a game hyped up before the ps3 even came out and it has everything that's wrong with video games today
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-z8BYqJSCM
[size=]JASON[/size]
...because holding a child's hand these days is strictly prohibited...
for a game thats supposed to be all character driven and emotional, the voice acting is too bad to take seriously
this isnt a game its an interactive movie
barely interactive too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDioUN9GsgQ
actually i think this will come out nicely, i enjoyed this studio's other 2 games quite a bit
I agree with Jeinu.
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html in sigs? hahaha forget it bro
i dont really get the point of the game. how do you win? is the game just a bunch of gay situations that occur that you have to deal with?
Quote from: shurai dont really get the point of the game. how do you win? is the game just a bunch of gay situations that occur that you have to deal with?
The idea is to get the most points by collecting red balloons and jumping in front of cars.
I appreciate this new different aproach to a game (Ive never seen dramatic storytelling in a game, at least not in this form) but it looks waaaaay too much like a movie in a bad way
in fact, if this was a movie it probably would be a pretty cliche/shitty movie.
this is the kind of game thats either going to end up being really really good or really really bad : wile :
uh the only reason i made this post was to post these : wile : : wile : : wile :: wile :: wile :: wile :: wile :: wile :: wile :: wile :: wile :: wile :
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Quote from: Malthis is the kind of game thats either going to end up being really really good or really really bad : wile :
uh the only reason i made this post was to post these : wile : : wile : : wile :: wile :: wile :: wile :: wile :: wile :: wile :: wile :: wile :: wile :
: wile :
God whenever I see a clown talking to a little boy, I always fear rape... and with the dead expressions on these guys, it just reinforces it :S
Quote from: Jeinuactually i think this will come out nicely, i enjoyed this studio's other 2 games quite a bit
jseed is really gay and really gay to have made this thread. "everything wrong with video games" what the fuck is wrong with you? it's an adventure game, and maybe instead of basing your opinion of the game on one gameplay video you should play the demo of chop your dick offf
based on the footage though it does look amazingly stupid
yea because of the quality of voice acting and how wide they open their damn mouths sometimes, but it doesn't make sense to judge a game solely on its non-interactive elements
Quote from: Billyyea because of the quality of voice acting and how wide they open their damn mouths sometimes, but it doesn't make sense to judge a game solely on its non-interactive elements
the trailer tells me everything i want to know
3 minutes of uncanny valley = 20 hours of uncanny valley
lmfao
Well it is French.
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play fahrenheit
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Yes. I liked Indigo Prophecy, but it kind of got ridiculous towards the end.
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lookin' good
http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/carla-sex-scene/41890 (http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/carla-sex-scene/41890)
quick time events
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it's a lot more high def in real life
omg i did not know we had new smilies what a lovely surprise
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this looks like a good movie when does it come out on wii???
Quote from: Billyhttp://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/carla-sex-scene/41890 (http://www.gametrailers.com/user-movie/carla-sex-scene/41890)
nothing says porn like fucking a corpse.
wow, the voice acting and aniamtion are top notch. I liked the clown
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nothing says porn like fucking a corpse.
hooray for blocky ps2 era breasts with no sense of physics
Quote from: Malyeah its much better when they jiggle everywhere unrealistically
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that game still has better graphics than most crap coming out these days
which is pretty fuckin pathetic.
and about 90% of those are wii games
;poll: isnt the wii the WORST thing to happen to video game EVER
graphics are overrated
Quote from: rtilhtml in sigs? hahaha forget it bro
psi was able to pull it off before
hey hey hey hey hey this topic is now a poll
well now it's a coyote ^
It could either be really good, or really awful. I don't know about those Quick Time Events...
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psi was able to pull it off before
when
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Quote from: rtilQuote from: LQuote from: rtilhtml in sigs? hahaha forget it bro
psi was able to pull it off before
when
a month ago when he had that hamster sig
that was what that giant jumble of fake html from my sig before was based off of cause i tried to do it and it didnt work
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psi was able to pull it off before
when
a month ago when he had that hamster sig
that was what that giant jumble of fake html from my sig before was based off of cause i tried to do it and it didnt work
no it was an embedded swf
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Well, ok its getting well received
http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/...?q=heavy%20rain (http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/ps3/heavyrain?q=heavy%20rain)
Its ratings range from 100 to 70
it definitely doesnt seem like the game to BUY, but Im sure Ill check it out some time
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lookin' good
lmfao
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oh you perv!
oh wait that interesting......that make me feel guilty.
By the way i used to love the way he scream [size=]JASON[/size].
the game look's hard regarding on adult's life.....
but i don't say it will be bad!
mad meat is mad with meat
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oh wait that interesting......that make me feel guilty.
lmao killerdoll i am so glad you still post here
never change
sooo yeah I tried out the demo, I like it, but the parts with holding numerous buttons to do something so fucking simple kind of detracts from it. I had to hold 3 buttons to slide through a creavase, and had to hold like every fucking button down to climb up a muddy hill.
the QTEs aren't so bad, I like how the fights are entire QTEs and depending if you get it or not, results in something different happening in the fight.
