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I know that rtil made a topic like that a while back but i don't feel like finding it again.

in that one topic about sounds rtil posted i found a link to a website that talks about a lot of paranormal stuff. One of them was about recording TV static, supposedly you should be able to see something then. Well, I tried:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGUaJ3WH7K0

At around 1:20 a ghost must have put a spell on me, because my nose suddenly felt funny and then wind and water shot out of my nose and mouth.

in all seriousness though, post paranormal experiences you've had.

(REAL)

well you can't say that it's fake

what, the tv or the paranormal stuff

none ever

been watching a german documentary about ghost photography, this picture in particular:

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it was pretty cool

I read somewhere that 1% of television static is light that was emitted during the Big Bang. I have visited a lot of supposedly haunted houses because I once lived in a historic town, but I haven't seen any ghosts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbcctWbC8Q0

some scary shit right there, man!

omg psi i think the ghost punched your brain and made you do that don't mess around with it or it will come out of the tv

but in all seriousness, there are only two paranormal things that have happened to me, and one of them was actually last night, but it's really more flat out creepy rather than paranormal

when i was a kid my parents would send me to these christian camps in the summer. they were always in these campgrounds in the middle of nowhere in a forest, so it was pretty remote. one of the camps had this enormous building they hardly used, it looked like a barren concrete warehouse. it was mid-day on a wednesday and i was walking around in there by myself. i was bored and probably skipping some church event i was supposed to be at. suddenly i felt a very strong wind and it knocked me over flat on my back. it didn't hurt, but when i tried to get up i could not move. it felt like the wind was pushing down on my arms and legs. i tried to open my mouth but no words came out either. it was like a nightmare. i was stuck there for 15 minutes. then it suddenly disappeared. i was scared but for some reason i just walked out of there instead of decking it like you'd think i would. i can't explain it and i don't know what it was.

last night i convinced jenna to download a program on her iphone called the ovilus. the ovilus is based on a device that reads changes in electromagnetic frequencies and uses a phoenetic word base to attempt to convert them in to speech. you can see some shows on TV where they use similar device, like the very obnoxious and annoying "ghost adventures" team. a lot of the devices they use i think are stupid, and i thought this one was too, until i witnessed two bizarre occurences with the device. the first was on ghost adventures - they are in an old building that people have tried to renovate several times, but every time a crew comes in to do it something bad happens to them or they get injured. so the ghost adventures crew starts saying " we are going to renovate this place", and they put up ladders and whatnot, trying to rile up a spirit or whatever. they turn the device on. within a few seconds it speaks "REMOVE", and they ask, "remove what?", and it says "STEP", and shortly after, "LADDER". then one of the says, "what will you do if we don't remove the ladder?", and it responds, "YELL".

another instance was a local team using the original ovilus. they were actually in an abandoned floor of an old theater in seattle, i forget which one, somewhere on capitol hill i believe. as they were in the building, it had not said anything all night. suddenly it says "OUTSIDE", then "SCARY", then "OUTSIDE" again. moments later they heard gunshots in the alley.

so last night we turn it on and it stars saying a lot of random things. i couldn't make sense of anything really. but after a while it was more quiet, then i sat down with it and it said "AFRAID", and i said, "of what?", and it responded "DEATH". i turned it on again later and it started saying a lot of names. nobody i knew though.

paranormal things are fuckin fake due to your own imagination interpreting things that are normal but unexpected as paranormal.

Quote from: Billyparanormal things are fuckin fake due to your own imagination interpreting things that are normal but unexpected as paranormal.

all paranormal means is the unexplained, that doesn't make them any more real or fake

what i mean is i strongly believe ghosts are fake
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fake

ghost pictures are the easiest to fake and usually the least interesting
especially people going apeshit over "orbs", aka dust specks and bugs

i heard paranormal activity is real

the movie

Quote from: rtilghost pictures are the easiest to fake and usually the least interesting
especially people going apeshit over "orbs", aka dust specks and bugs

Don't forget Rods!
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i heard something about rods arent they in some tunnel somewhere in some country i forgot the name of i have to find the youtube video about that

Quote from: rtilomg psi i think the ghost punched your brain and made you do that don't mess around with it or it will come out of the tv

i know, right

Quote from: rtilwhen i was a kid my parents would send me to these christian camps in the summer.

lmao

Quote from: rtil"what will you do if we don't remove the ladder?", and it responds, "YELL".

lmfao

i forgot to mention (I think i actually posted that in the other topic), friends of my family moved into a new house that was "haunted" they said. Things were moving around, they heard people talking in the night (from the livingroom), pictures flew off the walls, things were flying around and all that. All in the livingroom though. The way they told me and my family about that sounded really believable. They moved out half a year later because they couldn't bare it anymore. As soon as they moved into a new house, it was all gone, so it seems like the ghost didn't have anything against that family in particular.

