Lenko presents
under the pseudonym "Jeff Blaine"
MYSTERY of
DONNINGTON
Creek!
"Five days. I haven't shaved in five days." Lenko's beard had been itching for five days because he had not shaved it and it was making him itch. The journey to Donnington creek had lasted 5 days, and Lenko had not been able to shave within those five days because of the lack of his fave razor on the ferry there. Along with his two co-partners Billy and Shad, he had just gotten to the wonderful Donnington Creek - a winter resort filled with exciting ruins and snowy mountains.
"May we remind each other why we are here" Lenko reminded the two as he reminded them why they were there.
"I'm here to get inspiration for my latest album" grinned ice-cool Shad, wearing two fox furred coats because it was, literally, very cold. Shad was a musician making an album and has come to Donnington Creek to get inspiration for his latest album. Wearing shades and headphones (with nothing connected to them), he starts making his bed in the 4-bed luxury lodge - why 4, you ask? Because there is yet to be another visitor - and she is female.
"I'm here to pound some babes, of course!" Billy jumped into the conversation from the shelf. Billy, a great man, was a revolutionary of his time, and would often introduce girls to their first trip to 'brown town'.
Lenko himself, was a suave English novelist and has nice teeth.
Suddenly, the trio heard a knock on the door.
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"What in the shitting crikey is that!" said Lenko.
What will Billy have for dinner?
A. Fish
B. Potato
C. Jelly Tots
Ha wow, B. Just a potato, nothin fancy about it.
b. because id love to see a potatoe with a lenko fa- i mean in your style
*potato
B potato.
Billy ate a potato - the potato was great!! However, it was raw, because as Lenko noticed, there was not a cooker.
"Fuck answering the door" smirked lenko. "I am going to play my favourite video game"
Lenko sat down on the couch, made of soft leather. He then removed his large parka. And then he put the parka on the floor. Lenko was wearing a 'One Piece' shirt depicting his favourite character, Sanji Banji, smoking a small cigarette. The couch was soft and leathery and felt pleasant on Lenko's immaculate, if hairy, buttocks. Lenko turned on his GameBoy Advance to conquer the 2nd dungeon of The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past. I lied, he didn't turn it on, because there was no batteries.
"Fuck, no fucking batteries" Lenko nonchalantly exclaimed to Billy Monks, who had just finished his apathetic raw potato.
"Lenko, I don't feel so good, I'm going to go to bed for an hour man. I really should have cooked this raw potato, or eaten a nice fish or some sweet adorable Jelly Tots. However, my stomach is sick, and so is my head - I'm going for a lay down in my bed for an hour man."
"Jesus fucking Christ. Now I have to answer the door anyways in order to go and get new batteries." Lenko snarled. It was customary for the trio to not actually do anything pertaining to the locale on their first day there, and Lenko just wanted to play Zelda. To add to the rage, Kanye West was on TV. Lenko HAD to get out of this house. And the remote was broken so he couldn't turn Kanye West off, and also the volume on the TV was stuck at maximum. That's when it hit Lenko.
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"That TV has been on before we came here."
What will Lenko Do?
A. Answer the Door
C. Climb out of the window to avoid answering the door
Z. Watch Kanye West on TV
c
z
A. could be a sexy lady out there
C.
sorry this needs more hentai
Quote from: Uncle Tomsorry this needs more hentai
vote and your choice may just lead to an erotic surprise for our protagonists!
I just got done reading some Dr. McNinja, so definitely B
wtf shad there is no B!
Haha what in the world
C. Climb out of the window to avoid answering the door
Z
A
they all suck, give me a 4th optionnnnnnn
no!
yes!
c because it could be a masked assailant
Lenko, desperate to not answer the door but also not listen to the awful auto-tune of Kanye West's vocal shenanigans, decided to take an emergency route out of the window. However, this presented a problem - Lenko had forgotten how to open windows, for he suffered from spontaneous amnesia.
"I need to solve this problem." said Lenko, staring at the ice-cold, transparent piece of glass that formed the window. The window he had to break (like many the heart of a girl on his journeys), in order to escape in comfort. Despite the fact he is expecting another guest, Lenko ha-
[size=]KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK[/size]
-Lenko had a phobia of not answering doors - possibly. Or maybe he just enjoyed the sound of knocking - human bone and flesh repeatedly banging on cold wood, truly symbolic of man's struggle against themselves.
