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Post by: Animegamer on August 26, 2007 06:19 AM
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/23884.html (http://www.gametrailers.com/player/23884.html)

Funniest thing ever! You gotta watch this, Nintendo Nerd at his best!

hah hah hah
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Post by: Dagolith on August 26, 2007 08:19 AM
that was fucking hot!
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Post by: W.A.C. on August 26, 2007 09:35 AM
I watched that yesterday. I laughed a lot when I first watched it. I had a lot of sound problems when watching it though. I ended up downloading it to see if it corrected my problem and I think it did.
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Post by: jebxz on August 26, 2007 01:53 PM
nintendo
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Post by: anigentleman on August 26, 2007 04:00 PM
nintendo nerd is pretty unfunny but zekey linked me to this one the other day and i liked it
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Post by: Dagolith on August 26, 2007 06:34 PM
does anyone here by any chance watch LP's and actually likes them?
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Post by: Animegamer on August 26, 2007 08:59 PM
i do
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Post by: Dagolith on August 26, 2007 09:17 PM
sweet, do you watch wolfshirt?
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Post by: anigentleman on August 26, 2007 09:32 PM
wolf shit
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Post by: Dagolith on August 26, 2007 11:03 PM
wow, your a douche, you don't even know what were talking about. Also, thats a stupid joke.
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Post by: rtil on August 27, 2007 12:10 AM
now he's the angry video game nerd instead of the angry nintendo nerd cuz he got a bigtime contract with gametrailers.com!!!!!!!!!!
what's worse about him is all the people trying to copy him now
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Post by: W.A.C. on August 27, 2007 04:07 AM
Quote from: rtilnow he's the angry video game nerd instead of the angry nintendo nerd cuz he got a bigtime contract with gametrailers.com!!!!!!!!!!
what's worse about him is all the people trying to copy him now

It'll only get worse now. Screw Attack is now holding a contest where people make their own video reviews.

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Expect both YouTube and GameTrailers to be flooded with horrible AVGN ripoff videos.
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Post by: rtil on August 27, 2007 07:21 AM
oh my god no
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Post by: Animegamer on August 27, 2007 10:10 AM
I still like most of his reviews.
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Post by: redmongoose on August 27, 2007 10:51 AM
what is LP?
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Post by: Blordow on August 27, 2007 11:11 AM
Funny thing is this guy complains about games made well over 15 years ago. Technology nowadays has gotten better if you haven't noticed you dumb piece of angry video game nerd shit
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Post by: rtil on August 28, 2007 08:59 PM
and he purposely picks games that have long been known for being horrible
like in this one, custer's revenge is considered one of the worst games of all time, we already know that thanks
now if he really wanted to raise some heads he should take a game like ocarina of time and diss it like it's the worst game ever for 15 minutes with that motormouth of his
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Post by: Necronomitr0n on August 28, 2007 10:06 PM
Quote from: REDMONGOOSEwhat is LP?
It stands for long play, a type of record for use on a turntable.

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Post by: Dagolith on August 29, 2007 12:40 AM
^no, no it's not. What I meant by "LP" was "Let's play" meaning someone who records them self playing a game, and making commentary. Now i know you all are going to think it's "GAY" but i don't care because angry Nintendo nerd sucks compared to most good LPers (People who make the LP's).
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Post by: redmongoose on August 29, 2007 12:59 AM
how do you record the gameplay?
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Post by: Dagolith on August 29, 2007 01:25 AM
just a program that records your actions on the computer.

Example (http://www.dailymotion.com/WolfShirtLP/video/3257283)
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Post by: Miro on August 29, 2007 02:16 AM
that guy could use more Flavor Flav in his life
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Post by: W.A.C. on August 30, 2007 05:01 AM
Quote from: BlordowFunny thing is this guy complains about games made well over 15 years ago. Technology nowadays has gotten better if you haven't noticed you dumb piece of angry video game nerd shit
I don't see what's so bad about bashing older games. Even though technology has gotten better, that doesn't mean the games have gotten better. There are some games on the Super Nintendo that I would consider far superior to over 99.9% of the game released within the last ten years. Some games just age extremely well and some games has aged very poorly. Not only that but he has obviously played a lot of horrible games in the past and there's no harm in him bashing them. In some games, it's pretty much a situation of "what the hell were the game designers thinking?"

Look at the Silver Surfer review for example. That game is fucking horrible. You can't touch a single thing without dying. It doesn't matter how far technology has gone, it has to do with the fact how stupid the game designers were when designing it. Only a dumbass would have designed and released a game like that with it's results. I played that game on an emulator and it's a shame the game designers were so fucking stupid. That game could have been a classic. Instead, the game is the most unfair and unforgiving game I have ever played. It's not because of technology limits, it's because the game designers did some really horrible decisions with that game. The Angry Video Game Nerd is completely right in the review for the game and I would recommend watching it if you haven't.

Quote from: rtiland he purposely picks games that have long been known for being horrible
like in this one, custer's revenge is considered one of the worst games of all time, we already know that thanks
It's not like he dedicated the whole episode to that one game. The only Atari porn game he mentioned in that episode that I knew about was Cluster's Revenge. Skipping the most popular Atari porn game just because everybody already knew about it's existance would have made the episode feel less complete.

Quote from: rtilnow if he really wanted to raise some heads he should take a game like ocarina of time and diss it like it's the worst game ever for 15 minutes with that motormouth of his
He probably likes that game so I doubt he would dedicate a whole episode towards bashing it.
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Post by: Animegamer on August 30, 2007 05:39 PM
Get a TV out card and plug it into a DVD recorder.

