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Title: Coffee.
Post by: MarcK on January 23, 2010 07:29 PM
I need some energy because I need to get work done. I'm a huge coffee pussy and usually get sick whenever I drink any sort of espresso. I had a drink with 2 shots of it and was almost vomiting afterward.

Me being a sensitive faggot to espresso and pretty bad with all normal coffee encounters I've had (folger's, mcdonald's, dunkin donuts, starbucks vending frappuchino), I need some recommendations on a pick-me-up thing. Energy Drinks like Monster, Red Bull and No Fear are either hard to come by or have the shittiest types. 5 hour energy seems like an odd thing to take. Caffeinated drinks hold no effect on me except make me thirstier afterward. If you guys know some nice drink they serve at seattle's best or have taken 5 hour energy, a recommendation would be nice.
Title: Coffee.
Post by: emanhattan on January 23, 2010 07:35 PM
Im not really into cofee but I do consume a lot of starbux
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Post by: Philip K Dick on January 23, 2010 07:36 PM
Quote from: MarcKI\\\'m a huge pussy and

Me being a sensitive faggot

try cyanide
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Post by: MarcK on January 23, 2010 07:37 PM
Quote from: Uncle Tom
Quote from: MarcKI'm a huge pussy and

Me being a sensitive faggot

try cyanide
ffffuck your context!!!!
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Post by: The Good Ole Ant on January 23, 2010 07:49 PM
i just use caffiene pills every once in a blue moon
otherwise i just run on raw power
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Post by: Daveb0t on January 23, 2010 08:18 PM
wow what a GAY topic
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Post by: RobHalford on January 23, 2010 09:26 PM
You don't need caffeine for energy. Your problem is most likely motivation or sleep deprivation.
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Post by: The Good Ole Ant on January 23, 2010 10:07 PM
Quote from: RobHalfordYou don't need caffeine for energy. You problem is most likely motivation or sleep deprivation.

this is my problem only on the weekends because everything happens in the afternoon/evening
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Post by: CVG on January 23, 2010 11:43 PM
I once stayed up too late doing a class project and had only 3 hours of sleep until its presentation in class. In a completely dead haze I resorted to trying a 5 hour energy called HEADSHOT. This is perhaps the worst thing you could take that's legal in the states....It truly messed me up. Not only did I stay awake all day, but I didn't eat anything (lost appetite), I drew like 7 pages of drawings, half a painting, and produced a 2 minute animation and I was still running by 11pm that night! X_X but the minute my head hit the pillow I passed out and slept for like 10-12 hours and nothing (not even my alarm) could wake me. Seriously it's the first and last time I will ever try this toxic thing....I suggest using it only in an emergency situation haha. I should note I drink soda and coffee of a regular basis so the fact it did this to me (I have a high tolerance to caffeine) is probably going to be 100x times worse to a person who doesn't take caffeine at all.


Btw you'll notice this thing is very small. Only 4fl oz! Its like the size of a lipstick holder.
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Post by: The Good Ole Ant on January 24, 2010 12:34 AM
mmmm apple slammm :9
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Post by: MarcK on January 24, 2010 01:19 AM
Quote from: RobHalfordYou don't need caffeine for energy. Your problem is most likely motivation or sleep deprivation.
A bit of both. Sleep deprivation is a problem that energy can assist though. Trying 7 hour energy out also gave me a placebo effect of motivation, so I got my work done and yay.

Quote from: CVGI once stayed up too late doing a class project and had only 3 hours of sleep until its presentation in class. In a completely dead haze I resorted to trying a 5 hour energy called HEADSHOT. This is perhaps the worst thing you could take that's legal in the states....It truly messed me up. Not only did I stay awake all day, but I didn't eat anything (lost appetite), I drew like 7 pages of drawings, half a painting, and produced a 2 minute animation and I was still running by 11pm that night! X_X but the minute my head hit the pillow I passed out and slept for like 10-12 hours and nothing (not even my alarm) could wake me. Seriously it's the first and last time I will ever try this toxic thing....I suggest using it only in an emergency situation haha. I should note I drink soda and coffee of a regular basis so the fact it did this to me (I have a high tolerance to caffeine) is probably going to be 100x times worse to a person who doesn't take caffeine at all.