Flustered and desperate, and paranoid that Shad or Billy would answer the door (despite both being busy, with Shad unpacking and Billy asleep), Lenko grabbed the TV and launched it at the window, smashing it into exactly 14,677 pieces. And now it was time to escape! Lenko leapt out of the window with all the grace and speed of a Lion - truly, this mighty brit was a majestic sight when in motion.
Landing in the cold snow, Lenko suddenly realised the error of his ways. "Oh shit, I left my parka in there. I'm fucking freezing already and I can't go round to the front because someone's there. Also, the window is too high for me to jump up - after all, I bounced off the sofa to launch myself through the frame."
Go into the village
C) Go to the front door and greet the guest
C)
Who could it be?!?!?!???
cuz
still no hentai wtf???????????
my dick is losing an inch every second I dont see hentai
if this does not stop it soon could go backwards
there will be hot hentai soon!
can i be in it
ok i vote because i trust you
omg rude! go answer the door B(
Quote from: sashaomg rude! go answer the door B(
swat im sayin
billy gotta get his knocker polished
Quote from: lenkabiscaLenko had forgotten how to open windows, for he suffered from spontaneous amnesia.
fuckin futurama ripoff FUCK YOU
i choose C
most definitely
I'm pretty sure I'd stop packing to answer the door.
While you're in the adventurous mood of spontaneity, why not see what the village is all about?
Eager to inspect the culture of Donnington Creek, which, by the way, is in Japan, Lenko stole a car and drove down there. After failing to park the car and crashing it into a lamp-post, he decided to go to the shop and bought 4 delicious cakes. "One for me, one for Shad and Billy, and two for me HEH" he smirked. Lenko grinned and his eyes looked seedily to the right (or optionally, the left).
The village was a nice Japanese province with some Austrian influence - it seemed like Austrians had built the snowboarding resort here. Lenko inspected the many shops, but couldn't find one with a sexy lady at the till.
Meanwhile, Billy awoke from his nap. "Man, that was a nightmare! I only shafted 2 girls in an hour - I didn't even jizz! Oh wait". After a bit of a cleanup from that embarrassing fiasco, Billy trundled downstairs on his portable scooter and munched on the "Kawaii Krunchies" that had been eerily supplied to the trio pre-arrival. "This cereal is very kawaii" Billy thought to himself. "It almost makes me want to watch Japanese anime..."
And without a moment of haste, Billy was eating even MORE Kawaii crunches and was using the Emergency Backup TV (that actually works also Kanye West is banned from the stations) to watch 'Pokemon Diamond and Pearl."
Billy found the appearance of 'Brock' very cool. He was neutral on the blue haired girl, and Ash made him feel nonchalant. However, the characters 'Team Rocket' appeared. Billy was very aroused by these beautiful specimens! Except the cat, that would just be weird.
"I'm gonna have to do it. I hope Shad is still making his bed"....Billy whipped out his thing and got ready to explode. But suddenly, the door opened!!! (Billy is partially deaf and could not hear the knocking).
Back in the village, Lenko was absent-mindedly looking for sexy shop girls, until he bumped into a large figure in a trenchcoat.
"Who are you, you don't look Japanese or Austrian. You another visitor?"
Sushi Surprises
Shoe Store
Mystery Store
because its the least interesting thing on the list THEREFORE something cool has to be there!!!
yeah like hentai
Obviously Lenko should visit the store because
If Red's any good at being a detective, he'll probably find you about the car so hurry up
sushi surprises because heh u know what i\\\'m talkin about i like to push that meat heh
that raw meat i\\\'ll eat it all day any day ladies holla atchu boy
Quote from: Billysushi surprises because heh u know what i'm talkin about i like to push that meat heh
that raw meat i'll eat it all day any day ladies holla atchu boy
lmao
cause I like the name* sushi surprises
because grin is the FUCKIN SPY
me voy a matar
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i need one more vote they're all equal atm!!
mystery store
sushi surprises cuz i'm bmunx
i havent read this thread yet im just waiting for lenko to post hentai
wild (chip) monks
mystery store!
Mystery Store
hahaha what a story lenk
Lenkpo decided to check out the Mystery Store, where all sorts of surprises lurked. As he began to enter this store, which was kitted out in 'mystery marks' that look like this "?", a man blocked him from entering, so technically, he didn't begin to enter the store in the first place.
