french fridays: what happened
xsnoochiboochies: do you remember logan willey
french fridays: uhh
french fridays: no
french fridays: i remember the name but
xsnoochiboochies: well me and roxie know her
french fridays: ohh its a girl
xsnoochiboochies: okay her cousin came down
xsnoochiboochies: to salisbury for the weekend
xsnoochiboochies: and she went to brew river
xsnoochiboochies: and was making out with some random
xsnoochiboochies: dude
xsnoochiboochies: and like she went home and woke up thenext day and had a rash all over her body
xsnoochiboochies: she goes to the doctor
xsnoochiboochies: they are running tests on her and they tell her they have to take skin cultures
xsnoochiboochies: and they send her home
xsnoochiboochies: and they call her and tell her her and her family they have to come down right away
xsnoochiboochies: and she gets there
xsnoochiboochies: and they tell her
xsnoochiboochies: the guy she was making out with
xsnoochiboochies: was eating human
xsnoochiboochies: flesh
xsnoochiboochies: they found 3 dead bodies at his house
french fridays: WHAT THE FUCK
french fridays: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN
french fridays: HE WAS EATING THEM?!
xsnoochiboochies: HE WAS KILLING PEOPLE
xsnoochiboochies: AND FEEDING OFF THEM
french fridays: thats a damn lie
french fridays: i cant believe that
french fridays: i cant trust you anymore bitch you told me you pronounced PAHTAHTOW
sounds like a story you'd post in a myspace bulletin and if you don't repost it the flesh eater will come to your house and give you a rash
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[flop] (10:41:15 PM): (anselmlies) http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-sn...2_6454429_n.jpg (http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs185.snc1/6176_1198975377235_1314045563_542942_6454429_n.jpg)
J (10:41:23 PM): HAHAHAH
[flop] (10:41:23 PM): (anselmlies) goddam lookit those smokin babes
[flop] (10:41:25 PM): (anselmlies) mmmmm
JSeed117 (10:41:34 PM): LMAO ansel
[flop] (10:41:34 PM): (anselmlies) j nearly jizzed in his pants right there true story
J (10:41:35 PM): that was
J (10:41:36 PM): at the
J (10:41:40 PM): hentai section
J (10:41:42 PM): of comic con
J (10:41:44 PM): that was so weird
[flop] (10:41:50 PM): (anselmlies) yeh we were just wanderin
[flop] (10:41:56 PM): (anselmlies) and then looked around and realized
[flop] (10:41:58 PM): (anselmlies) 'oh'
[flop] (10:42:01 PM): (anselmlies) 'right'
[flop] (10:42:54 PM): ("whatr u lookn at BUTThead" mrscriblam) waht
[flop] (10:42:59 PM): ("whatr u lookn at BUTThead" mrscriblam) f
[flop] (10:43:03 PM): (anselmlies) scrib
[flop] (10:43:12 PM): (anselmlies) at one end of the exhibition hall
[flop] (10:43:13 PM): ("whatr u lookn at BUTThead" mrscriblam) yea
[flop] (10:43:22 PM): (anselmlies) there's this section wit adult manga n shit
JSeed117 (10:43:35 PM): lmao yeah i was
[flop] (10:43:37 PM): ("whatr u lookn at BUTThead" mrscriblam) whats happening to my special purpose
[flop] (10:43:38 PM): (anselmlies) and we were just cruisin around the perimeter and wound up there by accident and found those cosplayer chicks
J (10:43:41 PM): lookin throuhg the books
J (10:43:49 PM): and then i found this one of these girls like
J (10:43:51 PM): drenched in cum
J (10:43:54 PM): and im just like
J (10:43:59 PM): "oh this is where we are"
cant wait for jizzcon 2010 !!!!
I DIDNT FEEL LIKE WRITING THE STORY OUT AGAIN OKAY JSSED MY FINGERS GET TIRED
Probably from sucking too much dick
true tales of human drama
Quote from: J_SeedProbably from sucking too much dick
HAHA
How many times have I heard that story?
Quote from: FuzzHow many times have I heard that story?
i dunno fuzz how many