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Title: prepare yourself
Post by: rtil on June 21, 2010 07:17 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR7_PsmMYFw
words cannot describe how terrible this looks (and you only see the actual smurfs for a few seconds)

Synopsis: "When the evil wizard Gargamel chases the tiny blue Smurfs out of their village, they tumble from their magical world and into ours — in fact, smack dab in the middle of Central Park. Just three apples high and stuck in the Big Apple, the Smurfs must find a way to get back to their village before Gargamel tracks them down."

this nightmare will be unleashed upon the earth august 2011
Title: prepare yourself
Post by: emanhattan on June 21, 2010 07:21 PM
holy fuck this looks horrible
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Post by: funzop on June 21, 2010 07:23 PM
our world is about to get [size=]SMURF'd[/size]



























































































[size=]IN 3D[/size]
Title: prepare yourself
Post by: Wasim on June 21, 2010 07:25 PM
man I was gay
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Post by: Taokaka on June 21, 2010 07:44 PM
but its neil patrick harris
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Post by: funzop on June 21, 2010 07:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jR5MvSF0A0
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Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on June 21, 2010 07:55 PM
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Post by: DrRumack on June 21, 2010 09:09 PM
Quote from: Taokakabut its neil patrick harris

hes also in the new cats and dogs movie

why neil
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Post by: creamcorn on June 21, 2010 10:07 PM
the original smurfs was boring as hell but this looks even worse
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Post by: Casey Pixmintro on June 21, 2010 10:12 PM
I hear the comics that inspired the cartoon were pretty decent, I found a link to an example on the Cartoon Brew comment board.
http://www.savagecritic.com/jog/my-life-is...-18-king-smurf/ (http://www.savagecritic.com/jog/my-life-is-choked-with-comics-18-king-smurf/)
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Post by: DrRumack on June 21, 2010 11:18 PM
the comic actually looks pretty funny haha
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Post by: Philip K Dick on June 21, 2010 11:46 PM
smurfette is fuckin hot

and she's katy perry
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Post by: Casey Pixmintro on June 22, 2010 01:36 AM
Where's my guy throwing up .gif? I must find it, I must
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Post by: Lats, Squats, & Oates on June 22, 2010 09:28 AM
only three apples high and stuck in the bigApple
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Post by: Ashington on June 22, 2010 11:42 AM
Why Niel Patrick Harris WHY!?!
Title: prepare yourself
Post by: billy on June 22, 2010 12:08 PM
Honestly, I don't give a fuck. I don't watch any of these shitty movies and I don't understand why everyone gets so bent out of shape over these big pieces of shit that make trillions of dollars. There is only one family movie released every 3 months so any time a shitty studio family movie comes out it's going to rake in mad bank. Doesn't upset me one bit. All this stupid trailer is saying is: "Hey parents, got kids? In 2011 treat them to SOME SHITTY MOVIE"
Title: prepare yourself
Post by: DrRumack on June 22, 2010 12:42 PM
well its mostly because we're embarrassed for those parents/kids
Title: prepare yourself
Post by: rtil on June 22, 2010 05:43 PM
i don't think anyone's bent out of shape, i could care less about the smurfs as much as i could care less about marmaduke. but it's amusing to see how horribly hollywood manages to mangle them
Title: prepare yourself
Post by: Taokaka on June 22, 2010 07:25 PM
what happened to the originality


"LETS MAKE MOVIES ON CARTOONS THAT ARE SACRED WHATS THAT ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS YOU DO NOT HAVE A NEW MOVIE MADE ABOUT YOU YET I WILL MAKE A SUPER GANGSTA VERSION FOR THE KIDS"
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Post by: retrosmash on June 22, 2010 08:34 PM
i like how the basic premise is just enchanted with a whole lot more blue

fuck you, hollywood.
Title: prepare yourself
Post by: billy on June 22, 2010 11:00 PM
Quote from: MrScriblamwell its mostly because we're embarrassed for those parents/kids
Quote from: Taokakawhat happened to the originality
take off the fucking nostalgia goggles
the originality was never there
for every
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there has always been one or more
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Post by: emanhattan on June 22, 2010 11:15 PM
Quote from: chickenthe original smurfs was boring as hell but this looks even worse
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Post by: DrRumack on June 23, 2010 01:31 AM
most of these limited tv 'filmation' cartoons are boring as fuck

i cant sit through an episode of the flintstones without feeling like an idiot for watching it
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Post by: emanhattan on June 23, 2010 01:41 AM
flinstones, jetsons ,alvin n chipmunks, and the smurfs are probably the most painfully boring cartoons ever created
Title: prepare yourself
Post by: rtil on June 23, 2010 01:44 AM
i can't remember who fondly coined the term "animated radio", but it's appropriate for the conveyor belt, pickle jar crap that hannah barbera made for 30 years
Title: prepare yourself
Post by: Lats, Squats, & Oates on June 23, 2010 02:02 AM
Honestly, I don't give a fuck. I don't watch any of these shitty movies and I don't understand why everyone gets so bent out of shape over these big pieces of shit that make trillions of dollars. There is only one family movie released every 3 months so any time a shitty studio family movie comes out it's going to rake in mad bank. Doesn't upset me one bit. All this stupid trailer is saying is: "Hey parents, got kids? In 2011 treat them to SOME SHITTY MOVIE"
Title: prepare yourself
Post by: redmongoose on June 23, 2010 11:09 PM
wild thang
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Post by: DrRumack on June 24, 2010 12:29 AM
Quote from: rtili can't remember who fondly coined the term "animated radio"