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"Greetings!" said the man. "I am J-San. And welcome to my prestigious store of mysteries. Unfortunately I will have to ask you for ID. "
"Why"
"Because there is great evil afoot."
Going from Lenko's ID, J decided that he was not evil. "There has been a kid of under age 18 terrorizing the village and doing favours for the one known as "The Donnington Crocodile." said J, parting his gigantic hair halfway through the sentence, "I was just making sure you weren't him. That said, he is a stupid little baby height wise, whilst you are around 6'3!"
"Is the Donnington Crocodile anything like Sir Crocodile?" said Lenko, foolishly presuming that people over 21 know what 'One Piece' is.
"No, he is really bad!" said 56-year-old J-San.
Lenko turned around to see Detective Red inspecting the car he just crashed. "Can I like, go inside please."
"Certainly! And don't forget to say hello to my new employee! She's at the till."
Back at the shack, Billy turned around to see his unexpected guest!
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What will Billy do?
1. Say hello
2. Ask her why she didn't knock
3. Ignore her and watch Pokemon Diamond and Pearl
2
2
Definitely 2
2222
2
1 cuz dis is an excellent opportunity 4 pussy
4. hentai
2
Quote from: chicken4. hentai
ya
Quote from: Uncle TomQuote from: chicken4. hentai
ya
2 will net met he most hentai imo
why do you guys want hentai so badly
2
Quote from: Lwhy do you guys want hentai so badly
why do you NOT want hentai so badly??????????
Quote from: MrScriblamQuote from: Lwhy do you guys want hentai so badly
why do you NOT want hentai so badly??????????
piece of paper aint gonna suck my dic
that's what you think
Billy kept getting thoughts of pornography, but he had to stick with his choice. "May I ask you why you didn't knock? I'm pretty busy here" explained Billy Jebediah Monks as he zipped up his zip on his Levi's 501s. "You know, it's extremely rude to burst in on people like that. But seeing as U R A Q T, I'll let you off." Billy put on his shades and flashed a grin at the surprise guest, doing the 'chk-chk' thing.
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I did knock - over 100 times. There was just no answer, and I'm ever-so-cold and lonely....uguu......" said the girl, clad in a huge winter coat and a rather impractical, if eye-catching, short skirt. "By the way, my name is Rina, nice to meet you."
"Why not take a seat right next to B. Munx" offered the ladies' man of the trio. "I'll warm you right up." This saucy statement caused Rina to go into a blushing fit! "I......IIIII......I've been told by my dad that all boys are evil apart from my one true future husband.....he wants me to marry the rich guy from across the street named Chris! But I think you are much more handsome." Rina took off her shoes and coat and planted her buttocks on the sofa, putting her feet across Billy's lap.
"Oh by the way how old are you."
"Definitely over 18!"
"Great!"
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What will Billy do??
A. Massage Rina's feet
B. Offer to get some Kawaii crunchies
C. Phone Lenko
A all the way
a
B
btw rina when googling ur name gets you back here again u got my digits dont b a strnga
a
A
a
B
C. threesomes are fun.
B
Billy treated Rina to a nice foot massage. "Oh Billy" she exclaimed as he lovingly worked his fingers into her feet. "This is just wonderful, I hope you're up for warming the rest of me up because I sure am cold!" Billy smirked at this offer. "Nothing is a problem for Billy Monks!" Billy shifted his attention from Rina's feet to the rest of her legs. "Oh Billy" the girl smiled feverishly, "you're making me go all blushy........^-^;;;;" Billy had finally found his chance - his chance to truly get some winter snuggles.
"Let's pump up the volume." said Billy, as Justin Timberlake's seminal hit 'Like I love You' started playing on Billy's portable MP3 player, which was playing out of the laptop nearby. Despite the horrific, tinny speakers, Justin's silky smooth voice transcended all technological impotence. "If you smile then that should set the tone" Billy sang along. "Baby just remember....siing that song with me - ain't nobody love ya like I love ya."
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"Oh Billy!" giggled Rina. "This song is 7 years old! And it's not from a videogame! You're so romantic and 'old school', none of my other boys would ever do this for me...." Billy's reaction to this was seminal - one great reaction.
Meanwhile, Lenko was in the Mystery Store. However J-San warned him of the dangers ahead. "You see, there is a twist to my mystery store. One route, leads to the sexy lady serving Gifts. One route, leads to a screening of James Cameron's Avatar. And the other route.....HEH...........well, you'll just have to wait and see!"