Then, in some really old photo that I was like 10 years old on, there was a skull in the background, sitting on a tree. I've been trying to find the photo for a while now, everyone I know kept telling me "well it's probably just a bird" and i said "a white bird with 2 holes, shaped like a skull? shape wise it's more likely to be a globe fish". I'm sure my mom threw that picture away though.

And then, this one is kind of funny but really strange as well, when i was taking my dog out for a walk, i saw a rooster. And there are no farms within miles where i live, nor does anyone own a rooster here. When i passed by the same spot again, after turning around which took about like 15 seconds, the rooster was gone. Now it's pretty much logical that it went away but it was staying in the middle of a huge field, so it had to be a fucking fast rooster. And then again, where the fuck did it come from.

Then of course, some of you know about this one, there was the talking in my room, at night. I could hear very quiet talking, then moaning and within the wall it sounded like rats were crawling around (which is impossible because the wall was solid). I had a leather couche sitting right under my window(skylight window), and every night, even with closed windows, i heard water dropping onto the couch. As soon as i went to the light switch and turned the lights on, the noise was gone and the couch was completely dry. When i went back to bed, the sounds stopped for a good 15 minutes until they started again.
I was freaking out like fuck but eventually, it all stopped all of the sudden. I still have no idea what caused any of these noises, especially the talking since i also heard it when my parents and brother weren't at home. And it was only at night.

it was me hacking your computer to make sounds

but really i wouldnt be able to stand that, mostly because when i go to sleep i need it to be completely silent. i hate noise and light when trying to sleep

Quote from: rtilit was me hacking your computer to make sounds

but really i wouldnt be able to stand that, mostly because when i go to sleep i need it to be completely silent. i hate noise and light when trying to sleep

oh then you'd love my computer!

it goes [size=]ssss[/size]sssssSSSS[size=]SSSSSSS[/size][size=]zzZ[/size][size=]ZZZZZ[/size][size=]IPPRRR[/size][size=]RRRRRR[/size][size=]ssss[/size][size=]sssss[/size]sssss



but i can't stand any other noises. I turn off EVERY other electronic thing i have. Even my cellphone, telephones, everything. Mostly i just put a blanket on my computer which kinda dims the sound

after my grandma died the room that she slept in (which later became my brothers room) became rather cold
and the doors would close by themselves

stopped after a few weeks though




























OR DID IT

and so zkekey devoured his grandmas sould and become old and apt to prunes the end

i dont really believe in ghosts because i dont believe in any afterlife

but i think a lot of people just don't believe in ghosts because they WISH that they weeren't real

either way this shit creeps me out holy fuck

Quote from: rtilit was me hacking your computer to make sounds

but really i wouldnt be able to stand that, mostly because when i go to sleep i need it to be completely silent. i hate noise and light when trying to sleep

heh I can't sleep without some sort of background noise. that's why I have a fan.

and I used to sleep with the light on all the time but not anymore!

well a fan is ok, it drowns out the ringing in my ears. but i hate having the tv or music on. some people like that but it just keeps me awake

I used to like having music on but now I can't stand it

I remember back when I lived in Florida my little brother would start screaming for our Mum in the middle of the night. The reason why was because his electronic ambulance toy would start going off a few times. He told me years later that it stopped only when Mum would come in. There are probably a lot of explanations for this, but the only time it would do this was at night and it was always put away in the closet before my brother went to bed. If I remember correctly the toy would only go off if you pushed a button and the sound never looped. It didn't have a sensor or anything. Also I never had the same experience whenever I had it in my room. I believe the Ghost Hunters crew had a similar encounter and were able to debunk it. Can't remember what it was though.

I have experiences every now-and-then when I'd wake up in the middle of the night and get that awful feeling that something was watching me. Like, standing right next to me or hovering above the bed and just staring at me. The next thing that follows is either a.) I hear heavy breathing for at least 5 minutes and then it stops, b.) I feel something pushing me down the bed, or c.) I hear footsteps as if 'it' was running around my room. Could be my active mind playing tricks on me since this usually happens when I wake up in the middle of the night. I'm not so sure. I once placed a tape recorder in my room and managed to catch the heavy breathing I've been hearing. Unfortunately my Dad recorded over everything, so that bit of proof has long since been gone.

oh that reminds me, my TV sometimes turns itself on in the middle of the night, channel 7 for whatever reason. It's always static (since my cable isn't connected).

That happened quite a few times to me, i always get up, turn it off and then go back to bed again. It's the next day when i think about "who the hell turned it on?".

