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Main => Introductions => Topic started by: Philip K Dick on October 30, 2009 07:25 PM

Title: Hey new members!!!
Post by: Philip K Dick on October 30, 2009 07:25 PM
Here's a rundown of the backalleys forums, and how you can better your chances of survival on this harsh (queer) battlefield:

Everyone here is a faggot, so don't be offended when someone calls you names or insults you or your artwork.

Don't try to be funny because you always end up looking stupid unless you are a legitimately funny person.

4chan and related fads are taboo here. There, I said it.

None of these are dead-set rules but if you want to improve your chances of success within the backalleys forum boards i would recommend taking them into mind!

Summary: fuk u!
Title: Hey new members!!!
Post by: Mew_User on October 30, 2009 08:02 PM
Quote from: Uncle Tomimprove your chances of success within the backalleys forum boards
What do you mean by this?
Title: Hey new members!!!
Post by: LordZeebmork on October 30, 2009 08:53 PM
also never use the shift key and pretend to hate the internet
Title: Hey new members!!!
Post by: creamcorn on October 30, 2009 09:40 PM
[size=]XD[/size]
Title: Hey new members!!!
Post by: Philip K Dick on October 30, 2009 09:56 PM
Quote from: Bamyasi
Quote from: Uncle Tomimprove your chances of success within the backalleys forum boards
What do you mean by this?

basically you wont be flamed by a bunch of 15 year olds if you follow the instructions
Title: Hey new members!!!
Post by: funzop on October 30, 2009 10:54 PM
Quote from: LordZeebmorkalso never use the shift key and pretend to hate the internet
lmfao
Title: Hey new members!!!
Post by: lasse on October 31, 2009 02:21 AM
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID BE IN JAIL 4 KILLIN THE BTCH THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
Title: Hey new members!!!
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on October 31, 2009 08:59 AM
Quote from: Uncle TomEveryone here is a faggot, so don't be offended when someone calls you names or insults you or your artwork.

quick note: if your artwork isnt bullshit people will like you. uncle tom doesnt know this part. coincidence?!?!??!


Quote from: Uncle TomDon't try to be funny because you always end up looking stupid unless you are a legitimately funny person.

this is very true. read my posts as a visual aid on how not to be funny at all times.

Quote from: Uncle Tom4chan and related fads are taboo here. There, I said it.

>implying we do that shit here

Quote from: Uncle TomNone of these are dead-set rules but if you want to improve your chances of success within the backalleys forum boards i would recommend taking them into mind!

i'll dead [size=]YOUR[/size] set!

Quote from: Uncle TomSummary: fuk u!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMU-wXsgyR8
Title: Hey new members!!!
Post by: redmongoose on October 31, 2009 10:19 AM
actually the only REAL rule around here is that you have to draw me to prove that you arent a skrull

http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=6081 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=6081)

that's the rule, and there's only one and it isnt that difficult, so you might as well do it! or ykno you can refuse to and make yourself look like a stuck up faggot and alert us immediately of your devotion to the skrull empire but whatver man! ur call
Title: Hey new members!!!
Post by: psi43 on October 31, 2009 12:16 PM
^and even that isn't a real rule anyways
Title: Hey new members!!!
Post by: redmongoose on October 31, 2009 02:35 PM
your mom isnt a real rule
Title: Hey new members!!!
Post by: LordZeebmork on November 1, 2009 08:36 AM
all new members must read this in its entirety:

My fetish is beautiful women wearing diapers. Its sexy if they piss in them, but not shit, thats gross.

What gets me really horny is to picture a sexy girl with a diaper under her tight jeans. Then she gets an uncomfortable look which turns to relief as she empties her bladder and her pants bulge out as the diaper swells.
Man I got a boner just typing that.
Title: Hey new members!!!
Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on November 1, 2009 09:34 AM
Quote from: REDMONGOOSEyour mom isnt a real rule
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.mrhacks.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F05%2Foh-snap-chart.jpg&hash=db94e8922b022a311e3b47b7b1ec1af254307fe7)
Title: Hey new members!!!
Post by: Orangebeef on November 1, 2009 11:19 PM
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