Which Route Should Lenko Take? Can You Guide Him To The Sexy Lady?
1. Downstairs
2. Upstairs
3. Left Hallway
4. Get the fuck out of the Mystery Store before its too late....
1
4
2 dude, no one gets fucked on the ground floor.
4 man you cant risk having to watch avatar!
2
downstairs. crazy shit always happens in the basement!
1
1
downstairs
great shit happens in basements
Well if you go outside, Red might suspect you, so 4 won't do
I vote 2
ummm...left hallway.
4
3
4
1
1. the story evolves into pulp fiction, if lenko doesn't have the golden watch, he's fucked
[size=]A Special Message From Jeff Blaine:
Due to huge amounts of demand for Donnington Creek merchandise - we're currently designing a Detective Red action figure - I am unable to spend time on an illustration for today. I am deeply sorry.[/size]
Lenko decided to check out downstairs. "This must surely be the right option, it seems like a lot of people have taken this path before!" smiled Lenko as he looked at the many shoeprints on the floor. The stairs were so long and vivacious, that they seemed to go on forever. As Lenko went into the depths of the Mystery Store, the stairs lit up like neon lights that light up when you step on them - they also seemed to make some sort of eerie tune. "These steps sure are making an eerie tune" Lenko thought to himself.
A giant red door awaited at the bottom of the stairwell. "Now how do I open this fucker?" Lenko pondered. He decided to examine the walls for clues - all he could find, for some reason, were pictures of Johnny Marr. "Weird" he said. "I don't really think Johnny Marr deserves this much attention. Sure he was great in The Smiths and part of the chemistry that bound that band together and made them produce quality songs, but still...."
All of a sudden, the lights turned off, and the door at the top of the stairwell slammed shut.
"Uh, Mr. J-San, are you still there?"
After 5 minutes of pure silence, there was a large THUD and a CRASH and a BANG. "What the fuck," exclaimed Lenko feverishly, "Is going on here". And then, to pierce the chaos upstairs, came a loud roar and a scream. "I hope this isn't that fucking Donnington Crocodile thing!"
Lenko finally figured out how to open the door - by turning the handle! He stepped inside...
Above ground, Detective Red was on the ice path leading away from the village, so whatever carnage was going on there he was severely missing out on. Had he foreseen this event? "Now I have the clues....but is it too late? Should I report back to the Agency or try and find more clues?"
Where should Red Go?
A. Billy/Lenko/Shad's Log Cabin
B. The Forest
C. The Agency
a
A. log + en = guess what random thing i might want there
damn you lenko and your suspense!!!
he shouldn't go to the log cabin. he might cockblock billy and rina. i vote forest
i vote b because its not time for the stories to collide yet i dont think so a wouldnt feel right and c is an agency and agencies are boring and plus it'd force you to bring up a bunch of random new characters without expanding on the first ones so for the sake of humanity I VOTE B DAAAAAAHHgGHUH
A
B
A
because
Quote from: dillybarthreesomes are fun.
C cause I wanna be different
B
a
Quote from: chickena
SHUSH, you already voted
i suffer from short-term memory loss
anyway B
I vote B because I don't think Red has enough info to just report "...Iceman came back for his wallet he left at the store."
Going to the cabin doesn't make any sense, besides Billy and Rina are having a moment (plus that extra guy)
Also i would like to pre-order a Detective Red action figure
B
B and Shad needs to wake up and get a piece of ths action
Haha I think you've got it all covered Billy.
I think I missed a corner of my bed; I'm sure I can fix it during the next few pages...
B an ice path sounds cool :]
A Special Message From Jeff Blaine:
Several Events have happened over the release of this book that I have had to change the original illustrations - please consider this retroactive continuity and carry on enjoying the story.
"Hmmmm...." said Red. "Despite being a detective, I don't think I'd feel right intruding on what could possibly be private activities going on in that log cabin - despite the fact that I saw the Donnington Devil himself run up here and his shoeprints lead straight to that log cabin. I suppose he can't be doing any harm, he is, after all, a stupid little baby."
"The Agency.......hrrrrm. Ryan and Ryan are both extremely strict and would probably give me a beating if I returned without enough clues. Especially Ryan. I guess I'll scout around in the forest and have a look." Red traversed the icy path, with his makeshift ice-traversing boots crunching into the tundra. "I really like the noise this makes," thought Detective Red to himself.