Quote from: psi43Then, in some really old photo that I was like 10 years old on, there was a skull in the background, sitting on a tree. I've been trying to find the photo for a while now, everyone I know kept telling me "well it's probably just a bird" and i said "a white bird with 2 holes, shaped like a skull? shape wise it's more likely to be a globe fish". I'm sure my mom threw that picture away though.

Ok, after about an hour of searching, i finally found the fucking picture.

And it turns out that it actually IS a skull there, in the background. It's really really tiny and sitting on a tree, but I will try my best to scan the photo and make it bigger.

It was like 2am on a wednesday night and my village is usually quiet as fuck at that time. Me and my friend headed over to the garage/gas station to get some more beer and on the way we heard something that sounded like a 50's band - not a recording being played but like an actual live performance. I thought it was just someone's TV or whatever so we pressed on.

Around 10 minutes down the road we heard it again and it got louder - we decided to have a walk around to see what the fuck it was but never found the source. nontheless it was fucking weird and im sure there's an explanation but in the meantime holy shit i listened to a phantom band

Ghosts don't exist yo

There's a warehouse near by me that's locally famous for being haunted.  Numerous rumors circulate around how a fire destroyed most of the building, killed a lot of workers and about how you can see their spirits floating around at night.  There's also one about how a girl was raped and then murdered inside a certian room, and if you go in there you can hear her crying or see her ghost.  ALSO, I've been told by an actual police officer that there are several police records of dead bodies being found inside the building...

Everyone who's been in there has said to have a paranormal experience.

I know the place like the back of my hand and I can guarantee I've been there more than anyone around here; and not once have I ever seen a ghost, heard someone crying or found a dead body.  I've givin tours to people who say they have had paranormal experiences, though.  Most people just beg to leave but, I've seen a few start crying and one girl even flat out fainted.

Its funny to how someones imagination can turn them into a complete pussy

you can't prove that "ghosts" don't exist yo, furthermore you can't prove they exist either. your story is kinda lame i mean of course most people are going to freak out when they go somewhere expecting to be scared, look at the audiences of "paranormal activity", people screaming and yelling over fake videotape footage. if you go out with the intention of having an "experience" you will probably allow your imagination to let it happen.the best stories come from people who don't believe in this kind of stuff and weren't expecting it

when I was a kid I was playing football with my mates and we were all having fun and stuff and then someone started yelling WHOA LOOK AT THE SKY and I looked up and I saw what seemed to be a fucking UFO right in top of us not more than 50 meters away from the ground

I instantly ran indoors to avoid the abduction ray and so did al the rest of the kids

then later on we came out and saw the UFo fly away and it turned out to be a bigass Globe, you know the ones with people flying in them i dont know how theyre called in english

and we all laughed because that thing REALLY looked like a fucking ufo if you looked at it right below and it was like 8 pm so we couldnt see a thing and on top of that its fucking mexico I had never seen one of those things except on tv!

Quote from: spiteGhosts don't exist yo

i stopped reading your drivel right about here

I believe in spirits but in no way am i scared of them.

anyone tried an ouija board

its 'worked' a few times but i was cynical as fuck even when i was 14. i just kinda felt one of my friends was 'controlling' it and not telling us. the way the thing moved was very erratic and even made errors though so i gotta give em props for authenticity

my friend rachael lives in new jersey, and this summer she went to all the "Weird NJ" places. she said it was creepy but absolutely nothing happened besides a stair creaking or something. supposedly a lot of people have experiences there, but im still really skeptical. i really want to check it out for myself

yo vi una monstra al lado de mi cama....me tuvo miedo

*un monstruo

hay un monstruo debajo de mi cama...no puedo salir, tengo que guardar cama

¡ay no!

Jej, No Creo En Los Monstruos.

Quote from: Maloncle tom, je ne crois pas aux monstres
ils sont imaginaires
tu peux laisser ton lit

VOUS PARLEZ LE FRANÇAIS? GLORIEUX!

no frenchies allowed

stop posting in french, spanish or any other language other than english plz!

i dont get why people think french is hot its the ugliest language ever
now spanish
is hot

yeah kian is pretty dumb

for associating himself with the french language

yea

hey my name is kian im gay and i speak the gayest language in the world

Quote from: chickeni dont get why people think french is hot its the ugliest language ever
now spanish
is hot

the spanish language reminds me of fast food and landscaping

^

^ the real SPANISH CULTURE 9like people from spain) is really cool and interesting

spain is a million+ tiomes better than any south american country

the country is a whole lot more laid back about pretty much everything

association with the spanish language and lower society (fast food, bus stations, landscaping) is really shitty becuase real spain isnt a shitty poor country

and chicks from spain are hot

Quote from: J_Seed

Quote from: chickeni dont get why people think french is hot its the ugliest language ever

dutch

Quote from: Mali think that spanish people who speak spanish sound good, but ive never heard any mexican or south american spanish that sounds pretty