Btw you'll notice this thing is very small. Only 4fl oz! Its like the size of a lipstick holder.
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The small energy shot I took today tasted like rancid rat piss. I'm feeling like I'm at the crashing point about 4 and a half hours after taking it when it was labeled 7 hour energy with no crashes. I am also very caffeine tolerant (hence my lack of noticable energy drink reaction). I should definitely try headshot. It looks pretty nice for weekend work. Maybe they sprinkle aderall into it. I have to try all of these things at least once to see if one's just damnded effective.
Title: Coffee.
Post by: shura on January 24, 2010 01:35 AM
i'm usually pretty perky and energized naturally, and caffeine for some reason just makes me sluggish and sleepy. i often take caffeine pills as a substitute for sleeping pills. The only energy supplement that actually works for me is a b-vitamin complex. 5hr energy is great

or if coffee has too much caffeine i guess you could just drink tea i dunno
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Post by: Greenkitten on January 24, 2010 01:55 AM
Black Black chewing gum. It has caffeine in it.
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Post by: ansel on January 24, 2010 02:16 AM
Quote from: MagyarBlack Black chewing gum. It has caffeine in it.

black black motherfucking triple high tech chewing gum
oh hell yes i bought some of this shit once, it was awesome but the menthol burned my nostrils

anyway caffeine/coffee is shitty and anytime anyone says they 'need their coffee' i snicker to myself
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Post by: Crabarms on January 24, 2010 02:49 AM
I need to drink more water
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Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on January 24, 2010 03:03 AM
diet coke
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Post by: dilly on January 24, 2010 03:17 AM
the venti white chocolate mochas at starbucks always wakes me up. i'm not a fan of a strong coffee taste, but the white mocha actually tastes very sweet if made right.

i've never had seattle's best because the only place they have it here is in border's bookstores.
Title: Coffee.
Post by: emanhattan on January 24, 2010 03:33 AM
Whoa people wait a minute
if youre having trouble with that night that you didnt sleep because you had to do a project or study for your finals theres arguably not a better solution

than this
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these mother fuckers taste like shit but will guarantee you 2 hours of being awake. Use them wisely. I know I do.

AS FOR MY FAVORITE COFEE well everytime i go to starbucks I order a good ol hot white chocolate moka. BEST in town. also guarantees like 2 hours of awakeness.
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Post by: psi43 on January 24, 2010 03:35 AM
i used to drink a can of black pure coffee every morning for about a year

don't do that anymore and for some reason i don't need to anymore either, cause even without it i'm still energized.
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Post by: Necronomitr0n on January 24, 2010 05:11 AM
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what the hell is that i've never even heard of this shit
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Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on January 24, 2010 06:04 AM
Quote from: dvvebbbsiuowow what a GAY topic
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Post by: Necronomitr0n on January 24, 2010 06:13 AM
oh i see pepsi kick is only sold in latin america fuck that shit
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Post by: MarcK on January 24, 2010 06:13 AM
Quote from: dillybarthe venti white chocolate mochas at starbucks always wakes me up. i'm not a fan of a strong coffee taste, but the white mocha actually tastes very sweet if made right.

i've never had seattle's best because the only place they have it here is in border's bookstores.
Yeah I only see seattles best in other franchises like my school and borders. its the only coffee shop here though, so whatever.

Quote from: emanWhoa people wait a minute
if youre having trouble with that night that you didnt sleep because you had to do a project or study for your finals theres arguably not a better solution

than this
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these mother fuckers taste like shit but will guarantee you 2 hours of being awake. Use them wisely. I know I do.

AS FOR MY FAVORITE COFEE well everytime i go to starbucks I order a good ol hot white chocolate moka. BEST in town. also guarantees like 2 hours of awakeness.
I've never even heard of that. Maybe it's not FDA approved in america or something.

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Title: Coffee.
Post by: emanhattan on January 24, 2010 06:17 AM
well my point is that thing is like 70% caffeine
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Post by: MarcK on January 24, 2010 06:21 AM
wow, it must taste even worse than the usual pepsi cola.
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Post by: rtil on January 24, 2010 09:28 AM
it seems like sasha is the only person who has said this but caffeine/energy whatever drinks just slow me down. i get 15 minutes of hyperness and then i feel sick and tired. i haven't had anything caffeinated for years now, i think if you just get in the habit of staying up late and sleeping less your body will adjust to it. when i was in school i usually got 3-5 hours of sleep every night, as long as you sleep in on one of the weekends you should be fine. no need to start using caffeine as a crutch, or else you'll end up having to drink it or face a migraine every day like most people in coffee-obsessed seattle
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Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on January 24, 2010 09:33 AM
coffee makes me shaky and sleep
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Post by: MarcK on January 24, 2010 03:43 PM
I only plan on using caffeine when I have shit to do and feel groggy as I tend to on weekends. once a week at most. I've never really had caffeine to start the day ever, It just happens to pop up in my daily life so it doesn't effect me very much.