As Red went further and further up the Ice Path towards the forest, he saw red stains scattered about. "Blood," he said to himself, "Is on the case." Red followed the trail of horrible human fluid away from his original path to the forest. As the blood amassed in average volume, he found its origin source - Deputy Detective Bortner. Eating a hotdog. The blood that Red thought was on his case, was actually some impractically handled Tomato Sauce, also known for american audiences as Ketchup.
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"Bortner you idiot", said Red. "I thought this was blood. I'm searching for clues. And your stupid hotdog lead me to you. What are you doing out here anyways!?" Red yelled at his friend.
"You mean you can't smell fucking tomato source? Are you fucking blind but blind as in your nose is blind?"
"Bortner - you've known me for 16 years - I'm now 27. I have no sense of smell."
"Oh....sorry man."
"Have you found anything?"
"Yeah, got some hot details. I saw some pink-haired girl and the Donnington Devil enter that log cabin almost in tandem. I think she's one of our 'links'."
"Well I'm not going there."
"Why not"
"Because I don't want to, I'm going to the forest."
"Oh okay. Well I'm gonna scout around here a bit more. Smell ya later.....or NOT!"
"Ohhhh you cheeky fucker." snarled Red.
Red left his 'partner' and continued up the Ice Path to the mysterious woods of Donnington Creek. Dusk was settling in, but Red was courageous and determined. "Nothing will stop me from solving this mystery."
Except, well, a bear.
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"......."
What should Red Do?
1. FIGHT
2. ITEM
3. MAGIC
4. RUN
3
2
3 - LOOKATMYDICK
3
d
3
3
Looks like a dead end, so there's no reason to beat up a bear
RUN, COWA-...okay Red's no coward, so I vote 2
1 beat that motherfucker
bring back deputy bortner
and YOUR COMIC IS INNACURATE BECAUSE I DONT LIKE HOT DOGS OR KETCHUP SO FUCK YOU
2!! barter with the bear in exchange for a ride!
on second thought, 4
that is a BEAR, it will maul and devour him
33333
Quote from: logen3 - LOOKATMYDICK
lmao this ^^^
Detective Red decided that this horrible bear beast could be defeated in only one way - the use of magic. "These dark powers I have kept inside me for so long.......the source of my lack of a sense of smell...if I used these, would I have to sacrifice something else?" Red summoned a shot of lightning to electrocute the bear, and fried it. This didn't do anything to the bear except make it extremely agitated.
"Well hey, there's no reason for that sort of behaviour, haha!" it said.
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Meanwhile, back at the shack, Shad had finally finished unpacking his gigantic sound system and headed downstairs. What he saw he could never unsee again. "BILLY!" he exclaimed. "Uh, well done man, she's pretty hot...." Billy was doing the unthinkable - he was cooking a meal for a girl before doing anything with her. What had happened to Billy to make him go all gaga? Was Rina just too much of a tasty treat to be that forward with these days? Apparently so, people. Apparently so.
"Hi there Shad! Billy's told me all about you."
"Oh great! And you are...."
"Rina"
"Cool. Hey, have any of you two seen Lenko?"
"Nope"
"Nope", Billy answered too.
"Can I have some of that dinner"
"Nope"
"Fine." said Shad as he donned his coat. "I'll go get my own."
"Bye bye!"
Where Should Shad Go For Dinner?
1. Greaser's Hot Dogs Where Taylor Got His Hot Dog From (Ice Path)
2. Tasty Munch Ltd. (Village Outskirts)
3. Serj's Snacks (Log Cabin Resort)
2
1.00
3
1
1
2 !
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1
serj's snacks!
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lmao
2 as well
This is a great story.
3
1
Shad trecked to Tasty Munch Ltd., part of a huge restaurant chain littered about Japan. "I'll have a large fries and a large sushi burger please" requested Shad. "Mmm, this large fries and large sushi burger sure is delicious and a taste sensation in my mouth, but it's lacking something - salt." Shad peered over to see that there was no salt. Anywhere. At all. Ever.
"Excuse me waiter" said the composer, "Where is the salt, may I ask? May I ask, where is the salt?"
The waiter hurriedly stopped Shad from once again asking where the salt was. He hustled over to him and whispered in his ear (which still had a headphone over it)...
"Sorry boy, we don't talk about that here. You see, one time the Donnington Crocodile came over - obscured by his bodyguards and large scarf - and....he...........oh......." the waiter wandered off. "How queer." thought Shad. "I hope I don't run into this crocodile fellow, but I can't figure out what the hell he has to do with salt of all things."
