتى الحصول على الأتباع.

Heres number one!

هيريس رقم واحد!

"Islam" means "peace through the submission to God".

"الإسلام" تعني "السلام من خلال الخضوع لله"

To Mr. Rtil,

إلى السيد Rtil ،

Although the back alleys is a wondrous place full of enchantment and intrigue, I feel a few changes are needed to better suit our needs.

على الرغم من الشوارع الخلفية هو مكان عجيب الكامل للسحر والمكيدة ، وأنا أشعر ببعض التغييرات اللازمة لتحسين يتناسب معاحتياجاتنا.

1. We humbly request that you close down the forums on all Fridays, as they are the holiest of days.

. نحن بكل تواضع أطلب منكم أن إغلاق المنتديات في جميع أيام الجمعة ، لأنها هي أقدس أيام.

2. If it is not too much to ask, if all members would translate their posts to Arabic just underneath the English, it would help our less-fortunate brothers access your wonderful site.

إذا كانت لا نطلب الكثير ، إذا كان جميع الأعضاء من شأنه أن يترجم إلى اللغة العربية وظائفهم فقط تحت الإنجليزية ، من شأنه أنيساعد لدينا الأقل حظا الاخوة الوصول إلى موقعك رائع.

3. All depictions of Muhammad must be removed from the site immediately. I do not believe any explanation of this is needed.

ويجب على جميع تصوير محمد شطبها من الموقع على الفور. لا أعتقد أن أي تفسير لهذا هناك حاجة إليها.

Again, we are humbled by your presence great Rtil and I strongly suggest you meet our demands.

مرة أخرى ، نحن بالتواضع وجودكم Rtil بقوة كبيرة وأنا أقترح عليك تلبية مطالبنا.