But yeah, dependance on coffee would SUUUCKKK
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Post by: The Good Ole Ant on January 24, 2010 04:29 PM
most of my friends from high school were coffee dependent and fittingly the majority of them were not very lively!
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Post by: MarcK on January 24, 2010 05:03 PM
that's never good. it's like wearing glasses to see.
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Post by: ansel on January 24, 2010 05:06 PM
Quote from: MarcKthat's never good. it's like wearing glasses to see.

no it's not
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Post by: MarcK on January 24, 2010 05:22 PM
it seems that way.
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Post by: texas on January 24, 2010 05:29 PM
how is it like that
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Post by: MarcK on January 24, 2010 05:57 PM
well you need an assisting object to live in a normal state. Without glasses some people live impaired, without coffee when you're dependent you seem to have a fugly exhaustion. Granted how people get impaired vision versus caffeine dependence can be entirely different but aid for it looks similar to me.
i dunno.
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Post by: GeneralIvan on January 24, 2010 06:15 PM
I had some fantastic coffee at IHOP last night, until I realized it was really hot coca. Still good though.
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Post by: The Good Ole Ant on January 24, 2010 06:34 PM
So since the surgery, how's that ghost limb
Hey man, say man have you been rubbin' your nub
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Post by: DrRumack on January 24, 2010 08:54 PM
Quote from: MarcKwell you need an assisting object to live in a normal state. Without glasses some people live impaired, without coffee when you're dependent you seem to have a fugly exhaustion. Granted how people get impaired vision versus caffeine dependence can be entirely different but aid for it looks similar to me.
i dunno.
wearing glasses isnt anything like having a chemical dependance are you retarded

with glasses you actually need them to see and you needed them before you got them

with caffeine you just want it so it can wake you up and over time your body just becomes more dependant on it
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Post by: MarcK on January 24, 2010 09:04 PM
Quote from: MrScriblam
Quote from: MarcKwell you need an assisting object to live in a normal state. Without glasses some people live impaired, without coffee when you're dependent you seem to have a fugly exhaustion. Granted how people get impaired vision versus caffeine dependence can be entirely different but aid for it looks similar to me.
i dunno.
wearing glasses isnt anything like having a chemical dependance are you retarded

with glasses you actually need them to see and you needed them before you got them

with caffeine you just want it so it can wake you up and over time your body just becomes more dependant on it
yeah, I made a dumb comparison.
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Post by: Dailyman on January 25, 2010 12:54 AM
best part of waking up
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Post by: MarcK on January 25, 2010 03:17 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMkkQO5HUXM
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Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on January 26, 2010 12:13 AM
whenever i drink energy drinks i get really cold and get all shivery and my eyelids kinda spasm

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Post by: MarcK on January 26, 2010 03:41 AM
I just tried a starbucks vanilla frappuchino from a vending machine and actually DIDNT get sick! that's a big deal for me!
I then tried german coffee offered by german friend thinking I was on a roll and got german sick.
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Post by: Greenkitten on January 26, 2010 05:34 AM
Quote from: ansel
Quote from: MagyarBlack Black chewing gum. It has caffeine in it.

black black motherfucking triple high tech chewing gum
oh hell yes i bought some of this shit once, it was awesome but the menthol burned my nostrils