There are also a few built in record devices, google it.
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Post by: psi43 on August 30, 2007 06:26 PM
A while back that guy made a video, saying that he knows that he only picks on bad games and points out shit everyone knows already, and he tries to find even more stuff. It's all for entertainment purposes and I like some of his videos.
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Post by: rtil on August 30, 2007 08:51 PM
Quote from: W.A.C.
Quote from: rtiland he purposely picks games that have long been known for being horrible
like in this one, custer's revenge is considered one of the worst games of all time, we already know that thanks
It's not like he dedicated the whole episode to that one game. The only Atari porn game he mentioned in that episode that I knew about was Cluster's Revenge. Skipping the most popular Atari porn game just because everybody already knew about it's existance would have made the episode feel less complete.
thing is though, i've heard of all of those games, and anyone who knew about the atari 2600 knew about its horrible porn games. they've been made fun of since the date of their existence
he's recycling recycled material, but he's allowed to say rich and tasteful words like "fuck", so now it's funny, right?

Quote from: W.A.C.
Quote from: rtilnow if he really wanted to raise some heads he should take a game like ocarina of time and diss it like it's the worst game ever for 15 minutes with that motormouth of his
He probably likes that game so I doubt he would dedicate a whole episode towards bashing it.
uh , yeah you're missing the point
everyone likes it
so bashing it for the hell of it would be hilarious because it would piss off everyone in all their reverence of zelda games
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Post by: W.A.C. on August 30, 2007 11:42 PM
Quote from: rtilthing is though, i've heard of all of those games, and anyone who knew about the atari 2600 knew about its horrible porn games. they've been made fun of since the date of their existence
he's recycling recycled material, but he's allowed to say rich and tasteful words like "fuck", so now it's funny, right?

I actually own an Atari. >_> If all he did was just say the f-bomb a bunch of times, he wouldn't be very funny. A lot of people find him hysterical and I can see why. Before switching to GameTrailers, I can honestly say he was probably the funniest uploader to ever hit YouTube. I don't understand why some people bash him so much. I can understand not liking his videos but it's not like he has an ego like Legendary Frog or anyone like that.

Quote from: rtiluh , yeah you're missing the point
everyone likes it
so bashing it for the hell of it would be hilarious because it would piss off everyone in all their reverence of zelda games
Maybe that could be an April Fools episode but I can't imagine it being pulled off well.
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Post by: anigentleman on August 30, 2007 11:48 PM
Quote from: W.A.C.
Quote from: rtilthing is though, i've heard of all of those games, and anyone who knew about the atari 2600 knew about its horrible porn games. they've been made fun of since the date of their existence
he's recycling recycled material, but he's allowed to say rich and tasteful words like "fuck", so now it's funny, right?

I can honestly say he was probably the funniest uploader to ever hit YouTube.

AHEM

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Quote from: rtiluh , yeah you're missing the point
everyone likes it
so bashing it for the hell of it would be hilarious because it would piss off everyone in all their reverence of zelda games
Maybe that could be an April Fools episode but I can't imagine it being pulled off well.

no it would be funny any time because pissing people off is funny
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Post by: trent bortknob on August 31, 2007 12:15 AM
W.A.C is really dumb

and so is anigen
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Post by: rtil on August 31, 2007 01:13 AM
Quote from: W.A.C.
Quote from: rtilthing is though, i've heard of all of those games, and anyone who knew about the atari 2600 knew about its horrible porn games. they've been made fun of since the date of their existence
he's recycling recycled material, but he's allowed to say rich and tasteful words like "fuck", so now it's funny, right?

I actually own an Atari. >_> If all he did was just say the f-bomb a bunch of times, he wouldn't be very funny. A lot of people find him hysterical and I can see why. Before switching to GameTrailers, I can honestly say he was probably the funniest uploader to ever hit YouTube. I don't understand why some people bash him so much. I can understand not liking his videos but it's not like he has an ego like Legendary Frog or anyone like that.

Quote from: rtiluh , yeah you're missing the point
everyone likes it
so bashing it for the hell of it would be hilarious because it would piss off everyone in all their reverence of zelda games
Maybe that could be an April Fools episode but I can't imagine it being pulled off well.
the funniest person on youtube is daxflame hands down and it would be the best april fools ever he'd probably get murdered by a group of his ANGRY fans
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Post by: Necronomitr0n on August 31, 2007 02:01 AM
Quote from: taylorW.A.C is really dumb
Nice way to treat the newcomers there Taylor
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Post by: Dagolith on August 31, 2007 02:19 AM
he treats everyone that way, why would he treat them different? I'm against segregation.
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Post by: anigentleman on August 31, 2007 03:47 AM
Quote from: taylorand so is anigen

cant have a taylor bortner post without the word anigen thrown in there somewhere
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Post by: KingDavid on September 1, 2007 07:00 PM
What was buried years ago should stay buried
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Post by: Dagolith on September 1, 2007 11:20 PM
Quote from: KingDavidWhat was buried years ago should stay buried
what the fuck are you even referring to? Atari? Nintendo? and since when were either of those "buried"?
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Post by: Miro on September 2, 2007 03:01 AM
uhh my Atari's buried
but not by choice,
more like, by gravity
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Post by: Necronomitr0n on September 2, 2007 04:01 AM
Over 1,000,000 copies of E.T. for the Atari system were crushed, buried and cemented over in the New Mexico desert

How's that for burying a system