Argentinian spanish sounds really pretty and elegant, almost like italian  
colombian is nice too

There is a french girl i know from school and sometimes I hear her speaking french on the phone and I find it very relaxing and nice.
french is cool its just kinda hard to learn.

also





do you guys know what kind of spanish is cool tho?

mexican spanish

heh

the meanalleys

Quote from: chickeni dont get why people think french is hot its the ugliest language ever

this

Quotenow spanish
is hot

not this

french is really shit
spanish is shit
italian is shit
portuguese is retarded spanish and therefore shit
british english is shit
black english is chimpanzeelike grunting and "mofugga azz" and therefore a steaming pile of rotten bananas and watermelons
dutch is beep beep ge heep jeep veet de bleet
german is ok
finnish is cool
swedish is lame
norwegian is swedish
danish is weird
estonian is less cool than finnish but still cool
hungarian is uh what
russian is hairy guys fucking ugly 12-year-olds with absurdly large foreheads and noses
all other slavic languages are pretty much russian without the child porn
japanese is high-pitched moaning
chinese is variably-pitched moaning
inuktitut is pretty badass

there's only one thing that matters folks
english is the language of business
now if you'll excuse me i've got a videophone conference on my private jet, we're on our way to new york to discuss the merger with legendaryfrog tweenimations

ihwish be da mofuggen laihwizh uh binniz mofugga shyt

totally bro

ching chong nip dong gong

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Quote from: chickeni dont get why people think french is hot its the ugliest language ever

this

Quotenow spanish
is hot

not this

french is really shit
spanish is shit
italian is shit
portuguese is retarded spanish and therefore shit
british english is shit
black english is chimpanzeelike grunting and "mofugga azz" and therefore a steaming pile of rotten bananas and watermelons
dutch is beep beep ge heep jeep veet de bleet
german is ok
finnish is cool
swedish is lame
norwegian is swedish
danish is weird
estonian is less cool than finnish but still cool
hungarian is uh what
russian is hairy guys fucking ugly 12-year-olds with absurdly large foreheads and noses
all other slavic languages are pretty much russian without the child porn
japanese is high-pitched moaning
chinese is variably-pitched moaning
inuktitut is pretty badass

this is the dumbest thing i have ever read

languages are languages dude chill out who gives a fuck

i conside chinese to be one of the most annoying languages ever

I believe in aliens, but they don't fly around in massive steel plates, I think they'd be like little worms or some other invertebrate
something very simple
there could be complex ecosystems that exist outside of Earth, maybe similar to ours, but if there's any animal life it would not be like anything we could ever imagine
ACTUALLY I find the idea of green bipedal primates from another planet to be the one silliest things I have ever heard!
almost as silly as dead people in the form of orbs, floating around just BEGGING to be caught on camera

Ok, today I decided to take my dad's mp3-player with a short-wave radio function, put on some static and lay down with my eyes closed.

After a while i started hearing "Hilf mir!" being shouted, various times. I didn't recognize the voice. Hilf Mir meaning Help me btw.

Anyways, i heard that "hilf mir" like every few seconds, always differently though. It was either hilf mir, hiiiiiilf miiiiir, hiiiiiilf mir or hilf miiiiiir. (Hilf being short for "Helfe", for those of you who know a bit of German but are confused).

Then I decided to change the frequency to a different static. Didn't hear the scream for help for a good 2 minutes before it started again. I changed to 4 different frequencies and it was always gone, for a few minutes, until it came back.

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you gotta record this stuff  psi

Quote from: rtilyou gotta record this stuff  psi

Well, since I used these headphones you put into your ears, I wouldn't know how. Maybe if I tuned the same frequency in on my radio, it'd work.

maybe if you held it up to a mic

the mp3 player doesn't have speakers, so the sound would be extremely quiet.

maybe if you held **the headphones** up to a mic

or just get one of those cables with audio jacks at both ends, plug one end into your mp3 player, and plug the other end into the mic jack of your computer

anything with an output can be recorded
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yes that is what i just said noobert !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! drive off a cliff fuycU

mine was abridged and came with a picture therefore it was better

wooooo i'am a gOST i hid in you're Hous an d jizz in you're Moth whil u speep.......................................

one time i went to the kitchen for a midnight snack and i heard a weird buzzing noise, as if someone was talking to me in a weird language. like buzzzzz buzz buzzzzz buzzz buz buz buz
i was freaked out and went out the kitchen and turned off the lights, but then the noise went away. i got back and turned the lights back on, and there it was again!
so i figured it was a ghost. but he was afraid of the light, and was screaming, telling me to turn it off...

thats pretty cool actually