Nahhh, it was the "Hi-technical excellent taste and flavour" that got you.
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Post by: salutations on January 26, 2010 08:31 AM
lmao didn't someone ask me once how i function without energy drinks??? I think it was zeeb now that i recall

come up with some kind of schedule that allows you a normal amount of sleep and you should be okay
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Post by: dilly on January 26, 2010 03:13 PM
Quote from: MarcKI just tried a starbucks vanilla frappuchino from a vending machine and actually DIDNT get sick! that's a big deal for me!
The frappuchinos that comes in bottles are very good. If you can get the caramel ones, they're delicious.
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Post by: mexifry on January 26, 2010 03:19 PM
I drink straight drip coffee, but seeing as that makes you sick try out green tea. It's a different feel of pick-me-up compared to coffee and its relatively healthy for ya. And it tastes pretty good too.
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Post by: MarcK on January 26, 2010 05:03 PM
What I've tried of green tea wasn't very good, but they weren't good examples. I should try it out in better making.
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Post by: mexifry on January 26, 2010 06:48 PM
Chai Tea is alot really delicious if you generally don't like the taste of most teas because its more spice-like than herby.
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Post by: RobHalford on January 26, 2010 09:54 PM
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coffee?
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Post by: Necronomitr0n on January 26, 2010 11:29 PM
bigass deviantart watermark
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Post by: redmongoose on January 29, 2010 12:58 AM
sprite <-----best suggestion in whole thread yep
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Post by: The Good Ole Ant on January 29, 2010 01:02 AM
sprite is good shitttt
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Post by: redmongoose on January 29, 2010 01:25 AM
i love sprite
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Post by: big_bertha on January 29, 2010 01:25 AM
i suggest fentanyl cuz u literally will not give one fuck about anything afterwards
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Post by: spite on January 29, 2010 01:44 AM
spite is the best
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Post by: billy on January 29, 2010 11:16 AM
just fuckin eat the coffee beans
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Post by: DrRumack on January 30, 2010 08:14 AM
i always get sprite at restaurants and then get like 3 refills even if i dont want them

keeps me up man
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Post by: Casey Pixmintro on January 30, 2010 08:28 AM
Over the last few weeks I've gotten into the habit of drinking 12 oz caramel mochas almost every day. Not sure how this will end yet.
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Post by: cr0m on January 30, 2010 08:59 AM
caffeine is a joke 2 me amphetamines they work trus me
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Post by: MarcK on January 30, 2010 06:29 PM
I should try a CAFE MOCHA again except have it normal without 2 shots of espresso so maybe I wont vomit this time.
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Post by: dilly on January 30, 2010 10:46 PM
Quote from: MarcKI should try a CAFE MOCHA again except have it normal without 2 shots of espresso so maybe I wont vomit this time.
get lattes instead of mochas. they don't have any espresso in them unless you ask for it. mochas are just steamed milk with chocolate in them without the espresso.
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Post by: spite on January 31, 2010 05:20 AM
I just get hot chocolate
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Post by: big_bertha on January 31, 2010 01:36 PM
Quote from: MarcKI should try a CAFE MOCHA again except have it normal without 2 shots of espresso so maybe I wont vomit this time.
or u could stop bein a pussy lil bich fuck you
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Post by: ¿¿¿ on January 31, 2010 03:03 PM
i like to pretend that i like coffee
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Post by: dilly on January 31, 2010 07:42 PM
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Quote from: MarcKI should try a CAFE MOCHA again except have it normal without 2 shots of espresso so maybe I wont vomit this time.
or u could stop bein a pussy lil bich fuck you
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Post by: DrRumack on January 31, 2010 08:11 PM
ahahah dilly
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Post by: BluPhoenix on January 31, 2010 09:21 PM
Quote from: dillybar
Quote from: MarcKI just tried a starbucks vanilla frappuchino from a vending machine and actually DIDNT get sick! that's a big deal for me!
The frappuchinos that comes in bottles are very good. If you can get the caramel ones, they're delicious.
I forgot that Dilly's avatar fucking loves coffee

Also, caramel frappuchinos are awesome
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Post by: big_bertha on January 31, 2010 09:33 PM
Quote from: dillybar
Quote from: big_bertha
Quote from: MarcKI should try a CAFE MOCHA again except have it normal without 2 shots of espresso so maybe I wont vomit this time.
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Post by: spite on January 31, 2010 10:27 PM
splonch
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Post by: billy on February 1, 2010 12:37 AM
coffee tastes good you motherfuckers

u don't like coffee something wrong with you
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Post by: emanhattan on February 1, 2010 01:09 AM
i didnt like cofee until I was like 15
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Post by: rtil on February 1, 2010 01:09 AM
Quote from: Billycoffee tastes good
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Post by: cr0m on February 1, 2010 07:31 AM
Quote from: cr0mamphetamines they work trus me