chuck jones
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Post by: GenericTwat5554 on June 24, 2010 02:02 AM
My biggest concern is what the fuck does Neil Patrick Harris have to do with the smurfs?
Title: prepare yourself
Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on June 24, 2010 02:48 AM
i want to see this
also i want to see the yogi bear movie
Title: prepare yourself
Post by: retrosmash on June 24, 2010 03:36 AM
boo-boo's bringin sexy BACK
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Post by: Sapphire on June 24, 2010 11:34 AM
Quote from: retrosmashboo-boo's bringin sexy BACK

AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaadvghrw
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Post by: billy on June 24, 2010 01:14 PM
Quote from: J_Seedi want to see this
also i want to see the yogi bear movie
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Post by: lenko on June 24, 2010 04:45 PM
cant wait for snorks 3-D in 2013

wait if they're milking HB properties like they did with marvel ones, does that mean we're finally getting a wacky races movie? because i'd watch that no matter how shit it was
Title: prepare yourself
Post by: creamcorn on June 24, 2010 04:54 PM
i cant wait for scott pilgrim coming this july
Title: prepare yourself
Post by: Lats, Squats, & Oates on June 24, 2010 05:46 PM
i cant wait for you to get bone cancer
Title: prepare yourself
Post by: emanhattan on June 24, 2010 05:46 PM
garfield
Title: prepare yourself
Post by: DrRumack on June 25, 2010 08:28 PM
Quote from: HugeBicepsWillCrushYouHARDi cant wait for you to get bone cancer

i dont think this is real but it still scares the fuck outta me
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Post by: Lats, Squats, & Oates on June 26, 2010 11:20 AM
bone cancer is very real and very deathly
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Post by: Kött on June 26, 2010 12:09 PM
had to laugh at the industrial rock soundtrack... it's pretty awesome actually
Title: prepare yourself
Post by: Lats, Squats, & Oates on June 26, 2010 05:11 PM
kmfdm owns, suck it kott. actually they are german industrial so id think youd like them anwyay?!?!?!

das ist gut....................deutsch...........
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Post by: BluPhoenix on June 28, 2010 05:51 PM
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I am so glad I don't remember seeing this
Title: prepare yourself
Post by: Fuzz on June 28, 2010 07:11 PM
Quote from: BluPhoeniX7
Quote from: Billy(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dan-dare.org%2Fdan%2520frd%2FFlintstonesMovieBig.jpg&hash=5f1f259fa5711b30278483c4a5298363fd2f8522)
I am so glad I don't remember seeing this

Can you believe they made a second one?
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Post by: retrosmash on June 28, 2010 09:07 PM
Rosie O'Donnell as Betty
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Post by: Lats, Squats, & Oates on June 30, 2010 11:02 AM
um that flintstones movie owned i dont know what your talking about
Title: prepare yourself
Post by: Necronomitr0n on June 30, 2010 07:43 PM
Honestly, I don't give a fuck. I don't watch any of these shitty movies and I don't understand why everyone gets so bent out of shape over these big pieces of shit that make trillions of dollars. There is only one family movie released every 3 months so any time a shitty studio family movie comes out it's going to rake in mad bank. Doesn't upset me one bit. All this stupid trailer is saying is: "Hey parents, got kids? In 2011 treat them to SOME SHITTY MOVIE"
Title: prepare yourself
Post by: billy on July 1, 2010 12:08 PM
Quote from: BluPhoeniX7
Quote from: Billy(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dan-dare.org%2Fdan%2520frd%2FFlintstonesMovieBig.jpg&hash=5f1f259fa5711b30278483c4a5298363fd2f8522)
I am so glad I don't remember seeing this
you probably weren't born yet HAHA
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Post by: Terry Thel Ozymandius on July 2, 2010 06:12 PM
Movies today are all for money. No creativity anymore.
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Post by: ThreeStar on July 2, 2010 07:13 PM
Quote from: Billy
Quote from: BluPhoeniX7
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I am so glad I don't remember seeing this
you probably weren't born yet HAHA



f all yall, i saw this in the theater
Title: prepare yourself
Post by: billy on July 2, 2010 10:13 PM
Quote from: ThreeStar
Quote from: Billy
Quote from: BluPhoeniX7
Quote from: Billy(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dan-dare.org%2Fdan%2520frd%2FFlintstonesMovieBig.jpg&hash=5f1f259fa5711b30278483c4a5298363fd2f8522)
I am so glad I don't remember seeing this
you probably weren't born yet HAHA



f all yall, i saw this in the theater
me too and afterward i was like "wtf i am 5 i don't understand this shit"