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Title: dirty haikus
Post by: dilly on November 19, 2009 10:57 PM
I like your big ass.
It is a nice hunk of meat.
Let me have a taste.
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Title: dirty haikus
Post by: DrRumack on November 19, 2009 11:01 PM
i rather like to
suck dick on a rainy day
and swallow the cum
Title: dirty haikus
Post by: creamcorn on November 19, 2009 11:05 PM
i like how it moves around
its so firm and soft and round
and it makes a funny sound
Title: dirty haikus
Post by: dilly on November 19, 2009 11:06 PM
Your nipples are yum.
I want them covered in mint
chocolate ice cream now.
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Title: dirty haikus
Post by: creamcorn on November 19, 2009 11:10 PM
i like them wet and shiny
dripping with oil
right in my face
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Title: dirty haikus
Post by: Daveb0t on November 19, 2009 11:32 PM
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Post by: LordZeebmork on November 20, 2009 01:31 AM
so this is what tba degenerates into when i'm gone
Title: dirty haikus
Post by: 99 on November 20, 2009 01:43 AM
Loose is the ass of
Silly little Zeebmork for
It takes many dicks.
Title: dirty haikus
Post by: LordZeebmork on November 20, 2009 01:50 AM
Quote from: 99
Loose is the ass of
Silly little Ryan for
It takes many dicks.
fixed!

that means you too rtil
Title: dirty haikus
Post by: 99 on November 20, 2009 01:56 AM
way to go!
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Post by: rtil on November 20, 2009 02:04 AM
feel the fail
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Post by: ansel on November 20, 2009 02:07 AM
Quote from: stealth troll
Quote from: 99
Loose is the ass of
Silly little Ryan for
It takes many dicks.
fixed!

that means you too rtil

dude this is jus gettin hard to watch
Title: dirty haikus
Post by: DrRumack on November 20, 2009 02:58 AM
everyone laughs when
an obvious troll tries hard
to make people mad
Title: dirty haikus
Post by: emanhattan on November 20, 2009 03:58 AM
when I find myself in times of trouble

mother mary comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

let it be
Title: dirty haikus
Post by: dilly on November 20, 2009 04:52 AM
Quote from: eman
when I find myself in times of trouble

mother mary comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

let it be

that's so naughty  
Title: dirty haikus
Post by: LordZeebmork on November 20, 2009 05:03 AM
Quote from: rtilfeel the fail
feel the eat dicks
Title: dirty haikus
Post by: emanhattan on November 20, 2009 06:00 AM
feel the f
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Post by: dilly on November 20, 2009 06:55 AM
feel the hurrr durrr derp derp
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Post by: LordZeebmork on November 20, 2009 06:57 AM
feel the tiny shriveled rtil cock down your throat
Title: dirty haikus
Post by: The Good Ole Ant on November 20, 2009 07:32 AM
soldiers in the front, let the heat pump
troops on the left, fight to the death
fam on the right, infrared lights
wolves in the back, ready to attack, for what
soldiers in the front, let the heat pump
Title: dirty haikus
Post by: anigen on November 20, 2009 07:43 AM
ok lordz you're being really butthurt go away already you're not being the rebel you think you are

this is a kind word of advice between friends here nothing angry...............
fuckyou
Title: dirty haikus
Post by: LordZeebmork on November 20, 2009 07:44 AM
ok anigen you're being really butthurt go away already you're not being the rebel you think you are

this is a kind word of advice between friends here nothing angry...............
fuckyou
Title: dirty haikus
Post by: emanhattan on November 20, 2009 08:04 AM
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Title: dirty haikus
Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on November 20, 2009 08:37 AM
Quote from: rtilfeel the fail
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Title: dirty haikus
Post by: 99 on November 20, 2009 08:39 AM
ooooooooooooooooh MONSTER LOVE
Title: dirty haikus
Post by: emanhattan on November 20, 2009 03:38 PM
IF THE WOMAN WHO YA DATIN





LIGHTS A CANDLE WITH HER NOSE






AND SHE TRIES TO DRAIN YO LIQUIDS





FROM YOUR HEAD DOWN TO YO TOES




gosh i hate to tell you BUDDY





gosh I hate to tell ya PAL




but the woman



who ya datin






is a MONSTA





LADY GAL



LOVE CAN MAKE YOU BLIND AND



LOVE CAN CLOUD YOUR HEAD


if you ever date a monster



love can also make you


deeeeeeeeaf

so hate this whites my friend

and listen to my sooooo    oooooooooooong


DONT EVER



date a MONSTER

if you


want



to




live



real



long


if you


want



to




live



real



long

PA
PA

PA

PA
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Post by: Philip K Dick on November 20, 2009 03:40 PM
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Title: dirty haikus
Post by: DrRumack on November 20, 2009 09:23 PM
god bless freakazoid
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Post by: dilly on November 21, 2009 04:02 AM
Quote from: MrScriblamgod bless freakazoid
Title: dirty haikus
Post by: Fuzz on November 22, 2009 03:55 AM
Quote from: dillybar
Quote from: MrScriblamgod bless freakazoid
Title: dirty haikus
Post by: FrozenSheep on November 25, 2009 08:22 AM
My dick in your dick
It feels good but I prefer
Your dick in my dick
Title: dirty haikus
Post by: trent bortknob on November 25, 2009 10:38 PM
i want to hear your sexy voice
i want your body
Title: dirty haikus
Post by: dilly on November 26, 2009 03:07 AM
You are quite squishy
I would like to squeeze your ass
Ooo, jiggle jiggle
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Post by: emanhattan on November 26, 2009 03:33 AM
tu estas bien buena
te quiero apretar el culo
oooho jiggle jiggle
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Title: dirty haikus
Post by: trent bortknob on November 26, 2009 01:47 PM
^lmdao

Quote from: dillybar
You are quite squishy
I would like to squeeze your ass
Ooo, jiggle jiggle
btw this is really fucking gross i get this image of some old fat black chicks with a flabby ass

fyuck you dillybar

*chick
Title: dirty haikus
Post by: dilly on November 26, 2009 03:22 PM
Quote from: Uncle Tоmfyuck you dillybar

LMAO HURR
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Post by: Wasim on December 3, 2009 11:43 AM
Quote from: Lsoldiers in the front, let the heat pump
troops on the left, fight to the death
fam on the right, infrared lights
wolves in the back, ready to attack, for what
soldiers in the front, let the heat pump

heh wu tang heh

gently put the balls in your mouth
and slap the penis with a large trout
and when he cums thats all you should know about
Title: dirty haikus
Post by: zhicago on March 9, 2010 08:48 AM
you guys are probably going to tsk tsk at me for reviving this but i think its LEAGUES better of a thread than the shit we have now


i wanna see some more naughty haikus, chop chop
Title: dirty haikus
Post by: Necronomitr0n on March 9, 2010 04:39 PM
Quote from: FrozenSheepMy dick in your dick
It feels good but I prefer
Your dick in my dick
lmao this made me laugh really hard and i don't know why
Title: dirty haikus
Post by: Fuzz on March 9, 2010 08:57 PM
shit falls from asshole
Smeared all over his nut sack
Just for you miss Ren
Title: dirty haikus
Post by: Mew_User on March 9, 2010 10:35 PM
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