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so we've all been to good concerts before (or maybe we haven't but hey)

but some bands just fuckin suck live and that's a fact

what's the worst show you've ever been to?

when i was 15 i think i was 15 anyway my friends and i were 15 so we liked linkin park so we saw linkin park at the aroma of tacoma dome play with p.o.d, hoobastank and some other terrible band. they all sucked, couldn't sing, p.o.d's equipment didnt work for half their set, and even at that age i cringed at the sound of hoobastank to begin with. it was mediocrity in its purest form and even though i can think of more talentless performances this one just stands out in my mind.

lets see anyone beat that combination of bad music

i went to a concert by some shity rapper it was really gay
all he did was how all the ladies were feeling and how madcool he is when performin
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Chris angel came to mexico once and i went to see it and i still want my money back. all f the tricks were fuckin lame and obvious and the guy sorta started to fly around the stage with some ropes n shit it sucked.
i can perform better tricks than he does

oh srry you meant shows as in bands well i went to see these fags
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NWifkcL-xE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NWifkcL-xE)

and oh suprise it sucked. All modern bands sound like shit in person.

Quote from: emanAll modern bands sound like shit in person.

no

i've been to lots of really bad local shows (and some really good ones too)

but by far some of the worst performance i've seen wasthis cover band that did half assed lamb of god and rage against the machine covers, and when they tried to do an original song it was just awful

oh and i went to a coheed/heaven and hell concert but i left after coheed was done and before heaven and hell finished.

I was once standing in line for a movie, and in the adjacent park, there was this sort of country singer who I'd say was the worst I'd ever heard. His guitar wasn't tuned properly and he had a terrible voice, way too high pitched and he sounded like he was trying to fake a southern accent while singing (It turned out he was when he stopped singing)  

I remember there was this one song he sang where there was a part where he sang "When it's peach-picking time/in Georgia/It's gal-picking time/for me."

all the live shows i've been to were good

but when i saw ed palermo's frank zappa tribute band thing, this one guy who was singing "yo cats" fucked up on the verses a lot
thank god napoleon brock murphy saved the day!!!!

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lmao what a nice shirt to wear on nickelodeon

i went to the high school battle of the bands and it was so terrible but that's to be expected

the only good band got 2nd place one of the mediocre bands got 1st and some of talentless shit got 3rd

the rest were really bad and i can show you guys vids if you want because they're really hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olcrboA5hFg

i'm actually in this video (it's from when i had straight hair) im the one at the bottom with my hand on my face

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1-FIdMphgk

the only shows i've been to are local shows in austin, and those were mostly all really good (live music capital... etc)

except !!! for this one show that was comprised of high school students. they had a cool sounding name like el torcho or something, but they sounded really awful because no one could sing and the drummer was offbeat and the guitarist kept tryin to do solos/rifts in between every verse

actually it was kinda funny now that i think about it

once i saw gwen stefani and black eyed peas in concert (they were touring together) and they were fantastic, but as an opener they had daddy yankee  
it was baaaaaaaaaad

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bone thugs n harmony came to my school for the special event of the year and all they did was get drunk and play beats they didn't write and every once in a while rap for 15 seconds

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you mean the sexi lady?

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a shitty lil battle of da bands where half the acts were christian deathcore
i didnt know whether to laugh or cry

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you mean the sexi lady?

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yes

i havent been to many concerts but there was this one 80s cover band who were almost as bad as these guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkMWdI2IKiw

my sister's christmas recitals

painfully boring, and my dad took away my gameboy every time

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you mean the sexi lady?

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yes

ok !

I saw The Mighty Mighty Bosstones in West Virginia during the Warped tour a few years ago! It was pretty great but Dicky kept running out of breath from yelling too much... I was a little disappointed that one of my favorite bands EVER wasn't as good as I had hoped...

It was during Warped tour so I saw a bunch of shitty little bands, and some really great ones. Linkin Park was pretty good, Snoop was alright, and I really enjoyed Less Than Jake.

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dammit YES
sasha you one of the few girls both on and offline ive ever seen that do not like daddy yankee.
Wich I consider a very positive thing

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dammit YES
sasha you one of the few girls both on and offline ive ever seen that do not like daddy yankee.
Wich I consider a very positive thing

what does being a girl have to do with it

u sleazy sack of shit

idk all girls in my town seem to like reaggeton and shit like that while i despise it like i should

the only bad band I've seen is Suicide Silence and they were an opener for Slayer.

my chemical romance was pretty good live

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...They do

umm i went to a metal concert once and i can confirm that robHalford has shit taste in music

dimmu borgir
cannibal corpse
some other shit bands that all sucked

finally settled

Trans-Siberian Orchestra is good live obviously, but if you dont know "wut a trans-siberian orchestra is" :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMz255Poegc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMz255Poegc)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMIeuYmnswk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMIeuYmnswk)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV7pZLmC7YA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV7pZLmC7YA)

Even though it is metal Christmas music and alot of people would find that an oxy moron because of the badass but good hypocrisy that some metal fags extract out of their bigotry they are actually just amazing and always get me in the mood for winter.

Quote from: big_berthaumm i went to a metal concert once and i can confirm that robHalford has shit taste in music

dimmu borgir
cannibal corpse
some other shit bands that all sucked

You're really going out on a limb there. Dimmu are hit and miss and Cannibal Corpse are devoid of any creativity.