After munching and crunching away on his savoury treats, Shad started taking notice of a conversation going on over his shoulder.
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"They're in the forest man I'm telling you. They're gonna strike anytime soon."
"Dude they've already struck. Didn't you see what happened to the village today!?"
"Nah, I was in the shelter. Some stupid little baby newbie was there too with a dumbass parka."
"Man it was chaos - anyways my dogs have managed to get the scent of the Donnington Crocodile - he smells like -"
-OVE FOR MEEEE
I'LL MOVE FOR YOUUUUUUU
MOVE FOR MEEEEE
I'LL MOVE FO-
"Fucking MP3 player urgh." muttered Shad - he'd just hit the play button by mistake after finishing his last French fry. "May as well head back to Billy" he sighed.
With Shad's Saga over (for now) who should we return to first?
1. Lenko
2. Deputy Bortner
3. Detective Red
4. Dining Gossip Folk (????)
4
4
2
4
2
4
1. wanna find out what happens in the basement of the mystery store goddam B(
4
1 because mystery
1!
1
1
Definitely 4
for age 15 and up
4 because im 99% sure who they are and i wanna see more expansion on their characters !!!
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3
Quote from: anigen4 because im 99% sure who they are and i wanna see more expansion on their characters !!!
Good catch anigen, I wasn't even paying attention to that!
Quote from: anigen4 because im 99% sure who they are and i wanna see more expansion on their characters !!!
haha i know who the diners are now!
but I pick 1
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it's pretty obvious who the diners are
i still pick 1
One
3
Warning: this scene may frighten young children, because the basement is dark.
It was deep and dank in the shelter. Lenko awoke from his seemingly eternal (that means endless) slumber. "Where am I?" he yelled nonchalantly. "Welcome to the secret society of Donnington Creek. My name is Armondo Carmondo." A man weilding some sort of key stepped forward and the previous sentence that was typed belonged to him. The man had a chocolate voice, in that it was sweet and brown.
"Is this the Mystery Store or what?" Lenko questioned Armondo Carmondo. "Partly. Jay-San, in his later years, just went senile and forgot about most of the shop aside from upstairs where a sexy lady serves 'Mystery Treats' to everyone. So we built this shelter here seeing as he doesn't pay attention to anything."
"Damn" thought Lenko. "So what's the deal with this place?"
"Every Friday, at the twilight zone, the Donnington Bastards run amok. Their faces are concealed and their bodies are aflame, but anyone in the town's streets whilst the Bastards appear is usually never seen again. Except for one survivor - and he is insane. He has tricked himself into thinking he is an amazing detective, when the only real detectives are a duo with some detective dogs. But I digress, child - this place is a shelter for those Fridays when it may be too late to get out of town."
"Will this carnage still be going on?"
"Maybe. But Baldi-Buru is happening later."
"What the fuck is Baldi-Buru?"
"You will soon find out...."
What should Lenko Do?
1. Go upstairs now he knows where the sexy lady is
2. Inspect the town
3. Follow Armondo deeper into the underground and partake in Baldi-Buru
1
ichi - watashi wa shokushu gōkan wo sentaku
3
Although I want you to see the sexy lady handing out treats, 1 and 2 seem to be the least safest.
I'd go with 3, but you're missing out on dinner...Baldi-Buru = Bald-Bull?
so much for 'illustrated'
1
1
1
did this die?
Looks like it.
Quote from: shuradid this die?
"i updated less than 24 hours ago wtf are you on about"-jeff blaine
Quote from: lenkabiscaQuote from: shuradid this die?
"i updated less than 24 hours ago wtf are you on about"
-jeff blaine
oh holy shit! when the new page formed i didn't see the last update
my bad
f'(x)
1 because sexy ladies are cool
fuckin hit armondo in the nuts and run for the sexy lady
i still havent read this thread whats going on
Quote from: J_Seedi still havent read this thread whats going on
to be honest, i dont know either!
read from page one for best results
Quote from: HackBenjaminim gay for best dick
that wasn't even clever man
DINK E DOODLE
lmfao "gay for best dick"
It turned out that the mystery of donnington creek was that it turned everyone gay for best dick,
a meteor hit the province the following morning and everyone died. It was a sad day.
[size=]The End?[/size]
or is it
its a mystery
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