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game is an automatic pile of shit
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aw sheet
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game is an automatic pile of shit
the QTEs work pretty well the only way it could make the game suck is if you're not fast enough to push a button/ move the controller in the 3 seconds it gives you
Honestly I wouldn't have it any other way
i didnt play enough games when qte's became stale
also I dont have xbox/ps3
Quote from: lenkabiscaQuote from: BluPhoeniX7QTEs
game is an automatic pile of shit
I DONT SEE how qte's are so shitty but as i said I really havent played that many games with them
ALSO the game looks fun in a dating sim way not a "LOOK at the explosions" way
the good thing about the QTEs are that if you miss one of them, you don't automatically die like in RE4 or Tomb Raider: Legend.
the bad thing about QTE is that they are fucking GAY
i love QTEs
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heavy rain comes out tomorrow
if you get it tell me how it is storywise anyways
its getting rave reviews i want to know whats all the hype about
I'm going to be the gay one here and say that it looks like an alright game. Watched the demo on 4PlayerPodcast and so far it's not what I was expecting. The game challenges you by introducing "weaknesses" to the characters (one example would be that the private investigator suffers asthma and has attacks at random, crippling the controls in the middle of intense situations).
i hope its better than fahrenheit, which was a good game the first half, then there were way too many quicktime events and the story went so far up its own ass
i am getting this for ps3 tomorrow i am excited !! i will let you know how it goes
Quote from: lenkabiscaQuote from: Mad Meatoh you perv!
oh wait that interesting......that make me feel guilty.
lmao killerdoll i am so glad you still post here
never change
you are so lovely, cookie
I'll rent it whenever possible, and then this can be moved into uncle tom's 'debate' forum
a review!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1GtIkG7sDU
Quote from: chickeninteractive movie
Quote from: dillybara review!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1GtIkG7sDU
That was a really good review. Now I'm not so sad that I sold my PS3.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1GtIkG7sDU
That was a really good review. Now I'm not so sad that I sold my PS3.
wait what? you got rid of it that fast?
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nogaems.
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That was a really good review. Now I'm not so sad that I sold my PS3.
wait what? you got rid of it that fast?
Yea pretty much no games... It's been a few months. lol
I played most of the Exclusives and liked most of them, but then everything else I had on my 360 so... it's gone.
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the only reason i'd get a ps3 is for mgs4 which ive already played on my brothers ps3
for the record it was fantastic and one of the most beautiful storylines ever
http://www.destructoid.com/why-heavy-rain-...ht-165034.phtml (http://www.destructoid.com/why-heavy-rain-proves-ebert-right-165034.phtml)
it's still a decent adventure game though
Quote from: dillybara review!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1GtIkG7sDU
thanks for the gameplay, i don't take too seriously what the guy say.
Quote from: Billyhttp://www.destructoid.com/why-heavy-rain-...ht-165034.phtml (http://www.destructoid.com/why-heavy-rain-proves-ebert-right-165034.phtml)
it's still a decent adventure game though
destructoid is mostly talking crap when it come to review.
Jim sterling gave it a 7. while they did the lowest score on metacritic
Billy that review is stupid
Sorry!
http://www.destructoid.com/deadly-premonit...in-165288.phtml (http://www.destructoid.com/deadly-premonition-is-blatantly-better-than-heavy-rain-165288.phtml)
"Both games feature quick-time-events. Both games offer choices to the player. Both games have PS2-era graphics."
nope. pretty confident you couldnt get either to run on a ps2.
"Heavy Rain costs $60 and it plays itself for you half the fucking time."
probably because of how slow paced DP is
"1.The Origami killer only picks on ten-year-old boys. That's not a threat to me. I could kick the shit out of a little boy. What's so scary about that? In fact, I fucking hate kids. More of them should be drowned in rainwater. How is he a credible villain when he's doing the world a service?
2.Origami isn't scary. Ooh, fuck, he's going to give me a paper cut! Please. Folding paper is the kind of think an autistic would do.
3.The Raincoat Killer has orange glowing eyes. This is terrifying of course.
4.When the Raincoat Killer is revealed, it doesn't feel as if we were lied to by intellectually dishonest developers for the better part of six hours, just to force the most contrived curve ball in videogame history."
ok, this is where im starting to think this review is a joke.
"It's a basic scientific fact that professional game reviewers judge titles based on what platform they are on and use no other basis for their judgment. This is obviously why I despise Heavy Rain and love Deadly Premonition. DP is on the Xbox 360 which is a system that I routinely ejaculate onto, inside, and around, because I find it erotic and it makes my penis feel nice and spray cocksnot everywhere."
yeah, im pretty sure he's joking.
"Simple fact: The PS3 is shit, and all its games are shit, and anybody who even thinks about buying a PS3 is made out of shit and has shit for a head and brain. All games developed for it are bad, unless they are multiplatform games, in which case only the XBox 360 version is good. Also, Blu-ray is for gays."
ok, he'd BETTER be joking.
http://xbox360.ign.com/dor/objects/761567/...s_092107_1.html (http://xbox360.ign.com/dor/objects/761567/marvelous-interactive-project/videos/rainywoods_092107_1.html)
Coming 2008
Quote from: BluPhoeniX7ok, this is where im starting to think this review is a joke.
oh my fucking god.
Man this game sucks I think ill just stick to super mario 64 that never failed me
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oh my fucking god.
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pretty much.
Not only is the voice acting terrible, but the first two phalanges of his fingers disappeared when he was searching his pockets. I take this to mean, in the universe of that game, it is possible for you pockets to eat your fingers. That's about as real as gum that chews you, or something along those lines. I'm not great with analogies.