•SNEAK INTO FORT KNOX AND SHIT ONM THE NUKKKLEAR CONTROL DEVICES THEY KEEP STASHED BEHIND THE GHOST OF ABE' LINCOLN.
•HIJACK HELICOPTER AND TAKE LOVELY SCENIC VACATION OF HONOLULU VOLCANO"S .
•WAIT UNTIL MAJOR EVENT HAPPEN AND RUN AROUND *COMPLETELY NAKED* BEHIDN THE CAMERA SAYING THE END OF DAYS ARE UPON U
•COMMIT PETTY THEFT AND GO TO JAIL WHERE YOU BEGIN TO LEARN MORE ABOUT PROPER TACTICS FOR BURGLARIAZING AND HOME INVASION, DEVOTE YOUR LIFE TO BECOMEING THE COOLEST CAT BURGLAR TO EVER ROAM THE SEVEN SEAS, REALIZE THERE IS MORE TO LIFE THAN WHAT UR PARENTS TOLD U AND REALLY BEGIN TO BOND WITH YOUR FELLOW INMATES BEFORE SANCHEZ "LOCC DAWG 500" SHANKS YOU WITH A RUSTY BIC PEN TIP IN THE LUNCHEON AREA THE DAY BEFORE YOU GET OUT BECAUSE YOU PISSED IN HIS SIDE OF THE BATHROOM.
•SPEND YOUR ENTIRE LIFE POSTING ON INTERNET FORUMS AND NTO REALLY DOING MUCH OF ANYTHING AT ALL BUT STILL LITERALLY AND UNIRONICALLY THINK OF YOURSELF AS SUPERIOR UHMAN BEING ALL DAY EVERY DAY THEN SOMEHOW HARNESS THE MASSIVEAMOUTN OF GAY YOU HAVE ACQUIRED AND FIRE IT AT THE WHITE HOUSE FROM A 500YD RANGE SO AS TO ELIMINATE ANY POSSIBLE PHYSICAL EVIDENCE AT THE SCENE OF THE HEIST BURGLARY
•GET HIRED AS A JANITOR IN THE WHITE HOUSE AFTER YEARS OF WORKING YOUR WAY TO THE TOP FROM LOWLY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL JANITOR WHO COLLECTS SCRAPS OF PAPER FROM THE TRASH BINS THAT STUDENTS HAVE TOSSED AWAY AND CAREFULLY GLUING THE PIECES BACK TOGETHER SO U CAN FANTASIZE THEIR INSIPID LOVE NOTES WERE ACTUALLY WRITTEN TO YOU OR SOMETHING THEN YOU FINALLY MAKE IT TO THE BIG LEAGUES AND ACCIDENTALLY MIX AMMONIA AND BLEACH KILLINFG YOURSELF IN THE PROCESS BEFORE YOU EVEN GET TO LOOK UP HOW TO MAKE PIPE BOMBS ON TOTSE WAY TO GO DUMB ASS
•SUC KTHE DICK OF ABE' LINCOLNS GHOST FOR LAUNCH KEYS TO AFOREMENTIONED STASHED NUKKKLEAR HOLOCAUST DEVICES STASHED NEATLY AWAY IN FORT KNOX AND THEMN *BAM* *POW* *KABLOWIE* GOOD JOB YOU DESTROY HUMAN RACE
THESE ARE JUST A FEW IDEAS I HAD FOR THREAD TITLE MAYBE YOU CAN CONTRIBUTE MORE THROUGHLY ALSO SORRY MYCAPS LOCK KEY IS BROKEN AND I CANT
choice 5 is the only choice for me!!!!!
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the janitor part is probably the saddest thing ive ever read
the janitor one was inspired by the janitor at my old elementary who glued a poem i had written back together after i shredded it to pieces, which eventually lead to my expulsion from the school due to the contents of the poem.
that was my really gay and useless passive aggressive way of saying fuck you 6th grade janitor guy with weird boils all over your face and fuck your faggot janitor closet you spent your life in.
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Quote from: HugeBicepsWillCrushYouHARDthe janitor one was inspired by the janitor at my old elementary who glued a poem i had written back together after i shredded it to pieces, which eventually lead to my expulsion from the school due to the contents of the poem.
that was my really gay and useless passive aggressive way of saying fuck you 6th grade janitor guy with weird boils all over your face and fuck your faggot janitor closet you spent your life in.
what was the poem about
rape and murder fantasies
so they kicked you out instead of getting you therapy or somethi
i had a long list of suspensions at that school before plus i took therapy before that and after that (it does nothing)
oh well that sucks im sorry!!!
yea i agree thattherapy doesnt really help but i thought i was the only one that ever had that problem