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Title: dispatches from the eastern front
Post by: ansel on March 19, 2010 01:58 AM

yes folks the mexican messiah himself is traveling to the beautiful state of new york and I, your faithful correspondent ansel, am bringing you the latest updates

mar 18th 2010
1104 hrs: I think i am in hell or conneticut
1137 hrs: FAMOUS BOJANGLES CHICKEN N BISCUITS
1717 hrs: Fuckkl

DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL

Title: dispatches from the eastern front
Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on March 19, 2010 02:02 AM

THEY COOK YOUR MEAL IN A MINUTE OR LESS ITS TRUE I DONT KNOW HOW AIRLINE CHICKEN DOES IT

Title: dispatches from the eastern front
Post by: DrRumack on March 19, 2010 03:43 AM

i just a call from j

he said he could see the wires in the elevator he was using and he says he would not trust them with his daughter

should we be worried for our upward/downward dictator???? i dunno this was 20 minutes go he's probably already dead

Title: dispatches from the eastern front
Post by: anigen on March 19, 2010 04:42 AM

i just a call

and i liked it

Title: dispatches from the eastern front
Post by: lenko on March 19, 2010 12:27 PM

man hes even lockin topics when in new york

Title: dispatches from the eastern front
Post by: slack on March 19, 2010 04:14 PM

i hope he has a really gay story to tell when he gets back

Title: dispatches from the eastern front
Post by: RobHalford on March 19, 2010 05:04 PM

Amid rumors of a reunion with notorious internet troll nonzop, Seed had no comment. Speculation around here is both are working on a device that will lock threads before they have even been created. These are scary days for us all.

Back to you, ansel.

Title: dispatches from the eastern front
Post by: ansel on March 19, 2010 10:09 PM

fri mar 19
0834 hrs: People get together and sing random noises apparently
0835 hrs: I finally found a fat guy. But is also losin weight. No fat people in ny

OUR DARING HERO IN DANGER
0837 hrs: Im outside the school and scared i might see kirb

but all is well for jssed
1204 hrs: Ny pizza = best
1215 hrs: Famiglia pizza is fuckin good

Title: dispatches from the eastern front
Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on March 19, 2010 10:17 PM

ive been walking for like 12 hours straight i am going to bed

Title: dispatches from the eastern front
Post by: ansel on March 19, 2010 10:20 PM

jseef i will do the reporting here
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Title: dispatches from the eastern front
Post by: ansel on March 19, 2010 11:59 PM

mar 19 cont, jseed goes out for dinner
1830 hrs: Ive realised that these boots are NOT made 4 walkin
1834 hrs: This fat asian girl is eating a salad pizza whic is just lettuce on a pizza with just sauce and bread

Title: dispatches from the eastern front
Post by: Kött on March 20, 2010 12:04 AM

Fat asian girls?

Title: dispatches from the eastern front
Post by: Necronomitr0n on March 20, 2010 12:13 AM

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Title: dispatches from the eastern front
Post by: funzop on March 20, 2010 04:11 AM

Quote from: RobHalfordAmid rumors of a reunion with notorious internet troll nonzop

Title: dispatches from the eastern front
Post by: zhicago on March 20, 2010 02:06 PM

this is so intense i dont even

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