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Title: Billy The Robber
Post by: CVG on August 27, 2010 07:08 AM
Billy the Robber

Once apon a time there was a very mean boy named Billy. Billy was so mean that he would step on cats tails on perpose, and would steal money from banks, even steal candy from babys and would alwasys get away somehow. Well, Billy tricked all of the graetest detetives in the world. People were beginning to believe that no one could catch Billy. Cops were baffled, Billy didn't know it but this was going to be his last robbery, for as Billy was makeing his new plan on robbing the Last Natel Bank the milkman was just delivering some milk to Billy's hideout and he saw his plans.

The milkman couldn't belive he was delivering milk to one of the worlds trickest robbers. Billy heard someone and saw the milkman but befre he could get him the milkman was long gone and before you could say "milk" he was at the police station saying all that he saw the plans, Billy, and the hideout. Soon the police were all around Billy's hideout. Billy was caught but the next day he had escaped from prison and was on the loose again. But the milkman always found him because he knew how Billy would escape. Billy had a special cream that made him invisable and that's how he would get away but the milkman knew this and caught him. He went to jail again but without the cream so he stayed there.

The End
Title: Billy The Robber
Post by: dilly on August 27, 2010 07:10 AM
billy would never step on cat tails
Title: Billy The Robber
Post by: CVG on August 27, 2010 07:17 AM
its a dedication :]
Title: Billy The Robber
Post by: shura on August 27, 2010 07:21 AM
man they really do make a cream for everything
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Post by: billy on August 27, 2010 07:30 AM
wow that's a great story

that milkman is a fuckin asshole when i get out i'm gonna pwn him
Title: Billy The Robber
Post by: Mew_User on August 27, 2010 07:43 AM
Beautiful
Title: Billy The Robber
Post by: MarcK on August 27, 2010 09:03 AM
Amazing
Title: Billy The Robber
Post by: rtil on August 27, 2010 06:54 PM
i clicked out of this topic before you could say "milk"
Title: Billy The Robber
Post by: CVG on August 27, 2010 07:53 PM
Quote from: rtili clicked out of this topic before you could say "milk"

WHAT?! You cannot argue with the quality of this writing! I got a "C+" dammit!

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Title: Billy The Robber
Post by: rtil on August 27, 2010 07:55 PM
woah
Title: Billy The Robber
Post by: spite on August 27, 2010 10:53 PM
hahahaha!
I like the doodles!
Title: Billy The Robber
Post by: Fuzz on August 28, 2010 12:35 AM
LMFAO The scan just makes it.
Title: Billy The Robber
Post by: Mad Meat on August 28, 2010 02:56 AM
LMFAO The scan just makes it.

need a jet pack, crystal gonzales can go suck my cock.
Title: Billy The Robber
Post by: MarcK on August 28, 2010 02:57 AM
Holy shit CVG
Title: Billy The Robber
Post by: billy on August 28, 2010 08:42 AM
Woah I didn't know you actually wrote that story. That makes 1000 times more amazing
Title: Billy The Robber
Post by: slack on August 28, 2010 02:32 PM
was that an assignment for school or something?
Title: Billy The Robber
Post by: Mad Meat on August 28, 2010 10:49 PM
no, it's your anniversary of your shitness that is in table
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Post by: Mew_User on August 29, 2010 12:08 AM
Mad Meat you are so rude. Please stop mocking Fuzz and being mean to Slack.
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Post by: Mad Meat on August 29, 2010 12:56 AM
GRRRRRR NO WOUF WOUF NEVAR!grrrrrrr
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Post by: billy on August 29, 2010 07:57 AM
mad meat shut up pls
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Post by: tmk on August 29, 2010 08:05 AM
lmao I used to have a lot of my old writing assignments from elementary school lying around. wish I knew where they were, they were amazing
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Post by: Fuzz on August 29, 2010 06:23 PM
Quote from: BamyasiMad Meat you are so rude. Please stop mocking Fuzz and being mean to Slack.
He's mocking me? That ass! That'll teach me to ignore his posts...
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Post by: CVG on August 29, 2010 06:38 PM
Thanks guys!  
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Post by: Mad Meat on August 29, 2010 09:08 PM
Quote from: Fuzz
Quote from: BamyasiMad Meat you are so rude. Please stop mocking Fuzz and being mean to Slack.
He's mocking me? That ass! That'll teach me to ignore his posts...
YOU ALREADY DID MONTHS AGO WHAT'UR TALKING ABOUT???
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